Butts Are Everywhere PDF Download
Are you looking for read ebook online? Search for your book and save it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Download Butts Are Everywhere PDF full book. Access full book title Butts Are Everywhere.
Author | : Jonathan Stutzman |
Publisher | : Penguin |
Total Pages | : 34 |
Release | : 2020-09-29 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 0525514511 |
Download Butts Are Everywhere Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
A triumphant celebration of the tushee. Big ones, little ones, round ones and flat ones, furry ones and prickly ones--butts are everywhere, and each one is special! These powerful muscles make it possible for people and animals to jump, sit, and everything in between. The gluteus really is the maximus! This funny, sweet, and commercial picture book celebrates one of our most useful (and hilarious) body parts, and is sure to become a favorite read-aloud for children and parents alike.
Author | : Derick Wilder |
Publisher | : Chronicle Books |
Total Pages | : 41 |
Release | : 2022-05-24 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 1797208721 |
Download Does a Bulldozer Have a Butt? Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Green Eggs and Ham meets Everyone Poops in this laugh-out-loud story that asks—and answers—the burning question in every kid's life. Does a scarecrow have a butt? Yep, you stuff him with a straw one. And does a crayon have a butt? Nope, but it can surely draw one. This silly, funny, clever book will be the most quoted text in all of elementary school. Over the course of a long walk across a city, one curious kid needs to know: "Does it have a butt?" Everything from sheep to ghosts to dinosaurs is subjected to this all-important question, and Dad is a never-ending source of answers. On a laugh-out-loud father-child ramble, we come to see that every butt, from a bullfrog's to a zombie's, has its own distinctive, and distinctively hilarious, quality. LAUGH-OUT-LOUD FUNNY: It's impossible to find a kid who doesn't giggle at the word "butt." The repetition of the word, the varied assortment of butts, and the clever rhymes make this a book that both parents and children will return to over and over again. A SNEAKY WAY TO TEACH ABOUT CONTEXT: The book isn't simply a repetition of one joke or word. Instead, it offers a crafty way of talking about what things mean in different contexts. SILLY AND SWEET, NOT GROSS: Butt jokes can potentially cross a line and become offensive or insensitive, but the tone and choices throughout this book are sweet and innocent, making it a unique, accessible option for parents and educators who want to normalize the asking of difficult questions. COUNT THE BUTTS! This book will change how you see the world: Not only will you start wondering about all inanimate objects' butts, you'll start seeing them everywhere! There are nearly 200 butts in the illustrations that aren't even mentioned in the text. Keen-eyed young readers will delight in the most hilarious seek-and-find they could ever imagine! Perfect for: • Parents • Grandparents • Educators and librarians • Fans of funny books
Author | : Dawn McMillan |
Publisher | : Oratia Media Ltd |
Total Pages | : 32 |
Release | : 2012-09-03T00:00:00Z |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 1877514578 |
Download I need a new bum Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
I need a new bum! Mine's got a crack. I can see in the mirror a crack in the back. What to do when you need a new bum? Should you get one that's blue or yellow spotted? A Chevy bum, a rocket bum that's all fire and thrust, or a robo-bum? The options are endless - but wait, Dad's bum crack is showing too? Maybe this is contagious.
Author | : Jonathan Stutzman |
Publisher | : Henry Holt and Company (BYR) |
Total Pages | : 48 |
Release | : 2020-02-25 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 1250778042 |
Download Don't Feed the Coos! Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
The dynamic team behind Llama Destroys the World returns with a laugh-out-loud tale about the dangers...of feeding pigeons! When you see a coo, you will be tempted to give it a treat. Coos are adorable, peaceful, kind of silly. But DON'T FEED THE COO! If you feed one, they will ALL come... So begins Don't Feed the Coos, a cautionary tale that details the fallout when a little girl decides to share some bread with a coo (aka pigeon). From the park to home to the arcade to karate practice, the coos follow the generous-but-foolish girl who didn’t heed the warning. Because when you give a coo a crumb...the entire population of coos will come! But fret not: our spunky little heroine will discover that even the biggest of problems can be solved with a little determination. In the grand tradition of If You Give a Mouse a Cookie, Don't Feed the Coos reminds us that the most disastrous of reactions can come from the most innocent of actions. Jonathan Stutzman and Heather Fox deliver another ridiculous and hilarious story, sure to delight fans of The Bad Seed and I Want My Hat Back.
