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Cinco de Zombie

Cinco de Zombie
Author: Albert Aykler
Publisher: Love & Wander
Total Pages: 228
Release: 2019-12-23
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1734290765

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Zombies, deadly chipmunks, tacos, and an out of control infection. So, reality, but funnier. Sid Singleton came to the El Coyote Gordo hoping for decent tacos and salsa fresca worthy of the name. Instead, he found zombies as zombie as any zombie ever zombied. Now it’s up to him to find every last staggering flesh-eating fiend in the surrounding Coyote National Forest in order to stop this local infection from making the world into a great big apocalypse enchilada. A grande burrito of a novel seasoned with snarky wit and unforgettable characters, it is book one in a series full of zombies, deadly chipmunks, and dark humor. Fans of Zombieland and John Dies at the End this is just your cup of infected gore! A tasty sample: I made it out to the parking lot in time to see the dishwasher pedaling away on his bike followed by a gruesome sombrero’d silhouette. Against the parking lot light, the tassels of that big sombrero dangled in time with the left forearm hanging by only a few stretched tendons from the place where the cook’s cleaver had chopped it. I heard his soccer dad sneakers scraping the pavement in dead bass notes under the receding high-pitched squeaks of the dishwasher’s bicycle chain. I wondered, would I see any sign of that cool soccer camping Dad demeanor if I looked in his eyes. I saw no difference in his behavior. From here, he was all zombie, no dad.


Cinco de Zombie

Cinco de Zombie
Author: Albert Aykler
Publisher:
Total Pages:
Release: 2021-03-31
Genre:
ISBN: 9781954497016

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All zombies must die, but how could I kill my last friend on earth?Sid Singleton came to the El Coyote Gordo hoping for decent tacos and salsa fresca worthy of the name. Instead, he found zombies as zombie as any zombie ever zombied. Now it's up to him to find every last zombie in the surrounding Coyote National Forest in order to stop this local infection from making the world into a great big apocalypse enchilada.A grande burrito of a novel seasoned with snarky wit and unforgettable characters, it is book one in a series full of zombies, deadly chipmunks, and dark humor.


Welcome to the Zombie Mill

Welcome to the Zombie Mill
Author: Albert Aykler
Publisher: Love & Wander
Total Pages: 215
Release: 2020-02-15
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1954497040

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A small town. A forest fire. And 1500 ravenous infected fiends. Welcome to the Zombie Mill. Sid Singleton wakes up in the Milltown Busy Beaver Convenience store parking lot smelling zombies. Lots of zombies. And they smell him. He smells like brunch. Will Sid leave Milltown to fend for itself or will he fight the largest, hungriest zombie horde ever assembled? How far and fast can he run? How much zombie death and destruction he handle? As zombies swarm the town, Sid and his allies end up smack in the middle of the mayhem. They are the only ones who might be able to save the last of the living in Milltown, but can they save themselves at the same time? Dark humor fans of John Dies at the End and Zombieland this is just your cup of infected gore! This is twisted zombie punk rock! This story picks up where the events of Book One in The Silvercrest Experiment series left Sid.


Just Say Zombie

Just Say Zombie
Author: Albert Aykler
Publisher: Love & Wander
Total Pages: 267
Release: 2020-05-05
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1954497059

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Zombies may seem crazy, but have you taken a good look at the news lately? Inside the the Silvercrest Muddy Mesa Facility for Mental Rehabilitation, Sid Singleton can say anything but zombie. His treatment includes admitting that the past four years of his life are just a delusion. A bad dream he created out of a dangerous and wayward mind. He's happy to go along. He even learns to enjoy the cafeteria taco pie. And it all would have worked out fine except for one thing: his old pal Ziggy shows up as zombie as ever. If you like a melon-twisting ride through a madhouse filled with zombies, then this is the book for you. Fans of One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Kafka, and Edgar Allen Poe will find plenty here to please them! This is Book Three in The Silvercrest Experiment. You could try reading it on its own, but it will make more sense if you read the first two books. Besides, they’re fun!


Spewing Hot Zombies

Spewing Hot Zombies
Author: Albert Aykler
Publisher: Love & Wander
Total Pages: 62
Release: 2021-02-17
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1954497008

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Everyone has a day job, even amnesiac mad scientists. Sid Singleton kills zombies. Today his job takes Sid to remote Katsu Island, home to one of the Silvercrest Corporation's secret laboratories. He might have enough time to retrieve the research and scientists before a nearby volcano spews lava and zombies all over everyone involved, but don't bet on it.Usually the combination of a couple of hunting knives, a rescue beacon, and his unexplained immunity to zombies is enough to ensure his survival in these situations. But this time there is an angry volcano, a mad scientist or three, and a new breed of zombies. If you enjoy melon-twisting rides through a madhouses filled with zombies, then this collection is for you. Fans of John Dies at The End, Zombieland, and Locke & Key will find plenty here to please them! This stand alone story takes place prior to the events of Book One of the Silvercrest Experiment series.


