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Author | : Brandon Christopher |
Publisher | : Greenleaf Book Group |
Total Pages | : 230 |
Release | : 2015-02-19 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 0990573214 |
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From the porn magazine to the moving truck to the dark sewers of California, Brandon Christopher’s journey in the American job market is not only absurd, but also full of wit and profound observations. He steps out from behind the driver’s wheel, the cash register, and the office desk to record the lighter and darker sides of humanity in the workplace. Christopher’s tale makes even the most mundane job seem fascinating and the most exciting career appear hum-drum and hollow. The Job Pirate strips off the façade of the average employee to see what is hidden underneath: “That new employee that you see hanging his vintage blazer onto the backrest of his swivel chair is me. My cubicle is right next to yours. I don’t say much, I dine alone, I drink a lot of coffee, and I know my legal right to two cigarettes in an 8-hour workday. And yes, you were right, I’m not really the Marketing Strategist that I told the boss I was. But I’m sitting here in this cubicle, and the resume that got me this job is in my attaché case right beside me. It clearly states that I have more than enough experience to run this company’s entire advertising department and I’ll be here between three weeks and a year, so you better get used to the idea.” Often hilarious and sometimes profound, Christopher’s stories take us through the offices, department stores and kiosks of the West Coast. We ride along with him as he chauffeurs the famous, the dead and sometimes just their furniture. Christopher gives us an irreverent inside glimpse into the work life of the people we see everyday. Even though at times he exhibits moral ambiguity, we find ourselves rooting for him against all the odds because we can see our own struggles in his attempts to acclimate. We can all relate to this story of selling our soul to the company store and then buying it back for pennies on the dollar, just to have that one more day of freedom.
Author | : Jonny Duddle |
Publisher | : Templar Publishing |
Total Pages | : 44 |
Release | : 2017-02-08 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 1783703326 |
Download The Pirates Next Door Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
The Jolley-Rogers - a pirate family, are moving to Dull-on-Sea, a quiet seaside town. Stopping to fix up their ship, this unusual family get the whole neighbourhood spreading rumours. Defying the grown-ups, Matilda from next door decides to become friends with the youngest pirate son. When the Jolley-Rogers leave, the town discovers they were wrong to assume the worst - the pirate clan have buried treasure in everyone's gardens (shown in a stunning double-gatefold). Matilda feels sad until she discovers her own treasure - an incredibly exciting new pen friend.
Author | : Danna Smith |
Publisher | : Houghton Mifflin Harcourt |
Total Pages | : 45 |
Release | : 2011 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 0547575319 |
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Two brothers use their imaginations to turn their surroundings--from a white bandana and yellow coins to a red blanket and even their baby sister--into a colorful pirate adventure before naptime. Full color.
Author | : Melinda Long |
Publisher | : Houghton Mifflin Harcourt |
Total Pages | : 48 |
Release | : 2003 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 9780152018481 |
Download How I Became a Pirate Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
"Pirates have green teeth when they have any teeth at all. I know about pirates, because one day, when I was at the beach building a sand castle and minding my own business, a pirate ship sailed into view."So proclaims Jeremy Jacob, a boy who joins Captain Braid Beard and his crew in this witty look at the finer points of pirate life by the Caldecott Honor winning illustrator David Shannon and the storyteller Melinda Long. Jeremy learns how to say scurvy dog, sing sea chanteys, and throw food . . . but he also learns that there are no books or good night kisses on board: Pirates don t tuck. A swashbuckling adventure with fantastically silly, richly textured illustrations that suit the story to a T. "
Author | : Brandon Christopher |
Publisher | : CreateSpace |
Total Pages | : 496 |
Release | : 2013-09-13 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9781493569359 |
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From the porn magazine to the moving truck to the dark sewers of California, Brandon Christopher's journey in the American job market is not only absurd, but also full of wit and profound observations. He steps out from behind the driver's wheel, the cash register, and the office desk to record the lighter and darker sides of humanity in the workplace. Christopher's tale makes even the most mundane job seem fascinating and the most exciting career appear hum-drum and hollow. The Job Pirate strips off the façade of the average employee to see what is hidden underneath.
Author | : John Malam |
Publisher | : National Geographic Books |
Total Pages | : 36 |
Release | : 2008-10 |
Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | : 9781426302831 |
Download How to Be a Pirate Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Describes the daily life of eighteenth-century pirates in a humorous "how to" format, covering a pirate's required skills, ship, flag, clothing, food and drink, pastimes, punishments, and duties during a raid
Author | : Jan Adkins |
Publisher | : Macmillan |
Total Pages | : 36 |
Release | : 2006-06-13 |
Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | : 9781596431829 |
Download What If You Met A Pirate? Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
The boobk covers the world of Pirates: ships and seafaring, maps, weapons, larger than life characters and larger than life stories are vividly presented.
Author | : Sam Conniff Allende |
Publisher | : Penguin UK |
Total Pages | : 355 |
Release | : 2018-05-03 |
Genre | : Business & Economics |
ISBN | : 0241981115 |
Download Be More Pirate Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Whatever your ambitions, ideas and challenges, this book will revolutionize the way you live, think and work today, and tomorrow. Pirates didn't just break the rules, they rewrote them. They didn't just reject society, they reinvented it. Pirates didn't just challenge the status-quo, they changed everyfuckingthing. Pirates faced a self-interested establishment, a broken system, industrial scale disruption and an uncertain future. Sound familiar? Pirates stood for MISCHIEF, PURPOSE and POWER. And you can too. In Be More Pirate, Sam Conniff Allende unveils the innovative strategies of Golden Age pirates, drawing parallels between the tactics and teachings of legends like Henry Morgan and Blackbeard with modern rebels, like Elon Musk, Malala and Banksy. Featuring takeaway sections and a guide to build you own pirate code 2.0, Be More Pirate will show you how to leave your mark on the 21st century. So what are you waiting for? Join the rebellion now. ----- 'Unique...reminds me of the fun we've had with our airlines' - Sir Richard Branson 'Totally compelling' Ed Miliband 'I'd rather be a pirate than join the navy' Steve Jobs 'A model for how to break the system and create radical change' Evening Standard 'Be More Pirate feels so important as it looks to history to help us grip the future' Martha Lane Fox 'This isn't a book, it's the beginning of a movement. Be More Pirate should come with a health warning' Tom Goodwin, author of Digital Darwinism
Author | : Matthew McElligott |
Publisher | : Bloomsbury Publishing USA |
Total Pages | : 40 |
Release | : 2007-08-21 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 080279632X |
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When the Pirate Council tells Backbeard that he must stop wearing colorful clothing and look more fearsome, he decides to quit being a pirate and get a job on shore, if only he can find work that matches his particular skills.
Author | : Douglas Botting |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 200 |
Release | : 1978 |
Genre | : History |
ISBN | : |
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Discusses the lives and deeds of Henry Every, Stede Bonnet, John Rackam, Blackbeard, Captain Kidd, and other pirates.