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| Author | : Lewis Grizzard |
| Publisher | : NewSouth Books |
| Total Pages | : 232 |
| Release | : 2015-03-01 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1603063374 |
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In Chili Dawgs Always Bark at Night, Lewis Grizzard once again confirms his reputation as the "William Faulkner of just plain folks" using colorful storytelling to tackle such Grizzardian subjects as: Fashion: "Don't wear anything that features a picture of a pelican, a pink flamingo, or a beer can." The Future: "I'm predicting the world isn't going to come to an end anytime soon. There's too much unresolved, like whether or not Elvis is still alive, Jimmy Swaggart can stay on television, and if there will be another Rambo sequel." Dating: "Any single white female who has to resort to taking out an ad to find a boyfriend would take a SWM who's into yodeling, Hustler magazine, Ripple, and robbing convenience stores." People Who Cheat in the 12-Items-or-Less Lane: "Previously, I have dog-cussed these people and put curses on them, like, 'May your children grow up to be liberal Democrats.' I'm not going to be that mean-spirited anymore. What I'm going to do is go to the vegetable bin, grab a large cucumber, and beat them about the head and shoulders with it." Lewis Grizzard offers his views on everything from politics, religion, sex, and golf to the largest condom heist in history, wittier and more outrageous than ever. Chili Dawgs Always Bark at Night shows why the South's most popular humorist continues to be America's most popular funny man.
| Author | : Lewis Grizzard |
| Publisher | : Ballantine Books |
| Total Pages | : |
| Release | : 1997-08-27 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9780345419231 |
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| Author | : Lewis Grizzard |
| Publisher | : NewSouth Books |
| Total Pages | : 418 |
| Release | : 2012-01-01 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1588382737 |
Download If I Ever Get Back to Georgia, I'm Gonna Nail My Feet to the Ground Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Lewis Grizzard got his first newspaper job when he was ten years old. Thirty-odd years later (thirty-very-odd years) he's still in the newspaper business--and he's still infuriated by it, still tickled by it, and still very much in love with it. If I Ever Get Back to Georgia, I'm Gonna Nail My Feet to the Ground is all about that anger, that great humor and that even greater passion for something that affects every single one of us: the daily newspaper. Grizzard begins with his first writing job (covering a Boy's Church League team in Newman, Georgia), and continues through his college years in Athens, Georgia, where he learned how to do such things as prepare a front-page headline and layout in case Jesus Christ ever returned to earth. (Headline: HE'S BACK!) He examines the great Atlanta years and the cold Chicago winters--as sports editor of the Sun-Times, during which Grizzard lost his second wife, his cool, and very nearly his sanity, but also learned an awful lot about life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. This is Grizzard's funniest--and his best--book yet.
| Author | : Lewis Grizzard |
| Publisher | : NewSouth Books |
| Total Pages | : 183 |
| Release | : 2012-10-01 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1603061541 |
Download My Daddy Was a Pistol and I’m a Son of a Gun Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Lewis Grizzard always makes us laugh. But this time, when he tells us all about his father—a certified war hero and a shameless passer of bad checks . . . a charmer of men and women and a consummate con artist . . . a man of great courage and an alcoholic destined to drink himself to death—he’s going to make us cry, too. And he’s going to give us a hilarious, moving account of that “tender, spooky territory: that country of the heart inhabited by fathers and sons.”
| Author | : Lewis Grizzard |
| Publisher | : Ballantine Books |
| Total Pages | : 304 |
| Release | : 1997-08-01 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 9780345419255 |
Download I Haven't Understood Anything Since 1962 Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
| Author | : Lewis Grizzard |
| Publisher | : NewSouth Books |
| Total Pages | : 258 |
| Release | : 2011-08-01 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1603060839 |
Download Elvis Is Dead and I Don't Feel So Good Myself Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
The 1950s were simple times to grow up. For Lewis Grizzard and his buddies, gallivanting meant hanging out at the local store, eating Zagnut candy bars and drinking "Big Orange bellywashers." About the worst thing a kid ever did was smoke rabbit tobacco rolled in paper torn from a brown grocery sack, or maybe slick back his hair into a ducktail and try gyrating his hips like Elvis. But then assassinations, war, civil rights, free love, and drugs rocked the old order. And as they did, Grizzard frequently felt lost and confused. In place of Elvis, the Pied Piper of his generation, Grizzard now found wormy-looking, long-haired English kids who performed either half-naked or dressed like Zasu Pitts. Elvis Is Dead and I Don't Feel So Good Myself is the witty, satiric, nostalgic account of Grizzard's efforts to survive in a changing world. Sex, music, clothes, entertainment, and life itself receive the Grizzard treatment. In this, his sixth book, Grizzard was never funnier or more in tune with his readers. He might not have felt so good himself, but his social commentary and humor can still make the rest of us feel just fine.
| Author | : Lewis Grizzard |
| Publisher | : Ballantine Books |
| Total Pages | : 245 |
| Release | : 1997-08-01 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 9780345419248 |
Download Don't Bend Over in the Garden, Granny, You Know Them Taters Got Eyes Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
This time Lewis Grizzard has gone and done it--written a book about sex, as seen through his bespectacled, ironic squint. He tells us why Junior Leaguers don't do it in groups, why Baptists won't do it standing up, and why Richard Nixon never did it, among other things. "From the Paperback edition.
| Author | : William Schemmel |
| Publisher | : Rowman & Littlefield |
| Total Pages | : 288 |
| Release | : 2011-01-11 |
| Genre | : History |
| ISBN | : 0762767502 |
Download Georgia Curiosities Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
The definitive collection of Georgia's odd, wacky, and most offbeat people, places, and things, for Georgia residents and anyone else who enjoys local humor and trivia with a twist.
| Author | : Carol Thalimer |
| Publisher | : The Countryman Press |
| Total Pages | : 343 |
| Release | : 2008-02-26 |
| Genre | : Travel |
| ISBN | : 1581570864 |
Download Explorer's Guide Atlanta Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
A resource for travelers features tips on dining, lodging, transportation, shopping, recreational activities, landmarks, and cultural opportunities.
| Author | : Deborah Ford |
| Publisher | : Penguin |
| Total Pages | : 276 |
| Release | : 2004-03-30 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 9780452285064 |
Download Grits (Girls Raised in the South) Guide to Life Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
The New York Times bestselling Southern girls’ guide to succeeding in life—with a foreword by Fannie Flag. They're called Sweet Potato Queens, Steel Magnolias, Ya-Ya Sisters, and Southern Belles, but at heart they're just plain Grits—Girls Raised in the South! Now, Deborah Ford, founder of Grits® Inc., reveals the code behind the distinctive—and irresistible—style of the Southern woman. Equal parts sweet sincerity and sharp, sly humor, The Grits Guide to Life is chock-full of Southern charm: advice, true-life stories from honest-to-god "Grits," recipes, humor, quotable wisdom, and more. Readers will learn vital lessons, including: how to eat a watermelon in a sundress; how to drink like a Southern lady (sip... a lot); and the real meaning of PMS (Precious Mood Southerner). This charming book is destined to become a bible for the Southern girl—whether born and bred, expatriated, or adoptive—and her many admirers. “Funny, wise, charming, and smart...Grits deserves a place on your shelf between Gone With the Wind and the Memphis Junior League cookbook, and I predict in the years to come it will be passed down to daughter along with the family silver and great-grandmother's lace doilies.”—Fannie Flag, from her foreword to The Grits Guide to Life
