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Author | : M. Prefontaine |
Publisher | : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
Total Pages | : 140 |
Release | : 2016-06-06 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9781533635686 |
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A fine quotation is a diamond in the hand of a man of wit and a pebble in the hand of a fool. Joseph Roux This is a collection of the funniest quotes culled by the author from the thousands that are out there to save the reader the trouble of perusing the multitude of mediocre to find the best. This is a book which you can just pick up anytime and carry on where you left off last time. It is for those who want to pep up a speech, a presentation or an email and for those who just want to sit at home and enjoy the best humorous quotations for their own amusement. In the author's view the best humorous quotations are often those which contain an essence of truth viewed from an unexpected and quirky angle unseen previously.
Author | : Dick Enberg |
Publisher | : Andrews McMeel Publishing |
Total Pages | : 260 |
Release | : 2000-10 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9780740709968 |
Download Dick Enberg's Humorous Quotes for All Occasions Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Pearls of wisdom and downright funny lines are bountiful in Dick Enberg's Humorous Quotes for All Occasions. Public speaking tops the list of things people fear most--above fear of snakes, falling, or even death. But Dick Enberg has the antidote. With 28 general subjects to choose from, you're bound to find just the right line to loosen your tongue and break the ice on any occasion. As baby boomers increasingly are faced with occasion for public speaking--graduations, weddings, retirement parties, anniversaries of all sorts--Dick Enberg's book will no doubt become the book of choice. Laced with humorous personal anecdotes about Enberg's own public speaking experiences throughout the years, the book is both an entertaining read and a resource of humorous material for specific occasions. It also includes technical tips on how to quickly and efficiently put together a successful humorous talk. Dick Enberg's Humorous Quotes for All Occasions will pave the way toward making the speaker and his or her audience perfectly at ease and ready for a good time.
Author | : M. Prefontaine |
Publisher | : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
Total Pages | : 442 |
Release | : 2015-10-19 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9781517675172 |
Download The Big Book of Quotes Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
The Big Book of Quotes is a collection of over 3,500 quotations from some of the greatest minds that ever existed. This is a book which you can just pick up anytime and carry on where you left off last time. It is for those who want to pep up a speech, a presentation or an email and for those who just want to jump start their brains with thought provoking or amusing quotations. The essence of the best quotes are that they express a truth or an insight in a short and often amusing way. Thoughts expressed succinctly have tremendous power. They can inspire and motivate, they can get a message across and they can provide insight. I hope this book will prove useful, amusing and the quotes will resonate with you.
Author | : Bob Phillips |
Publisher | : Tyndale House Publishers, Inc. |
Total Pages | : 372 |
Release | : 1993 |
Genre | : Quotations, English |
ISBN | : 9780842350358 |
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A stupendous collection of quotes, quips, epigrams, witticisms, and humorous comments. For personal enjoyment and ready reference.
Author | : Jim Kraus |
Publisher | : Baker Books |
Total Pages | : 224 |
Release | : 2012 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 0800720865 |
Download The Laugh-a-Day Book of Bloopers, Quotes & Good Clean Jokes Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
A 365-day humor collection: each day includes a joke, a wacky church bulletin blooper, and a humorous quote.
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Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages | : 301 |
Release | : 2011-08-16 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1569759944 |
Download The 2,320 Funniest Quotes Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Presenting the best of the best from AllGreatQuotes.com, this uproarious volume features gems on every topic, from sex and money to spouses and politics. From the witty quips of Mark Twain to the unintentionally hilarious gaffs of today’s celebrities, this collection of snappy quotes puts readers in hysterics. This uproarious volume has clever gems on every topic imaginable. It ranges from Oscar Wilde’s devious perspective on people (“Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.”) to Socrates’ ironic advice on marriage (“By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.”) to Julia Roberts’ view on keeping it real (“Your face tells a story—and it shouldn’t be a story about your drive to the doctor’s office.”). The 2,320 FunniestQuotes is perfect for readers who want a cocktail party wisecrack, Facebook wall post, or witty retort, or who are just looking for a reason to smile. Laugh until you cry with such words of wisdom as . . . God gave man a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time. —Robin Williams Money can’t buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. —Spike Milligan Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. —Oscar Wilde The answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV! —Homer Simpson When I eventually met Mr. Right, I had no idea that his first name was “Always.” —Rita Rudner Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. —George Burns
Author | : Ned Vizzini |
Publisher | : Disney Electronic Content |
Total Pages | : 452 |
Release | : 2010-09-25 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 1423141083 |
Download It's Kind of a Funny Story Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Like many ambitious New York City teenagers, Craig Gilner sees entry into Manhattan's Executive Pre-Professional High School as the ticket to his future. Determined to succeed at life—which means getting into the right high school to get into the right college to get the right job—Craig studies night and day to ace the entrance exam, and does. That's when things start to get crazy. At his new school, Craig realizes that he isn't brilliant compared to the other kids; he's just average, and maybe not even that. He soon sees his once-perfect future crumbling away.
Author | : Malcolm Kushner |
Publisher | : Little Quote Books |
Total Pages | : 148 |
Release | : 2011 |
Genre | : American wit and humor |
ISBN | : 9780578086439 |
Download The Little Book of Humorous Quotes Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Award Winner in the Humor category of The USA "Best Books 2011" Awards, sponsored by USA Book News. Funny, facetious, droll, amusing, jocular, whimsical, silly, witty, hilarious, hysterical, and thought-provoking, The Little Book of Humorous Quotes is the perfect mental supplement in today's stressed-out world. Is your mind on information overload? Give yourself a break-and a laugh. This humorous collection is organized to provide laughter every day, year in and year out, to yourself and anyone you speak to. Quote it. Note It. Promote it. Or devote it. The book shares 365 exceptionally entertaining quotes from more than 100 authors- everyone from classic humorists such as Oscar Wilde, Mark Twain and George Bernard Shaw to modern wits like Woody Allen, Erma Bombeck and Phyllis Diller. These quotes put the "fun" in funny. If you believe that laughter is the best medicine, just take one book and call me in the morning.
Author | : |
Publisher | : McGraw Hill Professional |
Total Pages | : 368 |
Release | : 1993-09 |
Genre | : Business & Economics |
ISBN | : 9780809236817 |
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The creative arts. Literature. Drama film. Music. The media. Education.
Author | : M. Prefontaine |
Publisher | : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
Total Pages | : 120 |
Release | : 2016-04-01 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9781530848065 |
Download The Book of Funny Sports Quotes Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
This is a book of sports quotations from a huge range of sports for those who love sports and all that goes with it. From American Football to the best and funniest quotes from wrestling they are all in this book. There are amusing observations, outrageous insults and the exquisitely stupid comments that are all an integral part of the sports that we love to play. These quotes provide a wealth of humorous comments which embroider and enrich the playing and watching of sports bringing additional dimensions to the game. This collection brings together the favorite quotes of the author from a range of sports. Some selections are current while many are from famous sportsmen and commentators of the past. I hope that every sports fan, whatever their favorite sport, will enjoy this collection.