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Daddy, Stop Talking!

Daddy, Stop Talking!
Author: Adam Carolla
Publisher: HarperCollins
Total Pages: 229
Release: 2015-05-26
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0062394274

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Last Will & Testament of Adam Carolla I, Adam Carolla, being of beaten-down mind, declare this to be my Last Will and Testament. I revoke all wills and addendums previously made by me. (You guys never did listen, anyway.) Article I I appoint the rest of the world's unappreciated dads as Personal Representatives to administer this Will. I bequeath to them the right to crack a couple cold ones in the garage after working their asses off all week and ask that they be permitted to watch all the porn they like and not have to change diapers and get dragged to every preschool "graduation" and PTA meeting. Article II To my wife, I leave a safe-deposit box, the sole content of which is a note reading "Get a job. I'm dead," and my best wishes on trying to keep up with the unending demands of our houses, cars, dog, and kids. Article III I devise, bequeath, and give my kids this book, Daddy, Stop Talking. Since you guys were the death of me, I leave you these pages of wisdom. But no cash, cars, or property. You've got to earn those. On that note, I further demand that the following message be placed on the marker of my grave: "You're All on Your Own Now. Enjoy."


Dad, How Do I?

Dad, How Do I?
Author: Rob Kenney
Publisher: HarperCollins
Total Pages: 230
Release: 2021-05-18
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 0063075032

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“Like the YouTube channel, this is a touching yet informative guide for those seeking fatherly advice, or even a few good dad jokes.” — Library Journal


President Me

President Me
Author: Adam Carolla
Publisher: Harper Collins
Total Pages: 288
Release: 2014-05-13
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0062320424

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My fellow Americans, President John F. Kennedy once famously said, "Hey, is that blond intern eighteen yet?" He also said, "Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country." We've changed a lot since JFK asked us all to pitch in. We've become a nation of narcissistic, yoga-mat-toting, service-dog-having, absentee dads and gluten-free, hand-wringing, hypochondriac moms of overcaffeinated (yet somehow still lazy) twerking tweens. And our government is an inept bureaucracy incapable of doing anything except getting in our wallets and in our way. We've got to get it together, America. That is why I, Adam Carolla, hereby declare myself Candidate Carolla. The tome you hold in your hands is a statement of my intent to whip our country back into fighting shape, to eliminate the "what are you going to do for me?" mentality that has invaded our country. President Me is my manifesto, my vision for a better place . . . free of Big Government, barefoot fliers, lazy hipsters who'd rather "Occupy" than work, and the other things that are bringing our country down. With my cabinet appointees, my list of worthy and necessary presidential ManDates, and tons of great ideas for fixing our health care, education, energy, and even national parks systems . . . behold an America we can be proud of. The America I see in my head. You're welcome in advance. Your future leader, Adam


I Wish Daddy Didn't Drink So Much

I Wish Daddy Didn't Drink So Much
Author: Judith Vigna
Publisher: Albert Whitman
Total Pages: 0
Release: 1998-01-01
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9780807535264

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A young girl shares her feelings and frustrations about her alcoholic father's behavior.


Is Daddy Coming Back in a Minute?

Is Daddy Coming Back in a Minute?
Author: Elke Barber
Publisher: Jessica Kingsley Publishers
Total Pages: 39
Release: 2016-07-21
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1784503711

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When we were on a No Girls Allowed! holiday, my daddy's heart stopped beating and I had to find help all by myself. He was very badly broken. Not even the ambulance people could help him... This honest, sensitive and beautifully illustrated picture book is designed to help explain the concept of death to children aged 3+. Written in Alex's own words, it is based on the real-life conversations that Elke Barber had with her then three-year-old son, Alex, after the sudden death of his father. The book provides reassurance and understanding to readers through clear and honest answers to the difficult questions that can follow the death of a loved one, and carries the invaluable message that it is okay to be sad, but it is okay to be happy, too.


Last Lecture

Last Lecture
Author: Perfection Learning Corporation
Publisher: Turtleback
Total Pages:
Release: 2019
Genre:
ISBN: 9781663608192

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Unspeakable

Unspeakable
Author: Harriet Shawcross
Publisher: Canongate Books
Total Pages: 265
Release: 2019-03-07
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 1786890062

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'Compassionate' Guardian 'Extremely affecting' Scotsman As a teenager, Harriet Shawcross stopped speaking at school for almost a year. As an adult, she became fascinated by the limits of language. From the inexpressible trauma of trench warfare and the aftermath of natural disaster to the taboo of coming out, Harriet examines all the ways in which words scare us. She studies wartime poet George Oppen, interviews the author of The Vagina Monologues, meets Nepalese earthquake-survivors and the founders of the Samaritans and asks what makes us silent?


