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A Funeral in the Bathroom

A Funeral in the Bathroom
Author: Kalli Dakos
Publisher: Albert Whitman & Company
Total Pages: 51
Release: 2017-02-01
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0807594032

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2012 IRA-CBC Children's Choices 2012 Children's Choice Book Award Finalist My teacher's pretty slick, Has a hundred teaching tricks. Even in the bathroom stalls, She hangs poetry on the walls, And while I'm there all alone I can't help but read a poem. From "Gross" and "Flushophobic" to "There's a Sock in the Toilet," these poems will have kids laughing all the way to "The Bathroom Dance!"


Bathroom Poetry

Bathroom Poetry
Author: T.A. Dieringer
Publisher: AuthorHouse
Total Pages: 117
Release: 2015-01-20
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1496962133

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This book is not about poetry; it is simply a book to read while one relieves him or herself in the latrine, bathroom, head, or toilet, while taking a crap, dropping a stool, pinching a loaf, dropping the kids off at the lake, I could go on, but I am sure you get the picture. There are quotes from the stalls of many bathroom walls found all over the world. Now since I am male, I did not have a chance to visit many, if any, female bathrooms (sorry, ladies), so I do not have many quotes from said places. Some subject material may be offensive. Please read with cautious trepidation. Some are personal quotes, things that pop into my brain at any given moment. Sometimes these thoughts are followed by bouts of laughter that cause people that are standing near me to think that I am strange. They usually react by walking away fast. But I decided to add these thoughts to Bathroom Poetry anyways. Some quotes are famous and semifamous quotes. Some are unknown author quotes. Many of the quotes were found on the stalls of bathrooms from all over the globe. I have collected many quotes from memory during my travels around the world while serving twenty-one years in the United States Navy. This book is meant for entertainment value only. Any words of wisdom gleaned while reading this book is pure shit-house luck.


Bathroom Songs

Bathroom Songs
Author: Jason Edwards
Publisher: punctum books
Total Pages: 308
Release: 2017-11-09
Genre: Literary Collections
ISBN: 1947447300

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Bathroom Songs: Eve Kosofsky Sedgwick as a Poet is the first book of essays to consider the poetry of one of the twentieth- and early twenty-first-century's most important literary, affect, and queer theorists. Acclaimed as one of the "truly innovative" poets of her generation, by Maud Ellmann, Sedgwick's work as a poet is, perhaps, less well known, but is no less compelling than her ground-breaking trilogy of queer theoretical texts: Between Men: English Literature and Male Homosocial Desire, Epistemology of the Closet, and Tendencies. The book includes seven, specially commissioned essays considering Sedgwick's published poetry and writing about poets, by Angus Brown, Meg Boulton, Mary Baine Campbell, Jason Edwards, Kathryn R. Kent, Monica Pearl, and Benjamin Westwood, that range across the complete range of Sedgwick's work, from her earliest published lyrics through her first collection of poetry, Fat Art, Thin Art, to her part-haiku, part-prose autobiography, A Dialogue on Love, and beyond. In addition, the book contains over forty of Sedgwick's previously uncollected poems, ranging from her earliest poem on T.E. Lawrence to her final poem 'Death', introduced and contextualized in a second essay by Edwards. TABLE OF CONTENTS // Part I. Eve Kosofsky Sedgwick as a Poet Jason Edwards - Introduction: Bathroom Songs? Eve Kosofsky Sedgwick as a Poet Angus Connell Brown - Look with Your Hands Ben Westwood - The Abject Animal Poetics of 'The Warm Decembers' Kathryn R. Kent - Eve's Muse Mary Baine Campbell - 'Shyly / as a big sister I would yearn / to trace its avocations', or, Who's the Muse? Monica Pearl - Queer Therapy: On the Couch with Eve Kosofsky Sedgwick Meg Boulton - Waiting in the Dark: Some Musings on Sedgwick's Performative(s) Part II. The Uncollected Poems Jason Edwards - Introduction: Someday We'll Look Back with Pleasure Even on is: Sedgwick's Uncollected Poems Poems Forsan et haec olim meminisse juvabit - Death - Bathroom Song - Pandas in Trees - Untitled (Blake panda poems) - Tru-Cut - Valentine - 2/81 - Lost Letter - The Palimpsest - Explicit - Hank Williams and a Cat - Jimmy Lane - Jukebox - Die Sommernacht hat mir's angetan - Phantom Limb - Two P.O.W. Suicides - Once There Was a Way to Get Back Homeward - The Ring of Fire - The Prince of Love in the Desert Night - Artery - A Death by Water - Yellow Toes - Soutine - Another Poem from the Creaking Bed - Cain - The City and Man - Lullaby - No More Dusk - Ribs of Steel - To a Friend - When in Minute Script - To a Swimmer - Untitled ('Wonder no more upon the mysteries') - From an Ending for ' e Triumph of Life' - T.E. Lawrence and the Old Man, His Imagined Tormentor - Movie Party, Telluride House, Ithaca, New York - Falling in Love over The Seven Pillars - Calling Overseas - What the Poet ought And What She Found in the Telluride Files: - Epilogue: Teachers and Lovers - The Last Poem of Yv*r W*nt*rs - Saul at Jeshimon [First Variant] - Saul at Jeshimon [Second Variant] - Siegfried Rex von Munthe, Soldier and Poet, Killed December, 1939, on the German Battleship Graf Spee - Lawrence Reads La Morte D'Arthur in the Desert


The Day I Fell Down the Toilet and Other Poems

The Day I Fell Down the Toilet and Other Poems
Author: Steve Turner
Publisher: SPCK
Total Pages: 143
Release: 2024-05-17
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1915748143

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Have you ever been punched by a cabbage or fallen head first down the loo? Have you ever had fun with a poem? You haven't? Then this book's for you. Whacky poems that take a roller-coaster ride from the crazy corners of dreams to the big questions of life. This collection of over seventy poems for children by Steve Turner is regularly in the best-seller lists. Full of wit and fun, his thought-provoking poetry has been used by teachers in classrooms and entertained children at home over the years. These poems make an instant impact, as the themes and ideas in them offer lots of food for thought for young minds.


