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Author | : Ian Spector |
Publisher | : Penguin |
Total Pages | : 177 |
Release | : 2007-11-29 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1592403441 |
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The lowdown on the toughest, sexiest, and beardiest man to ever stalk the earth Since its emergence from the bowels of the internet, the Chuck Norris Fact has roundhouse kicked its way into the world’s consciousness with all the vim and verve of its namesake. Singing the praises of his unequaled toughness, his mighty kicking feet, his indestructible beard, his frightening virility, and his ability to stop time by thinking about pineapples, The Truth About Chuck Norris is the one book brave enough to go behind the beard and reveal the real Chuck. Ian Spector, webmaster of the site which started the meme and survivor of a real-life encounter with Chuck himself, has selected the 400 most kick-ass facts from his library of thousands, as well as illustrations as awesome as the man himself. This death-defying volume includes such awe-inspiring observations as: • A cobra once bit Chuck Norris’s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. • Chuck Norris can charge a cell phone by rubbing it against his beard. • When an episode of “Walker, Texas Ranger” aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side. • Chuck Norris was the first person to tame a dinosaur. • Chuck Norris once visited The Virgin Islands. Afterward, they were renamed The Islands. • Every piece of furniture in Chuck Norris’s house is a Total Gym. A must-have paean to the archetypical American male and a bible of all things Chuck, The Truth About Chuck Norris is easily the most important book of all time. AN UNAUTHORIZED PARODY
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Total Pages | : 161 |
Release | : 2007 |
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ISBN | : 9781436207195 |
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Author | : Chuck Norris |
Publisher | : Tyndale House Publishers, Inc. |
Total Pages | : 314 |
Release | : 2009 |
Genre | : Biography & Autobiography |
ISBN | : 1414334494 |
Download The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
For the first time, Norris gives readers not only his favorite "facts about himself, but also the stories behind the facts and the code by which he lives his life.
Author | : Stella Cameron |
Publisher | : Zebra Books |
Total Pages | : 388 |
Release | : 2002 |
Genre | : Romance fiction |
ISBN | : 9780821773178 |
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A Cameron classic is featured in Zebra's Encore Republishing Program for October. Once secret sweethearts, lonely yet privileged Bliss Winters and wild teen rebel Sebastian Plato are reunited. Sebastian, forced from his hometown 15 years ago, is now a bad boy made good. Returning as a desperate enemy plots to destroy him, Sebastian vows he's not leaving until Bliss--the only woman he's ever loved--is his.
Author | : Chuck Norris |
Publisher | : Jove Books |
Total Pages | : 276 |
Release | : 1989 |
Genre | : Biography & Autobiography |
ISBN | : 9781557731753 |
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Norris shares for the first time his own 18-point program of psychological self-improvement. This is the personal philosophy which has enabled him to positively and successfully transform his life--and fueled his rise to stardom in the martial arts, in motion pictures--and as an author!
Author | : Ian Spector |
Publisher | : Penguin |
Total Pages | : 96 |
Release | : 2008-11-25 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1101175060 |
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In November 2007, Gotham Books unleashed The Truth about Chuck Norris upon the world and changed publishing forever. Containing 400 farcical facts about pop culture icon Chuck Norris, the book burned through thirteen printings, roundhouse kicked the New York Times bestseller list, and left readers delighted (and a little bit terrified).... Now Ian Spector has returned to his voluminous vault to bring readers 200 new Chuck Norris facts alongside 200 facts about his longtime antagonist Mr. T, in a battle that pits foot against fist, beard against mohawk, and Delta Force against A-Team. Included in this fearsome tome are such startling observations as: ? There is nothing to fear but fear itself, and fear itself fears Chuck Norris. ? King Kong once challenged Godzilla to an arm-wrestling match. Mr. T won. ? The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris. ? The last man to make eye contact with Mr. T was Stevie Wonder. ? Chuck Norris is a man?s man?s man. ? Mr. T once beat a man to death with his own corpse. A hilarious tribute to two of the greatest humans who have ever lived, Chuck Norris vs Mr. T is the one book that can finally reveal what happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object.
Author | : Charlotte Lamb |
Publisher | : Harlequin |
Total Pages | : 183 |
Release | : 2011-07-15 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 145927654X |
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Sins Was the grass really greener for Ambrose Kerr? "I've never told a living soul any of that before…." Emilie stared up at Ambrose, as what he had told her reverberated in her mind. She hadn't really taken it all in—where on earth could he have come from to have lived like that…? He ran his hand through his thick black hair in an angry gesture. "God knows why I blurted it out to you. I wonder if you realize…I've given you a weapon that could destroy me…." Love can conquer the deadliest of Sins.
Author | : Anton Szandor LaVey |
Publisher | : Feral House |
Total Pages | : 147 |
Release | : 2000-04-01 |
Genre | : Social Science |
ISBN | : 1932595562 |
Download The Devil's Notebook Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Wisdom, humor, and dark observations by the founder of the Church of Satan. LaVey ponders such topics as nonconformity, occult faddism, erotic politics, the "Goodguy badge," demoralization and the construction of artificial human companions.
Author | : Karen Abbott |
Publisher | : Linford |
Total Pages | : 0 |
Release | : 2009 |
Genre | : Arranged marriage |
ISBN | : 9781847826404 |
Download Elusive Love Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Amelia has always been determined to marry for love...but with her elder brother dead and posthumously branded as a traitor, Amelia and her sister find themselves penniless and ostracised by society. When a relative contrives to put an 'ELIGIBLE PARTI' under an obligation to make Amelia an offer, Amelia has to decide whether or not to stand by her principles...and face the consequences of turning down what might be her only chance to escape her unbearable situation.
Author | : Steven Otfinoski |
Publisher | : Children's Press(CT) |
Total Pages | : 0 |
Release | : 2006 |
Genre | : Cartoonists |
ISBN | : 9780531138731 |
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A biography of Stan Lee, a man who became a cartoonist and made Marvel Comics a successful company.