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| Author | : Stuart Heritage |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 160 |
| Release | : 2020-11-05 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781788163385 |
Download Bedtime Stories for Worried Liberals Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Anxious? Angry? Waking up in the middle of the night to worry about plastic pollution, Brexit and why everything seems to be so horrible all the time? Thumb sore from scrolling through the Guardian news app, even though it makes you want to cry? Us too.But help is here, in the shape of Stuart Heritage's hilarious Bedtime Stories for Worried Liberals. Put down your phone, log off Twitter, and let yourself be lulled to sleep by stories from a world where Brexit disappears in a puff of smoke, Waitrose is free, and Fairy Godmothers look a lot like Barack Obama.Including: The Three Liberal Pigs; Jack and the Sustainably Produced Meat Substitute Stalk; and The Night Before Brexmas; The Very Trendy Caterpillar; Trumplestiltskin; Camerella.
| Author | : Stuart Heritage |
| Publisher | : Profile Books |
| Total Pages | : 106 |
| Release | : 2019-10-03 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1782836063 |
Download Bedtime Stories for Worried Liberals Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Anxious? Angry? Waking up in the middle of the night to worry about plastic pollution, Brexit and why everything seems to be so horrible all the time? Thumb sore from scrolling through the Guardian news app, even though it makes you want to cry? Us too. But help is here, in the shape of Stuart Heritage's hilarious Bedtime Stories for Worried Liberals. Put down your phone, log off Twitter, and let yourself be lulled to sleep by stories from a world where Brexit disappears in a puff of smoke, Waitrose is free, and Fairy Godmothers look a lot like Barack Obama. Including: The Three Liberal Pigs; Jack and the Sustainably Produced Meat Substitute Stalk; and The Night Before Brexmas; The Very Trendy Caterpillar; Trumplestiltskin; Camerella.
| Author | : Stuart Heritage |
| Publisher | : Vintage |
| Total Pages | : 256 |
| Release | : 2018-06-14 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781784705213 |
Download Don't Be a Dick Pete Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Stuart Heritage got where he is today by being decent, thoughtful, hardworking and kind. He is, in short, a model citizen. The favourite son. His younger brother Pete is quick-tempered, peevish and aggressively pig-headed and, for a while, known to his friends as 'Shagger'. But now, Stu has returned to his hometown to discover that Pete has taken his place. Don't Be A Dick, Pete is a hilarious examination of home and family; sons, fathers, fatherhood, sibling relationships and how hard it is to move on in a system that's loaded with several decades of preconceived ideas about you.
| Author | : James Finn Garner |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 79 |
| Release | : 1994-06 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9780025427310 |
Download Politically Correct Bedtime Stories Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
| Author | : Krisanne Hall |
| Publisher | : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
| Total Pages | : 32 |
| Release | : 2011-11-15 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 9781467951463 |
Download Bedtime Stories for Budding Patriots Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
This is not the normal children's book. Most children's books are picture books with some words; this is a “word book” with some pictures. It is meant to be a tool that parents can use to help rescue their children from the constant brainwashing by those that hate America or who are unwitting victims to those who do. In 2008 America took a hard turn to the Left, toward the destructive ideologies of collectivism. For the enemies of Liberty to implement collectivist policies, everyday Americans must be convinced that America is a failure, that its ideals are outdated or flawed from the beginning. The most susceptible to these lies are our children. Since I have not been able to convince very many parents to remove their children from the poisonous government school system which is every day destroying what parents claim to hold most dear, then I thought it would be good to give parents something to help vaccinate their children against this Anti-American disease. Enough of the cute little nursery rhymes, our nation is dying – we have already lost a generation. These little ones at our feet may be the only hope for America. We must start now! Take this book and others like it and SOW THE SEEDS OF LIBERTY into the minds of a new generation of patriots. May God grant us a space of grace to save the greatest nation ever founded in His name. If not, may HE come quickly and deliver us from our folly!
| Author | : Stuart Heritage |
| Publisher | : Penguin UK |
| Total Pages | : 32 |
| Release | : 2020-08-20 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 0241475821 |
Download Jonathan the Magic Pony Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Jonathan the Magic Pony is a brilliant magician. With one wave of his magic wand he can make anything disappear. Boomf! And because he's such a brilliant magician, with one more wave he can make things come back too. It's foolproof. Failsafe. Always works. Or does it? When Jonathan magics away Sarah's bear... it doesn't come back! And with each, increasingly desperate, wave of his wand, Jonathan sets off an anarchic chain of events that builds to a swirl of hilarious chaos. There are sharks chasing ducks, baboons with giant wooden spoons, chimpanzees covered in fleas... but where is Sarah's bear? Will it ever come back? Is Jonathan even a real magician?! Find out in this silly, playful and very, very funny picture book, perfect for fans of Supertato and Grumpycorn. Jonathan's tricks may be rubbish but this book is definitely magic!