Breakthrough in the Bathroom

Breakthrough in the Bathroom
Author: Steve Ogan
Publisher: AuthorHouse
Total Pages: 133
Release: 2013
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN: 1477243224

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Have you noticed that there is a spirit of praise and worship that comes upon you in the bathroom? Dr. Myles Monroe once said, "I get a lot of revelations in the bathroom. I don't know why God speaks to me in the bathroom." Breakthrough in the bathroom will help you appreciate why a spirit of praise and worship comes upon you in the bathroom and why the bathroom is an altar of sanctification, revelation, and restoration. This book gives an exposition on the following: - The concept of the bathroom as an altar - The prophecy on bathrooms and bathing in the end-time - The unique character of the altar in the bathroom - The miracle of open heavens in the bathroom - How to minister to yourself, your spouse, and children in the bathroom - Avoiding death in a place of life - The beauty and black side of bathroom poetry - Bathing and praying in the bathroom at the hours of prayer - Spiritual breakthroughs in the bathroom - Healing and deliverance in the bathroom The consecrated bathroom will become a spiritual magnet for all who desire a deeper dimension of fellowship with God. Going to the bathroom will no longer be a routine act. It will become a special spiritual phenomenon.


Bathroom Poetry

Bathroom Poetry
Author: Annie Shaffer
Publisher:
Total Pages: 62
Release: 2020-11-11
Genre: Poetry
ISBN: 9781716433535

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Bathroom Poetry: A Collection of Haipoos is the perfect book for your bathroom. Featuring a compilation of over fifty beautiful Haiku poems, this book makes a great gift for any housewarming party. Every guest that uses your toilet can enjoy themselves by having a laugh reading these poems. If at first a poem within this book does not seem to be about the bathroom experience, just wait. You will eventually experience a bowel evacuation that will give you the necessary perspective to absorb all the poetry.


Someone Used My Toothbrush and Other Bathroom Poems

Someone Used My Toothbrush and Other Bathroom Poems
Author: Carol Diggory Shields
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2010-04-01
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1101643536

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What?s soggy, kind of greenish, and has a funny smell? If you answered ?my toothbrush,? then this book is for you! This comic, kid-centric poetry collection contains twenty-one humorous poems ranging from brushing to bathing to potty-training your baby brother. Alongside Paul Meisel?s hilarious and wry illustrations, these poems are a sure bet for anyone who?s ever waited in line for the loo, shared a sink with a sibling, or just wanted a good laugh.


Poems From the Bathroom Wall

Poems From the Bathroom Wall
Author: Ryan Reeves
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2022-03-30
Genre:
ISBN: 9781458320711

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From the sick and twisted mind of Ryan Reeves comes Poems from the Bathroom Wall. This book is original content in the style of the writings you may find on the wall in public restrooms. In this volume every filthy bathroom hi-jink and sexual practice is described in the sing-song style that bathroom poetry fans worldwide have come to appreciate and expect every time they sit down to use a public toilet. The author doesn't officially condone bathroom graffiti but finds much of it hilarious. Wanting to reach a greater audience with his own work than is possible on a bathroom wall, he created this book. This volume is not for the faint of heart but anyone with an appreciation for tasteless humor will find Poems from the Bathroom Wall enjoyable.


A Funeral in the Bathroom

A Funeral in the Bathroom
Author: Kalli Dakos
Publisher: Albert Whitman
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2011-07-01
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 9780807526750

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My teacher's pretty slick, Has a hundred teaching tricks. Even in the bathroom stalls, She hangs poetry on the walls, And while I'm there all alone I can't help but read a poem. From "Gross" and "Flushophobic" to "There's a Sock in the Toilet," these poems will have kids laughing all the way to "The Bathroom Dance!"


Uncle John's UNCANNY Bathroom Reader

Uncle John's UNCANNY Bathroom Reader
Author: Bathroom Readers' Institute
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 672
Release: 2016-11-01
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1626867607

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The beloved bathroom reader series continues with this twenty-ninth edition that’s overflowing with strange facts on an assortment of topics. What’s so uncanny about the twenty-ninth annual edition of Uncle John’s? This enduring book series has been delivering entertaining information to three generations of readers (so far) . . . and it’s still going strong! How do they do it? Back in 1988, Uncle John successfully predicted the way that twenty-first-century readers would want their information: in quick hits, concisely and cleverly written, and with details so delightful that you’re compelled to share them with someone else. (Kind of like the Internet, but without all those annoying ads.) This groundbreaking series has been imitated time and time again but never equaled. And Uncanny is the Bathroom Readers’ Institute at their very best. Covering a wide array of topics—incredible origins, forgotten history, weird news, amazing science, dumb crooks, and more—readers of all ages will enjoy these 512 pages of the best stuff in print. Here are but a few of the uncanny topics awaiting you: · The World’s Weirdest Protests · The Wit and Wisdom of Bill Murray · Forgotten Game Shows · Darth Vader’s Borderline Personality Disorder, and Other Real Psychiatric Diagnoses of Fictional Characters · Manly Historical Leaders and Their Manly Tattoos · NASA’s “Pillownaut” Experiment · The Secret Lives of Squatters · Cooking with Mr. Coffee · Odd Alcoholic Drinks from Around the World · The History of the Tooth Fairy · Zoo Escapes · And much more IBPA Benjamin Franklin Silver Award winner 2017!