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| Author | : American Girl (Firm) |
| Publisher | : Amer Girl |
| Total Pages | : 48 |
| Release | : 2007-02-20 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 9781593691714 |
Offers a collection of jokes from American Girl's best furry friend, Coconut, the lovable white Westie pup, and her best friend Licorice the cat.
| Author | : Tommy Cooper |
| Publisher | : Random House |
| Total Pages | : 405 |
| Release | : 2014-10-09 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1409052494 |
My wife is a magician, yesterday she turned our car into a tree. A big white horse walks into a pub. The barman says, 'we have a drink named after you.' The horse says, 'what? Eric?' I said, 'waiter, what's that in my soup?' he said, 'I'd better call the boss, I can't tell one insect from another.' I'm reading a book called 'Sex Before 20'. Personally I don't like audiences. I said, 'it's serious, doctor, I've broken my arm in 20 places'. He said, 'well stop going to those places.' I call my car flattery. It gets me nowhere.
| Author | : Kes Gray |
| Publisher | : Random House |
| Total Pages | : 274 |
| Release | : 2012-09-27 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1448120403 |
'The trouble with coconuts is they are the worst type of nuts in the whole wide world. If you ask me, coconuts shouldn’t be allowed in a funfair. If you double ask me, they shouldn’t even be allowed to grow. Coconuts are too big. Coconuts are too hairy. Plus, if you try to win one, they just get you into trouble. Which isn’t my fault!' Get up to no good with Daisy as she heads to the funfair - for a whole lot more trouble!
| Author | : Kuldeep Saluja |
| Publisher | : Diamond Pocket Books (P) Ltd. |
| Total Pages | : 132 |
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| ISBN | : 9788128811289 |
| Author | : Graham Salisbury |
| Publisher | : Wendy Lamb Books |
| Total Pages | : 162 |
| Release | : 2011-03-08 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 037589795X |
Hawaii boy Calvin Coconut has come up with the best idea ever for his sister Darci's birthday party. But a huge tropical storm hits the islands and threatens everything. It rains and rains. And rains. The river next to Calvin's house rises high. When Calvin's friend Willy falls into the raging water, Calvin grabs his skiff to save him. As Willy is swept into the bay, Calvin struggles in the wild waves. What happens next shows Calvin what heroes are made of.
| Author | : Billoo Badhshah |
| Publisher | : Diamond Pocket Books (P) Ltd. |
| Total Pages | : 136 |
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| ISBN | : 9788128805844 |
| Author | : Bob Phillips |
| Publisher | : Harvest House Publishers |
| Total Pages | : 196 |
| Release | : 1990-01-15 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 9780890818305 |
A collection of jokes arranged alphabetically by topic.
| Author | : Billoo Badhshah |
| Publisher | : Diamond Pocket Books (P) Ltd. |
| Total Pages | : 130 |
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| ISBN | : 9788128805912 |
| Author | : Tim Vine |
| Publisher | : Random House |
| Total Pages | : 322 |
| Release | : 2010-09-30 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1409039307 |
The irrepressible, hysterical, puntastical Tim Vine, star of stage and screen, treats all of us here in his first joke book. Packed full of zingers and hilarious illustrations, if this doesn't put a smile on your face, nothing will. What's not to like: The other day someone left a piece of plasticine in my dressing room. I didn't know what to make of it. I'm against hunting. I'm actually a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah. He was trying to pull a fast one. Black holes. I don't know what people see in them. So I fancied a game of darts with my mate. He said, 'Nearest the bull goes first.' He went 'Baah' and I went 'Moo'. He said 'You're closest.' Velcro. What a rip-off. Black Beauty. He's a dark horse. I've got a sponge front door. Hey, don't knock it.
| Author | : Sara Forte |
| Publisher | : Ten Speed Press |
| Total Pages | : 254 |
| Release | : 2012-08-28 |
| Genre | : Cooking |
| ISBN | : 1607741156 |
Sprouted Kitchen food blogger Sara Forte showcases 100 tempting recipes that take advantage of fresh produce, whole grains, lean proteins, and natural sweeteners—with vivid flavors and seasonal simplicity at the forefront. Sara Forte is a food-loving, wellness-craving veggie enthusiast who relishes sharing a wholesome meal with friends and family. The Sprouted Kitchen features 100 of her most mouthwatering recipes. Richly illustrated by her photographer husband, Hugh Forte, this bright, vivid book celebrates the simple beauty of seasonal foods with original recipes—plus a few favorites from her popular Sprouted Kitchen food blog tossed in for good measure. The collection features tasty snacks on the go like Granola Protein Bars, gluten-free brunch options like Cornmeal Cakes with Cherry Compote, dinner party dishes like Seared Scallops on Black Quinoa with Pomegranate Gastrique, “meaty” vegetarian meals like Beer Bean– and Cotija-Stuffed Poblanos, and sweet treats like Cocoa Hazelnut Cupcakes. From breakfast to dinner, snack time to happy hour, The Sprouted Kitchen will help you sneak a bit of delicious indulgence in among the vegetables.