Cool Daddy Rat

Cool Daddy Rat
Author: Kristyn Crow
Publisher: Putnam Publishing Group
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2008
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9780399243752

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A young rat hides in his father's bass case and tags along as he plays and scats around the big city.


Daddy Day Care

Daddy Day Care
Author: Jonathan Tindale
Publisher: Jonathan Tindale
Total Pages: 200
Release: 2018-01-31
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN: 1981415734

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2018 Award Winner - Best Parenting & Family - Pacific Book Review 2018 Award Winner - Bronze - Non-Fiction - Wishing Shelf Book Awards The award winning Daddy Day Care is an outrageously funny and honest guide to parenting for dads. Find out what happens when one dad stays at home during maternity leave to bring up his baby daughter. What is it like to be the only bloke in playgroup? How do you bluff your way through mum chat? How can your sidekick provide a cheap alternative to the gym? Aimed at dads (and curious mums) Daddy Day Care is illustrated with funny stick men, and offers a truly alternative look at the poo soaked chaos of full-time childcare. Daddy Day Care includes chapters on:weaning and feedinglocal playgroupsa bluffers guide to parenting bookssleeping and nappingteething and first aidDIY and jobs around the housebaby gadgetswhat to wear – for children and dadsa brief history of fatherhoodpottery cafes and ravesZen and the art of fatherhood Best served with beer – or strong coffee (for the chronically sleep-deprived parent). Reviews"Great book for new dads - an honest and funny account of what life with a baby is like" - A Mum Reviews "Very well written, so honest and funny too" - Life as Mum "This book is a great read, especially if you're a soon to be dad. Very funny and I found myself nodding along on almost every page!" - One Hull of a Dad "If you’re looking for a gift for a new parent, or even an expectant one, this book is the answer" - Parent Game blog "Truly laugh-out-loud - five sticky fingers and five stars for this valiant manual in fathering" - Readers Favorite


Daddy, Daddy Please Stop Drinking

Daddy, Daddy Please Stop Drinking
Author: Robb Kelly
Publisher:
Total Pages: 284
Release: 2019-12-13
Genre:
ISBN: 9781702575867

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Daddy, Daddy Please Stop Drinking chronicles the true life story of my personal fight from homeless alcoholic to living a life beyond my wildest dreams. My name is Dr. Robb Kelly and today I run a successful alcohol and addiction recovery business but I had to travel to hell and back to make me the man I am today. I am not sure when I crossed the line from social drinking to alcoholism, I just know I did and my life would never be the same again. I was married with children and had a great career, life could not have been better. The only problem is that I drank too much, and when I did I lost control. When I enjoyed my drinking I couldn't control it, and when I controlled my drinking I couldn't enjoy it. Finally, alcoholism gripped me hard and like most people I sank really quickly.I lost everything: my business, my home, my wife, and most importantly my two young daughters. I had a PhD from Oxford University but went from a comfortable home to homelessness and lived on the mean streets of Manchester England for a year asking for handouts to purchase liquor. While homeless, I was arrested several times, prone to blackouts that lasted for weeks, and was assaulted physically and sexually. I have had several near brushes with death, including an attempted suicide. So great was my despair of my alcoholic and addictive condition that I just wanted to die.On a cold and wet English night, I fell to my knees and begged God to help me find a way from the endless nightmare that was my existence and moments later a man carrying a bible rounded the corner and offered me a helping hand. My plea that cold night opened the door to sobriety and I found the answer I was looking for. To my amazement it had been there all along, I just had to hit rock bottom before I would accept it. Since recovering from a hopeless state of alcoholism, it has become my life mission to assist other hopeless, chronic alcoholics and addicts and educate all I could on the dangers and warning signs of alcohol and addiction. That is my purpose and my passion, to assist the still struggling alcoholic and addict recover their lives. I was an alcoholic whose symptoms and not my disease were treated every trip to hospital. My gripping story of success to failure to success proves that it's never too late to recover your life from alcoholism and addiction. Everyone had written me off as dead twenty years ago but I'm still standing and I have one hell of a story to share. If you're struggling with drug and alcohol abuse yourself or are the loved one of an alcoholic or addict, this book will inspire you to never give up hope. Today, I'm living the dream instead of dreaming to live.