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| Author | : Peter Crumpton |
| Publisher | : PeteyRF Creative |
| Total Pages | : 51 |
| Release | : 2015-01-12 |
| Genre | : Humor |
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Every kid loves Zombies right? Best Zombie Jokes For Kids will keep your kids entertained and laughing for hours with a selection of more awesome spooky Zombie Jokes.
| Author | : Johnny B. Laughing |
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| Total Pages | : |
| Release | : 2015 |
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| ISBN | : 9781311495150 |
100+ Funny Zombie Jokes & Halloween Humor for Kids!Are you looking for a fun book to keep the kids entertained and happy? This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early and beginning readers. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body!This books is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.* 100+ funny zombie & Halloween jokes* Excellent for early and beginner readers* Lots of fun and entertainment for kids and children* Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud* Funny and hilarious Halloween jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adultsThe Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of zombie & Halloween jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to read and full of laughs!WARNING: This funny joke book will cause you to laugh hysterically!From this Funny Joke Book...Q: Where do zombies go swimming?A: The Dead Sea!HAHA!Q: What kind of candy do zombies dislike?A: Life Savers!LOL!Q: What did the zombie say before the fight?A: Do you want a piece of me!?HAHA!Q: Why did the zombie go to the dentist?A: He wanted to improve his bite!100+ Zombie & Halloween Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children)You will be rolling on the floor laughing at this MASSIVE collection of 100+ zombie & Halloween jokes for kids. This is one of the funniest collections in the world! These jokes about zombies, monsters, ghosts, vampires, werewolves, witches, zombies, and other Halloween ghouls of all shapes and sizes will make make you go wild with laughter. This joke book is excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king!Scroll up and click 'buy' to get your copy today!
| Author | : John Rhea |
| Publisher | : The Undead Institute |
| Total Pages | : 24 |
| Release | : |
| Genre | : Humor |
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You’ve heard of a zombie only a mother could love, well this is a joke book only a dad could love. Well him and all those with refined tastes in fatherly humor. You’ll laugh, cry and definitely groan (or is it moan?) at these original, zombie-themed jokes from the braaains behind the Undead Institute. Here’s a sample of the horrors you’ll find between these pages: What did the zombie say after feasting at the insane asylum? Tastes like nuts. What do you call a zombie in a pool with no arms or legs? Bob. What’s scarier than a zombie in a clown suit? Nothing. How would you describe both a zombie ninja and zombie flatulence? Silent but undeadly. What’s the difference between a dad joke and a zombie joke? The sound: groans versus moans. A vampire, a ghost, and a zombie walk into a bar. A few minutes later, who walks out? Two zombie vampires and a very lonely ghost. What do you call a horde of bad zombie jokes? This book. How can you tell if the dealer at your weekly poker game is a zombie? If he shuffles with his feet. If you don’t love this joke book, there’s probably something very, very right with you.
| Author | : Arnie Lightning |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 36 |
| Release | : 2016-07-22 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781535361927 |
Zombie Jokes for Kids! Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean halloween zombie jokes for children. This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home! Funny zombie jokes Cute and colorful monster illustrations Excellent for early and beginning readers Fun games and puzzles included Lots of fun and entertainment for your child Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Q: Where do zombies go swimming? A: The Dead Sea! ~HAHA!~ Q: What kind of vehicle did the zombie purchase? A: A monster truck! ~LOL!~ Q: What did the zombie say after he ate a comedian? A: This tastes funny! ~HAHA!~ Q: On which day do zombies eat people? A: On Chewsday! ~LOL!~ Q: Where's the safest place to be during a zombie invasion? A: The LIVING room! Cute and Hilarious Jokes About Zombies! This funny joke book is full of zombies, monsters, ghouls, and halloween jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about silly monsters will give you a case of the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning. Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie Lightning Arnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity! Scroll up and click 'buy' to get these funny jokes!