Author | : Maki Saito |
Publisher | : Greystone Books Ltd |
Total Pages | : 17 |
Release | : 2020-09-29 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 1771647116 |
Download Animals Brag About Their Bottoms Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
For fans of Taro Gomi’s Everyone Poops and Matthew Van Fleet’s Tails, this cheeky, whimsical picture book for ages 3-7 inspires self-love and body positivity, plus a whole lot of laughter and fun! All bottoms are wonderful! Don’t you agree? Each animal in this adorable book has a different reason for loving their behind—from cute and round to fashionable and striped! Talented illustrator Maki Saito makes kids laugh out loud with playful illustrations of the backsides of hippos, zebras, pandas, mandrills, and more of our favorite animals. Her traditional Japanese art techniques add a sophisticated, beautiful feel to a book about … animal butts! Kids will love reading along to this wonderfully silly and unusually empowering book. “In Saito’s delicate renderings, each bottom is distinct and, yes, beautiful.” —Kirkus
Author | : Dian Hanson |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 0 |
Release | : 2013 |
Genre | : Photography |
ISBN | : 9783836545174 |
Download The Little Book of Pussy Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Welcome to The Little Book of Pussy, a petite little kitten that puts those up-close-and-personal pictures in proper perspective. Through 100 years of photos, we trace the exhibitionistic pleasure with which models present their feminine pulchritude.
Author | : Andy Griffiths |
Publisher | : Scholastic Inc. |
Total Pages | : 262 |
Release | : 2016-11-29 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 133816340X |
Download Butt Wars! Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
In the thrilling conclusion to the epic Butt Trilogy, a boy and his butt fight stinky scoundrels determined to wipe away Earth. Zack Freeman (and his butt) have twice saved the world from total reek-dom. But now the young butt-fighter faces his nastiest challenge yet: Hundreds of thousands of Great White Butts attacking the earth with giant brown blobs are about to cause Buttageddon. In order to stop them, Zack will have to hitch a ride in a time-traveling buttmobile, back to the reign of the prehistoric buttosaurs. Can Zack battle the Tyrannnsore-arses, juggle a giant arseteroid, and put the butts-gone-bad back in their place? Or will the entire world be abutterated?
Author | : Jonathan Stutzman |
Publisher | : Henry Holt and Company (BYR) |
Total Pages | : 40 |
Release | : 2019-05-07 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 125026152X |
Download Llama Destroys the World Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Meet Llama, the next great picture-book megastar, who has most definitely driven a bus and who loves tacos way more than you. He also loves cake, and that’s where our story begins. On Monday, Llama discovers a pile of cake, which he promptly eats. On Tuesday, Llama squeezes into his dancing pants, which he promptly rips. The force of the rip creates a black hole (naturally). By Friday, Llama will (indirectly) destroy the world. In their debut picture book, author/illustrator team Jonathan Stutzman and Heather Fox introduce young readers to the comical, the studious, the oblivious Llama, a picture-book hero for the ages. So grab some cake and your dancing pants and prepare for Llama Destroys the World... because THE TIME FOR LLAMA IS NIGH!
Author | : Dawn McMillan |
Publisher | : Courier Dover Publications |
Total Pages | : 99 |
Release | : 2021-08-18 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 0486848639 |
Download I Need a New Butt!, I Broke My Butt!, My Butt is So NOISY! Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
I need a new butt!: A rhyming story about a young boy who, upon noticing that his butt has a huge crack, sets off to find a new butt.
Author | : Andy Griffiths |
Publisher | : Scholastic Inc. |
Total Pages | : 228 |
Release | : 2016-11-29 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 0545347572 |
Download The Day My Butt Went Psycho! Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
A young boy embarks on an epic journey across the land to reclaim his runaway butt in this hilarious beginning to a bestselling trilogy. Zack Freeman is ready to tell his story . . . the story of a brave young boy and his crazy runaway butt. The story of a crack butt-fighting unit called the B-team, a legendary Butt Hunter’s formidable daughter, and some of the ugliest and meanest butts ever to roam the face of the Earth. A story of endurance that takes Zack on an epic journey across the Great Windy Desert, through the Brown Forest, and over the Sea of Butts before descending into the heart of an explosive buttcano to confront the biggest, ugliest, and meanest butt of them all! Praise for The Day My Butt Went Psycho “Griffith’s fun gross-out adventure novel follows Zack Freeman, who awakens to see his rear end leaping out the window to lead a bum rally . . . Young readers will likely get a kick out of it all (there’s even a glossary included).” —Publishers Weekly