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| Author | : Bathroom Readers' Institute |
| Publisher | : Portable Press |
| Total Pages | : 324 |
| Release | : 2004 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 9781592232598 |
Download Uncle John's Book of Fun Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
What do kids love? Dumb jokes. And so does Uncle John. That's why he's following up his series of Bathroom Readers for Kids Only with this dazzling collection of jokes-gross jokes, monster jokes and knock-knock jokes-as well as riddles, classic games and much more.Here's a painful preview (and don't say we didn't warn you):Knock-knock. Who's there? Ida. Ida who? Ida called first but the phone's not working.
| Author | : Bathroom Readers' Institute |
| Publisher | : Portable Press |
| Total Pages | : 0 |
| Release | : 2004 |
| Genre | : Curiosities and wonders |
| ISBN | : 9781592232314 |
Download Uncle John's Top Secret Bathroom Reader for Kids Only Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Adults, stop reading now. We mean it. This book is TOP SECRET and it's FOR KIDS ONLY! (Are the grownups gone? Good.) Now that it's just the kids, we'll let the cat out of the bag: This book is full of disgusting things and nasty (but funny) pranks. It's also got weird superstitions, freaky facts, unbelievable myths and legends, and did we mention gross stuff? Like boogers. And farting ghosts. And armpit sniffers. Andentomophagy. (What's that? It's the practice of eating worms.) But there's more than just gross stuff in this illustrated and easy-to-read book. You'll be briefed in . . . * How to make your own secret code * Where the "Jolly Roger" pirate flag came from * Mermaid tales and other unbelievable sightings * The original alchemist and the search for the Philosopher's Stone * TheCaptain Underpants story * A secret recipe for edible glass * Sneakers of the future And a whole bunch more!
| Author | : Bathroom Readers' Institute |
| Publisher | : Portable Press |
| Total Pages | : 0 |
| Release | : 2006 |
| Genre | : Curiosities and wonders |
| ISBN | : 9781592233854 |
Download Uncle John's Strange and Silly Bathroom Reader for Kids Only! Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Uncle John's kids books are the best selling children's bathroom reader series in North America. This new title is filled with the best stories about the weirdest folks in the world. Kids will love reading about the tallest, shortest, skinniest, fattest, oldest and strangest, plus the greatest achievements of ordinary people. Here is a big pile of easy-to-read stories, along with quizzes, puzzles and photographs.
| Author | : Bathroom Readers' Institute |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 504 |
| Release | : 2012-06-01 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1607106531 |
Download Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Tunes into TV Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Uncle John channel-surfs through America’s favorite pastime: television. What does Homer Simpson call “friend…mother…secret lover?” Television, you meathead! Here comes your wacky neighbor Uncle John to present TV the way only he can. From test patterns to Top Chef, from My Three Sons to Mad Men, as well as TV news, advertising, scandals, sitcoms, dramas, reality shows, and yadda yadda yadda, Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Tunes into TV is “dy-no-mite!” Read about… * Gilligan’s seven deadly sins * The inside story of TV’s first commercial * What goes on behind the scenes of Jeopardy! * The most incredibly bizarre shows from around the world * Why Gene Roddenberry tried to beam the original Star Trek cast into space * What reality show producers don’t want you to know * How the King of Late Night crushed his competition * What really went down on the island of LOST * Unexpected sitcom fatalities * TV’s greatest chimps And much, much more!
| Author | : Bathroom Readers' Institute |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 540 |
| Release | : 2012-06-01 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1607106507 |
Download Uncle John's Heavy Duty Bathroom Reader Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
It's here! The 23rd annual edition in the popular Uncle John's Bathroom Reader series. The big brains at the Bathroom Readers’ Institute have come up with 544 all-new pages full of incredible facts, hilarious articles, and a whole bunch of other ways to, er, pass the time. With topics ranging from history and science to pop culture, wordplay, and modern mythology, Heavy Duty is sure to amaze and entertain the loyal legions of throne sitters. Read about… * Sideshow secrets * The worst movie ever made * The hidden dangers of watching the Super Bowl * The father of the shopping mall * The physics of breakfast cereal * How to speak dog, and how to crack a safe * The unluckiest train ride of all time * The origins of casino games * Powering your car with pee * Keith Moon, bathroom bomber And much, much more!
| Author | : Bathroom Readers' Institute |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 320 |
| Release | : 2012-09-01 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 1607106663 |
Download Uncle John's Book of Fun Bathroom Reader for Kids Only! Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
All the looniest, wackiest, zaniest grossest jokes, games, puzzles and pranks a kid could ever want in one fun book! Uncle John is back with another For Kids Only masterpiece! Book of Fun is stuffed with wacky facts, gross-out jokes, goofy games, magic tricks, puzzling puzzles, and hilarious pranks. Easy-to-read stories and gags are brought to life with silly illustrations and fun fonts (which research suggests actually help kids build reading and comprehension skills). A sample of the fun to be had: * How to make your own whoopee cushion * Simple calculator tricks to amaze your friends * Classic riddles and mind-boggling brain teasers * Tongue twisters and word games * One-minute mysteries * Silly science tricks * Optical illusions * Lots of jokes . . . like this one: Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: Because they have big fingers. And much, much more!