| Author | : Uncle Amon |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 30 |
| Release | : 2016-08-05 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781536847666 |
Funny Zombie Jokes! Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean jokes about zombies and Halloween. This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. Funny and hilarious zombie jokes Cute illustrations and picture for young readers Excellent for early and beginner readers Great to read aloud at home, in waiting rooms, or traveling Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny Halloween joke book. Beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment. Q: Why did the zombie go see the psychic? A: To get his horrorscope read! HAHA! Q: What did the zombie say to his long lost friend? A: I've been dying to see you! LOL! Q: What did the zombie eat for dinner when he was late? A: The cold shoulder! This funny joke book is full of funny zombie and Halloween jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about zombies and Halloween will have you laughing for hours. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning. Scroll up and click 'buy' to start laughing now!
| Author | : I. P. Happy |
| Publisher | : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
| Total Pages | : 52 |
| Release | : 2017-09-26 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781976528163 |
What does a zombie call a scientist? Brain food. :D There is nothing like the gift of laughter to bring you together and make memories before the zombie invasion comes!! So keep the family entertained before the zombies come to eat your brains! Zombie jokes for kids is a brilliant Halloween gift, packed full of jokes that will keep the kids giggling for hours!
| Author | : Kid Co Studio |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 74 |
| Release | : 2020-10-05 |
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Over 200 Jokes all about the most INFAMOUS UNDEAD... Halloween Skeletons, Vampires, Ghosts and Zombies Ever Wonder...-Why the zombie crossed the road?-What kind of horse a ghost rides?-How much does a skeleton weighs?-Or what can kill a vampire besides a stake?No?Well, Me Neither.But In The Spirit Of All That Is HALLOWEENThis book is full of jokes about some of our most infamous Halloween dead guys: ghosts, vampires, skeletons and of course, ZOMBIES! Over 200 Jokes all about ... Halloween Skeletons, Vampires, Ghosts and Zombies and nothing but! -For Boys and Girls: Ages 6+ and Adults too! -Perfect Trick or Treat Jokes to tell while out trick or treating for candy. This book makes: -A fun read out loud book for kids who don't like to read -A great travel book for kids. -A fun waiting book for kids at the doctor's office or in line at the the store. -An epic Halloween joke book to add to your kid's book collection -This book of jokes is suitable for children of all ages, teens, and adults.
| Author | : JoJo SanDiego |
| Publisher | : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
| Total Pages | : 54 |
| Release | : 2017-10-17 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781978377561 |
The world is crazy about zombies! And who doesn't love a good joke? JoJo SanDeigo and Jerry Corley have created the perfect combination of 301 Original Drop Dead funny zombie jokes. Inspired to write another zombie book after the completion of Mother Ghoul's Zombie Nursery Rhymes, because just like the rest of the world they have gone Zombie Crazy! It's the ultimate clean joke book! Jokes for boys, jokes for girls, jokes for teens, Halloween jokes, and even some jokes for adults.
| Author | : Steve Adamson |
| Publisher | : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
| Total Pages | : 0 |
| Release | : 2014-11 |
| Genre | : Minecraft (Game) |
| ISBN | : 9781503063310 |
One hundred Minecraft- and monster-themed jokes.
| Author | : Johnny B. Laughing |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 45 |
| Release | : 2017-09-08 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781549704048 |
Funny and Hilarious Zombie Jokes and Riddles for Kids Johnny B. Laughing provides children ages 6-10 many hours of fun and laughter with his hilarious and silly jokes. Young readers will have a blast sharing this revised collection of zombie and Halloween jokes with their friends and family! This children's joke book will have youngsters rolling on the floor with laughter and is sure to be a great gift idea for any child. 100+ funny and hilarious zombie jokes Silly and cute zombie illustrations for younger readers Makes the perfect gift for early and beginning readers Makes a wonderful Halloween goodie bag gift for kids and joke lovers! From the book... Q: On which day do zombies eat people? A: Chewsday! ♦ ♦ ♦ Q: How did the zombie accomplish all his goals? A: He was very DEADicated! ♦ ♦ ♦ Q: What is a zombie's favorite game? A: Chase! Funny and hilarious jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults! The Joke King, Johnny B. Laughing, is back with another worldwide mega-bestseller. He decided to remaster all of his joke books and recreate and update them all with even more funny and silly jokes for you to enjoy. The Joke King's collection makes a perfect gift for early and beginner readers, kids ages 6-10 (and up), and even makes a few silly adults chuckle every now and then. Scroll up and click 'buy' to get your claws on a copy today!
