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Author | : Kathryn Petras |
Publisher | : Workman Publishing Company |
Total Pages | : 289 |
Release | : 2017-10-17 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1523501979 |
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The thrill of victory, the agony of a tight jockstrap. It’s the reason we love sports—you never know what’s going to happen. Sometimes everything clicks, with the best athlete in the world competing at their peak, and the result is a thing of breathtaking beauty. But sometimes the opposite happens, resulting in moments of breathtaking hilarity, or astonishing inanity, or just plain head-scratching puzzlement. Welcome to The Stupidest Sports Book of All Time. Featuring: The most boring games in sports history Wise(ish) words on winning Stupid mascot antics The strangest things coaches have done to motivate teams And much, much more!
Author | : Joey Acker |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : |
Release | : 2019-03-15 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9781951046095 |
Download The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
OH NO!!! You found The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World! Well, since you're already here I may as well tell you about it... Poor Nameless tries to explain to the reader why this book is simply the WORST book in the whole entire world. Will he succeed in his noble quest? Is he the reason this book is the worst?? Will it have a happy ending or the worst ending ever??? The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World is a humorous and witty tale for young and seasoned readers. Whatever you do though, don't read it out loud! You may catch wind of these words: toot, stinky, booger, and booty. You've been warned, but you'll still want to see what happens next!
Author | : M. Prefontaine |
Publisher | : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
Total Pages | : 120 |
Release | : 2016-04-01 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9781530848065 |
Download The Book of Funny Sports Quotes Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
This is a book of sports quotations from a huge range of sports for those who love sports and all that goes with it. From American Football to the best and funniest quotes from wrestling they are all in this book. There are amusing observations, outrageous insults and the exquisitely stupid comments that are all an integral part of the sports that we love to play. These quotes provide a wealth of humorous comments which embroider and enrich the playing and watching of sports bringing additional dimensions to the game. This collection brings together the favorite quotes of the author from a range of sports. Some selections are current while many are from famous sportsmen and commentators of the past. I hope that every sports fan, whatever their favorite sport, will enjoy this collection.
Author | : Andrew John |
Publisher | : Michael O'Mara Books |
Total Pages | : 128 |
Release | : 2004 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9781843170396 |
Download The World's Stupidest Sporting Screw Ups Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Sometimes in sport it just isn't your day, and this book holds the proof.ith hundreds of accounts of ridiculous mishaps from the worlds of football,ricket, rugby and many others you can see just what happens when it all goesrong. From the occasion that a young boxer removed his gown only to find head left his shorts in the dressing room to the time that Ian Woosnam lostut on;217,000 for carrying a club too many, The World's Stupidest Sportingcrew-Ups demonstrates the old adage that in sport, if it can go wrong, itrobably will.
Author | : Jeff Parietti |
Publisher | : Harper Paperbacks |
Total Pages | : 224 |
Release | : 1996-05-16 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9780062734082 |
Download Book of Truly Stupid Sports Quotes Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
With over 400 of the most hilariously bone-headed remarks ever made in the history of athletics, The Book of Truly Stupid Sports Quotes will have you laughing so hard you'll have to call "time out!" "I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to." -- Shaquille O'Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his trip to Greece "You guys line up alphabetically by height." -- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes." -- Rod Brookin, senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." -- Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann
Author | : Jeff Parietti |
Publisher | : Harper Paperbacks |
Total Pages | : 208 |
Release | : 1999-04-07 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9780062736475 |
Download More Truly Stupid Sports Quotes Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
400 more of the most hilariously boneheaded remarks ever made in the history of athletics. More Truly Stupid Sports Quotes brings you more of the hysterical humor that made your sides hurt the first time with The Book of Truly Stupid Sports Quotes.
