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| Author | : fido p nightfall |
| Publisher | : Lulu.com |
| Total Pages | : 126 |
| Release | : 2010-03-09 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1445281430 |
not that keen on the idea, but things are looking up
| Author | : Brian Meehl |
| Publisher | : Delacorte Press |
| Total Pages | : 338 |
| Release | : 2008-05-13 |
| Genre | : Young Adult Fiction |
| ISBN | : 0375848940 |
ARE YOU UP to your neck in bloodsucking vampire stories? Tired of those tales about dentally enhanced dark lords? Before I wrote this book I thought all vampires were night-stalking, fangpopping, bloodsucking fiends. Then I met Morning McCobb. He’s a vegan vampire who drinks a soy-blood substitute called Blood Lite. He believes staking should be a hate crime. And someday he hopes to march in a Vampire Pride Parade. He was also the first vampire to out himself and try to show people of mortality, like you and me, that vampires are just another minority with special needs. Trust me—this is like no other vampire book you’ll ever feed on. So, as my buddy Morning says, “Pop the lid, and suck it up.”
| Author | : Joss Whedon |
| Publisher | : Dark Horse Comics |
| Total Pages | : 306 |
| Release | : 2007 |
| Genre | : Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Fictitious character) |
| ISBN | : 1595828885 |
Buffy organizes a slayer army to fight such evil creatures as vampires and demons, while Faith and Giles go undercover to handle a threat.
| Author | : Brian Lumley |
| Publisher | : Macmillan |
| Total Pages | : 381 |
| Release | : 2007-04-01 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1429913320 |
From the fertile mind of Brian Lumley: Weird heroes and weirder worlds! Harry Keogh: Necroscope and Other Weird Heroes! Vampires. Elder Gods. Nightmares. Mysterious elixirs. Wines capable of transporting the drinker-literally-to another world. Fossils that dream of rending flesh between their teeth. These wonders, and many more, spring from the fertile imagination of Brian Lumley. Harry Keogh: Necroscope and Other Weird Heroes! collects eight long tales of four of Lumley's most popular creations; Titus Crow, David Hero and his companion, Eldin the Wanderer; and the original Necroscope himself, Harry Keogh, who is featured in three completely new stories, one of them a short novel. The other stories in this collection have previously only been published in the United Kingdom. Titus Crow: Psychic detective, master magician, destroyer of the ancient Cthulian gods. In "Inception," we see the infant Titus at the moment his destiny falls upon him. In "Lord of the Worms," a simple secretarial job lands Crow on a sacrificial altar. And in "Name and Number," Henri Laurent de Marigny details a battle between Titus Crow and malevolent, occult winds that can rip living flesh from bone. David Hero and Eldin the Wanderer: once men of the waking world, now agents for King Kuranes of the Dreamlands. Sips of "The Weird Wines of Naxas Niss" send the pair on a tumultuous journey from a buxom beauty's bed to the depths of a wizard's dungeon. Then, seeking his missing friend, David Hero boards an ill-fated airship that is home to "The Stealer of Dreams." Harry Keogh, Necroscope: vampire killer without peer, capable of conversing with the dead. A sudden windfall brings Harry to Las Vegas, where he meets "Dead Eddy," a gambler who can't resist the temptation of one last big win-from beyond the grave! In "Dinosaur Dreams," Harry's interest in fossils leads him to uncover the truth behind the death of a young amateur paleontologist . . . and to discover that it's not just dead people he can call on in a crisis.... Harry's undying love for his mother leads him down a dangerous path in the brief "Resurrection." Four of Lumley's greatest heroes. Three of his most popular worlds. Tales to chill and to delight. Open the book and be swept away. At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.
| Author | : V.R. Cumming |
| Publisher | : Bone Diggers Press |
| Total Pages | : 170 |
| Release | : 2019-09-08 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1943465479 |
Eric Logan and his family have been through their share of hard times over the past few years. Now they face their greatest challenge ever. After the death of his mistress and her favorite, Eric assumes control of her former territory and tries to unite the Southern vampires under his own banner. The cold man has other plans, and so do other vampires. As Eric’s life spirals slowly out of control, can he find the strength to rule the South in place of his beloved mistress, or will he and his family give their lives to the blood thirsty power mongering of the vampires set against them? Don’t miss this stunning conclusion to The Vampyr Series, where blood and sex are intertwined in a deadly game of wits and power.
| Author | : |
| Publisher | : DeJaan Publishing |
| Total Pages | : 70 |
| Release | : |
| Genre | : |
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Rebecca Eden is a typical teen vampire. Living her life pretending to be sixteen and living among humans while wearing her special amulet which allows her to walk in the sunlight without turning to dust. She has been dating her latest boyfriend Brian Short for two months and is sure that he is the one. Too bad once she goes off to college she will have to disappear and start over but that’s okay. She has done it before and would adapt when the time came. The biggest drama in her life right now was her relationship and trying to avoid the harpies led by Brian’s ex-girlfriend Angela. Her best friend Wendy was against it but Rebecca wasn’t going to let a young fledgling tell her what to do. Besides she had saved Wendy from her awful maker. But while out on a date she is attacked by a mysterious redhead and barely escapes with her life. It turns out to be Brian’s long time ex Sharon Deadwood, a vampire slayer. Sharon promises not to harm Rebecca if she hands over Brian. She eventually agreed and the next day Brian starts avoiding her. When Rebecca confronts him she finds out Sharon had exposed him to the world of vampires and warned him against dating Rebecca. Worse Brian decides to go on a break. During a bender Rebecca almost kills Angela and when she sees Sharon spying on her she has had enough. A full on confrontation leads to Brian and Wendy joining in. At the end of it Rebecca is back with Brian and she and Wendy have a falling out. Sharon’s gone which is fine with Rebecca and the couple tries to move on. She even starts to consider staying around after high school at Brian’s behest. Unfortunately things aren’t so easy and Wendy goes about seeking revenge for being rejected.
| Author | : Brian Rowe |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 320 |
| Release | : 2012-04-03 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781475167450 |
16-year-old Brin Skar hates everything to do with the supernatural, so the obsessive film geek isn't happy when she discovers that her junior year Film class at Grisly High is devoted to the horror genre. She's even more disconcerted when she learns that six groups in the class will be writing and directing their very own horror movies. Brin and five classmates travel to Bodie Ghost Town in California to shoot their creepy film, but they soon find themselves fighting a real terrifying threat when a clan of mean, bloodthirsty vampires emerge from beneath the surface and start attacking the group. The teens, headed by Brin and the egotistical director Anaya Frost, have no help from the outside and become outnumbered by the vampires a hundred to one. But when Brin meets Paul, a helpful and smoldering vampire outcast who's had enough of his shameful life, she realizes he might be the only key to her survival.
| Author | : Eliza Gayle |
| Publisher | : Gypsy Ink Books |
| Total Pages | : 108 |
| Release | : 2012-03-25 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : |
| Author | : Brian Lumley |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 0 |
| Release | : 2008 |
| Genre | : Horror tales, English |
| ISBN | : 9781596061903 |
This brand-new edition of Brian Lumley's most sought-after book features 13 classic vampire tales, including What Dark God?, Back Row, The Strange Years, The Kiss of the Lamia, Necros, and The House of the Temple. Lumley is the acclaimed author of the Necroscope series.
| Author | : Brian McGreevy |
| Publisher | : Macmillan |
| Total Pages | : 331 |
| Release | : 2012-03-27 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 0374532915 |
"An epic, original reinvention of the Gothic novel, taking the characters of our greatest novels, myths, and nightmares - the werewolf, the vampire, Frankenstein - and reimagining them for our time"--