| Author | : Bill James |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 514 |
| Release | : 2012-05-08 |
| Genre | : History |
| ISBN | : 141655274X |
Download Popular Crime Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Originally published: 2011. With new addendum.
| Author | : Nathan Hill |
| Publisher | : Vintage |
| Total Pages | : 642 |
| Release | : 2016-08-30 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1101946628 |
Download The Nix Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Winner of the Art Seidenbaum Award for First Fiction A New York Times 2016 Notable Book Entertainment Weekly's #1 Book of the Year A Washington Post 2016 Notable Book A Slate Top Ten Book NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER “The Nix is a mother-son psychodrama with ghosts and politics, but it’s also a tragicomedy about anger and sanctimony in America. . . . Nathan Hill is a maestro.” —John Irving From the suburban Midwest to New York City to the 1968 riots that rocked Chicago and beyond, The Nix explores—with sharp humor and a fierce tenderness—the resilience of love and home, even in times of radical change. It’s 2011, and Samuel Andresen-Anderson—college professor, stalled writer—has a Nix of his own: his mother, Faye. He hasn’t seen her in decades, not since she abandoned the family when he was a boy. Now she’s re-appeared, having committed an absurd crime that electrifies the nightly news, beguiles the internet, and inflames a politically divided country. The media paints Faye as a radical hippie with a sordid past, but as far as Samuel knows, his mother was an ordinary girl who married her high-school sweetheart. Which version of his mother is true? Two facts are certain: she’s facing some serious charges, and she needs Samuel’s help. To save her, Samuel will have to embark on his own journey, uncovering long-buried secrets about the woman he thought he knew, secrets that stretch across generations and have their origin all the way back in Norway, home of the mysterious Nix. As he does so, Samuel will confront not only Faye’s losses but also his own lost love, and will relearn everything he thought he knew about his mother, and himself.
| Author | : Bill Schmalfeldt |
| Publisher | : CreateSpace |
| Total Pages | : 136 |
| Release | : 2011-08-01 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 9781466217997 |
Download Uncle Bill's Bedtime Stories for Progressives Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Have you ever wondered why all the traditional bedtime stories have such a brutal, conservative slant and bias? Think about it. The standard formula -- kid misbehaves, kid gets caught misbehaving, kid gets torn to bits by bears, eaten by wolves or slow-roasted by witches. Are THOSE the images YOU want to send your kid off to sleep with? Wouldn't you rather be able to tuck your kids in at night with some positive, life-affirming, choice-affirming PROGRESSIVE bedtime tales? Sure you would. That's why I offer my new book: "UNCLE BILL'S BEDTIME STORIES FOR PROGRESSIVES" A lot of these stories have already appeared either on my blog or on my Technorati column. But many have not. 30 stories in all, also, an appendix of many, many foto-shopped funnies for your kids to enjoy! Now, because I can spend Conservative money as well as Liberal money, I've thrown in a few Fables for Conservatives. I'll be producing this as an audiobook as well, with the conservative fables being read by none-other than the Prince of Darkness, Satan. If your kids have a grasp of "irony" they'll enjoy these as well. The conservatives will think the whole book supports THEIR point of view. Remember, they think Stephen Colbert is an actual conservative. Send your kids off to dreamland with stories that don't dumb it down for them. Your kids are hip and smart, and we NEED the next generation to be hipper and smarter than WE were. We need them to realize that TMZ is NOT the news! We need them to realize that FOX, MSNBC, CBS, NBC, CNN and ABC are all corporate-owned and tell us what THEY want us to know and believe. We need the NEXT generation to have the capacity to THINK FOR THEMSELVES. This is my contribution. Enjoy.
| Author | : Allie Esiri |
| Publisher | : Macmillan Children's Books |
| Total Pages | : 0 |
| Release | : 2020 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 9781529045253 |
Download A Poem for Every Winter Day Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Within the pages of Allie Esiri's gorgeous poetry collection, A Poem for Every Winter Day, you will find verse that will transport you to sparkling winter scenes, taking you from Christmas, to New Years Eve and the joys of Valentines Day. The poems are selected from Allie Esiri's bestselling poetry anthologies A Poem for Every Day of the Year and A Poem for Every Night of the Year. Perfect for reading aloud and sharing with all the family, this book dazzles with an array of familiar favourites and remarkable new discoveries. These seasonal poems - together with introductory paragraphs - have a link to the date on which they appear. Includes poems by Mary Oliver, Edgar Allan Poe, Thomas Hardy, E. E. Cummings and Robert Burns who sit alongside Benjamin Zephaniah, Wendy Cope, Roger McGough and Jackie Kay. This soul-enhancing book will keep you company for every day of winter. Enjoy more seasonal poetry collections with A Poem for Every Spring Day and A Poem for Every Autumn Day.