| Author | : Bathroom Readers' Institute |
| Publisher | : Thunder Bay Press |
| Total Pages | : 0 |
| Release | : 2002-03-17 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 9781571458148 |
Download Uncle John's Biggest Ever Bathroom Reader Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Sit down and relax with Uncle John's Biggest Ever Bathroom Reader. This hardcover edition of the bathroom reading series will bowl you over. No more frantic searches at the last minute for that perfect magazine. No more agonizing choices between light reading and serious stuff. This biggest ever volume has combined two previous Bathroom Readers in their entirety, Uncle John's Great Big Bathroom Reader and Uncle John's Ultimate Bathroom Reader. It has more entertainment, humor, trivia, science, history, and pop culture than ever before. Among lots of other topics, you can read about: * Why the White House is White * Strange Medical Conditions * The History of the Bra * The Origin of the Miss America Pageant * Weird Tales of the Ouija Board * The Hair Museum * Why Thanksgiving is in November * Why Popcorn Pops * The Origin of Pop Tarts. Its all there in Uncle John's Biggest Ever Bathroom Reader!
| Author | : Bathroom Readers' Institute |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 288 |
| Release | : 2014-04-01 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 1626862931 |
Download Uncle John's Bathroom Reader For Kids Only! Collectible Edition Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Collectible hardcover edition! All new illustrations! Same jaw-dropping mix of fun and information. Now is your chance to own the very first Uncle John's Bathroom Reader For Kids Only in a hardcover edition with all new illustrations! When our younger readers demanded a Bathroom Reader of their own, Uncle John put together this brain-boggling easy-to-read collection of facts, fads, quotes, history, science, origins, pop culture, mythology, humor, and more! Plus it's full of wacky and fun illustrations and Uncle John's famous "running feet"--those fun and fascinating facts on the bottom of every page. Kids will read about… * Who was Dr. Seuss? * Baseball superstitions * The birth of The Simpsons * How carnival games are rigged * Dining on scorpions and tarantulas * Shocking truths about thunder and lightning * Disgusting bodily functions like ear wax and digestion ( and why they're important) * Uncle John's all-time favorite elephant joke: Q: How do you get an elephant up an oak tree? A: Plant an acorn underneath him and wait 50 years! ...And much, much more!
| Author | : Bathroom Readers' Institute |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 288 |
| Release | : 2014-04-01 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 162686294X |
Download Uncle John's Top Secret Bathroom Reader For Kids Only! Collectible Edition Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Collectible hardcover edition! All new illustrations! Same top-secret mix of fun and illustrations. Adults, stop reading now. We mean it. This book is TOP SECRET and it’s FOR KIDS ONLY! (Are the grownups gone? Good.) Now that it’s just the kids, we’ll let the cat out of the bag: This book is full of disgusting things and nasty (but funny) pranks. It’s also got weird superstitions, freaky facts, unbelievable myths and legends, and did we mention gross stuff? Like boogers. And farting ghosts. And armpit sniffers. And entomophagy. (What’s that? It’s the practice of eating worms.) But there’s more than just gross stuff in this illustrated and easy-to-read book. You’ll be briefed in . . . * How to make your own secret code * Where the “Jolly Roger” pirate flag came from * Mermaid tales and other unbelievable sightings * The original alchemist and the search for the Philosopher’s Stone * The Captain Underpants story * A secret recipe for edible glass * Sneakers of the future And a whole bunch more!
| Author | : Bathroom Readers' Institute |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 288 |
| Release | : 2014-04-01 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 1626862923 |
Download Uncle John's Electrifying Bathroom Reader For Kids Only! Collectible Edition Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Collectible hardcover edition! All new illustrations! Same electrifying mix of fun and information. Collect your very own copy of this Uncle John's Bathroom Reader For Kids Only in a newly illustrated hardcover edition!The shocking truth is that Uncle John’s For Kids Only! books are nearly as popular as the big editions--and Electrifying is so awesome it’ll make kids’ hair stand on end. Illustrated and easy to read, this book is full of fascinating articles, fun games, forgotten history, silly science, myths and legends, jokes, weird sports, and more. And at the bottom of each page--288 in all--are Uncle John’s famous “running feet” facts, like this one: Bald eagle nests can weigh up to two tons--more than a compact car. What else is in here? Lots of great short articles! For example: * The history of the @ sign * Real-life X-men * The mysterious goings-on in the Bermuda Triangle * How not to get struck by lightning * Real-life X-men * Test your phobia IQ * Royal slobs * Decoding Harry Potter * Flying octopi at pro hockey games * Newspaper boys from a century ago who went on strike . . . and won And much, much more! Testimonials: "The Bathroom Readers are the most interesting and coolest things around..." -- Jennifer S. "I'm not big into reading long and boring books. Ever since I have discovered your book, I cannot put it down! It's perfect for people like me!" -- Raelyn H., age 14