Everything and Less

Everything and Less
Author: Mark McGurl
Publisher: Verso Books
Total Pages: 337
Release: 2021-10-19
Genre: Literary Criticism
ISBN: 183976385X

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National Book Critics Circle Award Finalist Best Book of Fall (Esquire) and a Most Anticipated Book of 2021 (Lit Hub) What Has Happened to Fiction in the Age of Platform Capitalism? Since it was first launched in 1994, Amazon has changed the world of literature. The “Everything Store” has not just transformed how we buy books; it has affected what we buy, and even what we read. In Everything and Less, acclaimed critic Mark McGurl explores this new world where writing is no longer categorized as high or lowbrow, literature or popular fiction. Charting a course spanning from Henry James to E. L. James, McGurl shows that contemporary writing has less to do with writing per se than with the manner of its distribution. This consumerist logic—if you like this, you might also like ...—has reorganized the fiction universe so that literary prize-winners sit alongside fantasy, romance, fan fiction, and the infinite list of hybrid genres and self-published works. This is an innovation to be cautiously celebrated. Amazon’s platform is not just a retail juggernaut but an aesthetic experiment driven by an unseen algorithm rivaling in the depths of its effects any major cultural shift in history. Here all fiction is genre fiction, and the niches range from the categories of crime and science fiction to the more refined interests of Adult Baby Diaper Lover erotica. Everything and Less is a hilarious and insightful map of both the commanding heights and sordid depths of fiction, past and present, that opens up an arresting conversation about why it is we read and write fiction in the first place.


The Transatlantic Zombie

The Transatlantic Zombie
Author: Sarah J. Lauro
Publisher: Rutgers University Press
Total Pages: 284
Release: 2015-07-15
Genre: Art
ISBN: 0813568854

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Our most modern monster and perhaps our most American, the zombie that is so prevalent in popular culture today has its roots in African soul capture mythologies. The Transatlantic Zombie provides a more complete history of the zombie than has ever been told, explaining how the myth’s migration to the New World was facilitated by the transatlantic slave trade, and reveals the real-world import of storytelling, reminding us of the power of myths and mythmaking, and the high stakes of appropriation and homage. Beginning with an account of a probable ancestor of the zombie found in the Kongolese and Angolan regions of seventeenth-century Africa and ending with a description of the way, in contemporary culture, new media are used to facilitate zombie-themed events, Sarah Juliet Lauro plots the zombie’s cultural significance through Caribbean literature, Haitian folklore, and American literature, film, and the visual arts. The zombie entered US consciousness through the American occupation of Haiti, the site of an eighteenth-century slave rebellion that became a war for independence, thus making the figuration of living death inseparable from its resonances with both slavery and rebellion. Lauro bridges African mythology and US mainstream culture by articulating the ethical complications of the zombie as a cultural conquest that was rebranded for the American cinema. As The Transatlantic Zombie shows, the zombie is not merely a bogeyman representing the ills of modern society, but a battleground over which a cultural war has been fought between the imperial urge to absorb exotic, threatening elements, and the originary, Afro-diasporic culture’s preservation through a strategy of mythic combat.


The Lost Art of a Dying Breed

The Lost Art of a Dying Breed
Author: Matthew Jackson
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
Total Pages: 294
Release: 2011-10-11
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 146537048X

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The Lost Art of a Dying Breed features 4 short stories and a myriad of poetry blended throughout. The Guardian is a story of a young man attempting to rescue a young woman from a rapidly hope fading situation. The Big Hurt is a science fiction tale of revenge, sacrifice and forgiveness, as the hero attempts to thwart the birth of an evil galactic government. Dialogue is a romantic drama about pain and love. Agent Zero is on the trail of a serial killer in the fourth tale. Completing the series is my rules on surviving the Zombie Apocalypse, pure stereotypical satire and comedy.


Pat the Zombie

Pat the Zombie
Author: Aaron Ximm
Publisher: Ten Speed Press
Total Pages: 18
Release: 2011-04-26
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1607740362

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A macabre mash-up of the children’s classic Pat the Bunny and the present-day zombie phenomenon, with the tactile features of the original book revoltingly re-imagined for an adult audience. In the hemorrhagic vein of other zombie parodies, Pat the Zombie presents trusting toddler Judy playing peek-a-boo with a putrefying Paul. Grownup fans of Pat the Bunny (seven million of them) will find their favorite touch-and-feel features disturbingly re-created: Judy reaches for Zombie’s decaying jaw instead of daddy’s cheek; Paul caresses Mummy’s empty eye socket instead of her wedding ring. Ximm’s twisted wit, Soofi’s sick artistic sensibility, and clever packaging that mimics the original book will bring the undead lurchingly to life in this camp popculture romp.


Zombies Don't Eat Veggies!

Zombies Don't Eat Veggies!
Author: Jorge Lacera
Publisher: Children's Book Press (CA)
Total Pages: 40
Release: 2019-04-02
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9781620147948

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Mo Romero is a zombie who loves nothing more than growing, cooking, and eating vegetables. Tomatoes? Tantalizing. Peppers? Pure perfection! The problem? Mo's parents insist that their niño eat only zombie cuisine, like arm--panadas and finger foods. They tell Mo over and over that zombies don't eat veggies. But Mo can't imagine a lifetime of just eating zombie food and giving up his veggies. As he questions his own zombie identity, Mo tries his best to convince his parents to give peas a chance. Super duo Megan and Jorge Lacera make their picture--book debut with this sweet story about family, self--discovery, and the power of acceptance. It's a delectable tale that zombie and nonzombie fans alike will devour.