Author | : Kathryn Petras |
Publisher | : Workman Publishing Company |
Total Pages | : 241 |
Release | : 2011-11-02 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 0761168680 |
Download Stupidest Things Ever Said Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Not just stupidity, but obsessive stupidity! Not just random stupidity, but organized stupidity! Here, from the celebrated collectors of the stupidest things ever said, it’s the cre`me de la cre`me of stupidities, made even funnier and more compelling in an irresistible top 10 list format. Try one: The Top 10 Stupidest Actual Book Titles: 1. A Toddler’s Guide to the Rubber Industry 2. Constipation and our Civilization 3. Greek Rural Postmen and Their Cancellation Numbers 4. The Secret of Sphincters 5. A Pictorial Book of Tongue Coating 6. Life and Laughter ’midst the Cannibals 7. Be Bold With Bananas 8. Hand-Grenade Throwing as a College Sport 9. Collect Fungi on Stamps 10. A Study of Hospital Waiting Lists in Cardiff, 1953–1954 Plus lost-in-translation moments. Doubles entendres. Political speeches, foreign menus, traffic signs. Celebrities on literature, on homelessness, on revealing too much about themselves. Mangled cliche ́s and bizarre analogies, the wit of the witless and comedy of the clueless—never before have so many said something so dumb, now in one book.
Author | : Steve Lookner |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 112 |
Release | : 2014-09-06 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9780692288788 |
Download The Relief Fisher: a Parody of Mariano Rivera's the Closer Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
WHO SAYS BASEBALL CAN'T BE FUNNY? IT'S THE FIRST PARODY OF A SPORTS BOOK EVER!You've heard Weird Al's parodies of pop songs. You've seen SNL's parodies of TV shows. You've read the Harvard Lampoon's parodies of books like "The Hunger Games." But what about sports? Why can't sports be funny too?Veteran comedy writer Steve Lookner (SNL, MADtv) proves that sports can indeed be hilarious with the FIRST-EVER parody of a sports book! Lookner takes Mariano Rivera's book The Closer and transforms it into a comedy grand slam: THE RELIEF FISHER.THE RELIEF FISHER is the book Mariano Rivera would've written if he'd lived the funniest life ever! In Mariano's own words, you'll hear what it was like growing up in a fishing village and learning to play a version of baseball in which all the equipment is made of fish...even the gloves! You'll go inside the Rivera family's shack as Mariano signs his first contract with the Yankees, and the Yankees pay him in sea bass. And you'll be there when Mariano sees a radar gun for the first time, and thinks it's a ray gun from Star Trek and that the Yankees' scout is going to vaporize him.THE RELIEF FISHER also takes you inside the dugout for a hilarious insider's perspective on the great Yankee teams of the last two decades. You'll hear about the time Derek Jeter made a throwing error because he was grabbing a girl's butt with his other hand. You'll watch as Paul O'Neill destroys a water cooler because he only hit a double rather than a home run. You'll learn about the Yankees' secret practice of putting Yogi Berra's embalmed body in a wheelchair to make people think he's still alive. And you'll be there at Yankee Stadium when Mariano attempts to kill all the band members of Metallica for writing "Enter Sandman". From A-Rod to Cano, from Tino to Torre, jokes about all of the Yankees greats are here! And also jokes about the worst Yankee ever, Jim Leyritz.Last but certainly not least, you'll get the hysterical perspective on baseball and on life that can only come from (the parody version of) Mariano Rivera. Mariano will tell you:--Why Red Sox fans are the stupidest people in America--Why his all time saves record is much more important than Derek Jeter's 3,000 hits--Why no one in baseball listens to the pitching coach--Why Edgar Martinez is the worst human being in the worldIt's no surprise that it took the greatest closer ever to inspire the funniest sports book ever. Whether you're a Mariano Rivera fan, a baseball fan, a fan of fish, or just a fan of laughing your stirrups off, you'll love THE RELIEF FISHER!
Author | : George Gipe |
Publisher | : Doubleday Books |
Total Pages | : 658 |
Release | : 1978 |
Genre | : Sports & Recreation |
ISBN | : |
Download The Great American Sports Book Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
On title page: A casual but voluminous look at American spectator sports from the Civil War to the present time.
Author | : Ross Petras |
Publisher | : Main Street Books |
Total Pages | : 242 |
Release | : 1993-03-01 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 0385419287 |
Download The 776 Stupidest Things Ever Said Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
A connoisseur's compendium of Freudian slips, spoonerisms, double-talk, and utter bosh from famous and infamous figures past and present -- a complete course in anti-eloquence by the foot-in-mouth champions of all time.