Book On The Dance Floor PDF Download

I am a 50 year old straight guy that that dances nearly nude in a really hot gay club with people half my age. I have been a nightclub dancer for over 25 years and have developed a style called Emergent Dance.Being 50, I'm always telling myself that I have to quit clubbing. However, I made a deal with myself that I could continue my club dancing for one more year if I wrote a book that tells what I've learned over the past quarter century.This book reads like Pirsig's Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance: An Inquiry into Values. It is a memoir of spending the 50th year of my life on the nightclub dance floor, intermixed with the findings of my quixotic quest to discover why we must dance.As the memoir picks up with my 50th birthday, I begin detailing what emergent nightclub dancing is and how the experience can be conjured. I continue with all sorts of practical tips that will help you unleash the hidden primal dancer within you.Much like Pirsig, I become maniacally possessed with my quest to find the essential reason for dancing. This quest lead me to many astounding discoveries. The book ventures into the world of archetypes, evolutionary biology, theory of mind, psychopharmacology, and many other interesting topics.The bottom line is that there is an amazing dancer locked within you. You need only to unleash it. This book can help.If nothing else, you should get a kick out of reading my hilarious, salacious, and often heart rending tales as the last baby-boomer left standing on the dance floor.Trouble on the Dance Floor is an unusual literary work. It combines raucous tales from the nightclub with hard science and deep philosophy. It is fun and intellectual. You won't regret reading it.