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The Snark Bible

The Snark Bible
Author:
Publisher: Skyhorse
Total Pages: 263
Release: 2014-09-02
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1632201291

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The lord of snark, Lawrence Dorfman, is back! With this treasury of backhanded compliments, sarcastic insults, and catty comebacks, Dorfman gives us transformative wisdom that’s sure to change your life—or at least induce a light chuckle. One question plagues us all: How do we survive all the Sturm und Drang of everyday life? The answer is but one word: snark. “She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on by a pitchfork.” —Jonathan Swift “Why don’t you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.” —P. G. Wodehouse “He’s a mental midget with the IQ of a fence post.” —Tom Waits “They hardly make ’em like him anymore—but just to be on the safe side, he should be castrated anyway.” —Hunter S. Thompson “He has a Teflon brain . . . nothing sticks” —Lily Tomlin “He has no more backbone than a chocolate éclair.” —Theodore Roosevelt Snark will keep the wolves at bay (or at least out on the porch). Snark, much like a double scotch, will help you deal with relatives, shopping, and rudeness; it is an outlet for the unleashed vitriolic bile that’s saved itself up over the months. Like a shield, it will protect you while you go about your life. Snark is your answer!


The Snark Bible

The Snark Bible
Author: Lawrence Dorfman
Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing
Total Pages: 273
Release: 2014-01-01
Genre: Invective
ISBN: 9781435148574

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"The lord of snark, Lawrence Dorfman, is back! With his treasury of backhanded compliments, sarcastic insults, and catty comebacks, Dorfman gives us transformative wisdom that's sure to change your life--or at least induce a light chuckle,"--front flap of dust jacket.


The Snark Handbook

The Snark Handbook
Author: Lawrence Dorfman
Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing Inc.
Total Pages: 193
Release: 2009-09
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1602397600

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This lively collection provides hours of entertainment and captures the current era of snarky humor--usually at someone else's expense.


The Snark Handbook: Insult Edition

The Snark Handbook: Insult Edition
Author: Lawrence Dorfman
Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing Inc.
Total Pages: 193
Release: 2010-10-13
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1616080590

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The beloved "Snark Handbook" is back in a new edition--making readers smarterand, more importantly, better than everyone else.


The Illustrated Dictionary of Snark

The Illustrated Dictionary of Snark
Author: Lawrence Dorfman
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 352
Release: 2013-09-01
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1628734922

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What do Dorothy Parker, Groucho Marx, H. L. Mencken, Oscar Wilde, Robert Benchley, George Bernard Shaw, Jules Feiffer, Bill Hicks, Bill Maher, Phyllis Diller, Édith Piaf, W. C. Fields, Mark Twain, Voltaire, Charles Bukowski, and countless others have in common? Not a thing, other than each was a brilliantly snarky wit and all are included in this compendium of the original snark handbooks. Hear wit, sarcasm, and offhanded comments from: The Snark Handbook: A Reference Guide to Verbal Sparring The Snark Handbook: Insult Edition The Snark Handbook: Sex Edition Snark! The Herald Angels Sing The Snark Handbook: Politics and Government Edition The Snark Handbook: Clichés Edition The Snark Handbook: Parenting Edition Isn’t that enough!?!? A minor literary success (beloved by both minors and miners), the snark handbooks have cemented their position in the literary world, high atop toilet seats everywhere. Now in one great big edition, this lofty tome promises to fulfill the need to chuckle, guffaw, titter, groan, and belly laugh as readers dip in and out of the great minds in literature, comedy, movies, music, and more. Proceed with caution.


How the Bible Actually Works

How the Bible Actually Works
Author: Peter Enns
Publisher: HarperCollins
Total Pages: 304
Release: 2019-02-19
Genre: Religion
ISBN: 0062686771

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Controversial evangelical Bible scholar, popular blogger and podcast host of The Bible for Normal People, and author of The Bible Tells Me So and The Sin of Certainty explains that the Bible is not an instruction manual or rule book but a powerful learning tool that nurtures our spiritual growth by refusing to provide us with easy answers but instead forces us to acquire wisdom. For many Christians, the Bible is a how-to manual filled with literal truths about belief that must be strictly followed. But the Bible is not static, Peter Enns argues. It does not hold easy answers to the perplexing questions and issues that confront us in our daily lives. Rather, the Bible is a dynamic instrument for study that not only offers an abundance of insights but provokes us to find our own answers to spiritual questions, cultivating God’s wisdom within us. “The Bible becomes a confusing mess when we expect it to function as a rulebook for faith. But when we allow the Bible to determine our expectations, we see that Wisdom, not answers, is the Bible’s true subject matter,” writes Enns. This distinction, he points out, is important because when we come to the Bible expecting it to be a textbook intended by God to give us unwavering certainty about our faith, we are actually creating problems for ourselves. The Bible, in other words, really isn’t the problem; having the wrong expectation is what interferes with our reading. Rather than considering the Bible as an ancient book weighed down with problems, flaws, and contradictions that must be defended by modern readers, Enns offers a vision of the holy scriptures as an inspired and empowering resource to help us better understand how to live as a person of faith today. How the Bible Actually Works makes clear that there is no one right way to read the Bible. Moving us beyond the damaging idea that “being right” is the most important measure of faith, Enns’s freeing approach to Bible study helps us to instead focus on pursuing enlightenment and building our relationship with God—which is exactly what the Bible was designed to do.


Experiencing the Passion of Christ

Experiencing the Passion of Christ
Author: John MacArthur
Publisher: Harperchristian Resources
Total Pages: 148
Release: 2004
Genre: Religion
ISBN: 9781418500009

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Experiencing the Passion of Christ will give you a front-row seat as Christ's life unfolds. You will be placed on the scene, confronted up close with the painful events of the cross, but you will also see the majestic glory found in 'the rest of the story.


Daily Thoughts on Bible Characters

Daily Thoughts on Bible Characters
Author: Harry Foster
Publisher:
Total Pages: 183
Release: 1971-01-01
Genre: Bible
ISBN: 9780875081960

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Bible

Bible
Author: Gordon Campbell
Publisher: Oxford University Press
Total Pages: 369
Release: 2010-10-28
Genre: Bibles
ISBN: 0199557594

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Illustrated with reproductions from early editions of the King James Bible, Bible: The Story of the King James Version offers an authoritative history of this renowned translation, ranging from the Bible's inception to the present day. --from publisher description.


Donkeys and Kings

Donkeys and Kings
Author: Tripp York
Publisher: Wipf and Stock Publishers
Total Pages: 80
Release: 2010-01-04
Genre: Religion
ISBN: 1725245140

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What do talking donkeys, fasting lions, and wolves playing with sheep have in common? They are all found in the Bible. Author Tripp York and illustrator Zak Upright bring to life eight different stories about animals as discovered in Scripture. York spins a different account on these stories (such as the flood, Jonah, as well as Daniel and the lion's den), by attempting to imagine what it might mean to understand these narratives from the perspective of the animals. Though the short stories in this collection are written for children, adults will take much from them as they attempt to provoke the readers to new ways of understanding some of the most popular stories in the Bible.