500 Great Bartender's Jokes
Author | : Karen Warner |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 202 |
Release | : 1993 |
Genre | : American wit and humor |
ISBN | : |
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Author | : Karen Warner |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 202 |
Release | : 1993 |
Genre | : American wit and humor |
ISBN | : |
Author | : Karen Warner |
Publisher | : Signet |
Total Pages | : 208 |
Release | : 1992-12-15 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9780451173881 |
A collection of jokes involving bartenders and patrons, with brief instructions on how to tell and remember jokes
Author | : Billy Brownless |
Publisher | : ReadHowYouWant.com |
Total Pages | : 134 |
Release | : 2011-03-04 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1459613112 |
A man walks into a bar ... Ouch! Everyone has their own favourite man-walks-into-a-bar joke. This is a collection of the best: the old favourites, the most stupid, the funniest, the brain benders, the politically incorrect, the great puns and the really, really bad puns.
Author | : David Southwell |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 320 |
Release | : 2009 |
Genre | : English wit and humor |
ISBN | : |
Author | : Jimmy Pritchard |
Publisher | : Grand Central Publishing |
Total Pages | : 119 |
Release | : 2008-11-15 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 0446551058 |
Jimmy Pritchards presents a collection of hundreds of jokes, collected from wonderfully diverse patrons over the course of his career tending bars in New York City, that are sure to have anybody laughing. When it comes to the finest, the far-outest, and the just plain funniest, the jokes start here--in the saloon capital of the world, New York, New York. Jimmy Pritchard, author and veteran NYC bartender, has heard them all from patrons across the oak. In these comedic cocktails, no one is spared, not the Irish or the elderly, not lawyers or blondes, not the handicapped, not sex-crazed animals, not even God. Jimmy brings you over 400 of the best in the house, stirred, shaken, and served inside this one-of-a-kind collection that is downright intoxicating.
Author | : Phillip Tilley |
Publisher | : Workbook Press |
Total Pages | : 0 |
Release | : 2023-08-18 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9781961845770 |
Bartenders get better tips if they tell a good joke. These jokes are numbered so you can easily find your favorite and the printing is large so you can read it in a poorly lit bar!
Author | : Ray Foley |
Publisher | : Sourcebooks, Inc. |
Total Pages | : 224 |
Release | : 2007-07-01 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1402249330 |
The best bar jokes you can've never remembered! From the publisher of Bartender magazine comes this incomparable collection of bar jokes, quotes and cartoons that are sure to make you appear witty and charming at the life of your next cocktail party. Wow your drinking buddies and impress your dates with such clever and entertaining hilarious quips as: "You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." "I saw a sign that said "Drink Canada Dry," so I've started." "Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin." Ray Foley has been a bartender for more than 20 years. He is the publisher of Bartender magazine and the author of Bartending for Dummies. He has appeared on Good Morning America, Live with Regis and Kathie Lee and countless other shows. Ray resides in New Jersey with his wife and partner, Jaclyn.
Author | : Michael Lewis |
Publisher | : Black Dog & Leventhal |
Total Pages | : 257 |
Release | : 2005-03-10 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1603762094 |
Did you hear the one about the bartender and the rabbi? If not, you'll find it in this delightful book along with hundreds of other jokes and funny stories about the denizens of bars, pubs, and watering holes everywhere. Featuring classic stories and wisecracks along with brand-new jokes, A Guy Walks Into a Bar will reduce you, your friends, and your family to tears of laughter. Michael Lewis has gathered a wide range of the very best and funniest bar jokes, riddles, anecdotes, and quotations in this rib-tickling (and thirst-inducing) collection. Sure to be a favorite of tipplers of all stripes and the teetotalers who drive them home, the book also includes bar bets, games, tricks, trivia, and more. Featuring classic "bartoons" at the opening of each chapter, A Guy Walks Into a Bar is the perfect party takealong or barside companion, deserving pride of place next to your cocktail shaker and jar of olives.
Author | : Joy S. McDiarmid |
Publisher | : CreateSpace |
Total Pages | : 106 |
Release | : 2011-12 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9781468079890 |
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of bartender jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Bartender Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of bartender jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one bartender joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many bartender jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do bartenders wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***A bartender and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The bartender turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.”“Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife.“I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the bartender.The bartender's spouse said: “What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”***Did you hear about the bartender who wore two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”***Why do bartenders laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
Author | : various authors |
Publisher | : Editions Asap |
Total Pages | : 116 |
Release | : |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 235932361X |