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Author | : Alec Bromcie |
Publisher | : Penguin |
Total Pages | : 160 |
Release | : 2011-10-13 |
Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | : 110154757X |
Download The Complete Book of Farts Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
From the publisher of the bestselling "Gross" series comes our grossest book yet! flat•u•lence (flach-u-lens) n. Female: an embarrassing by-product of digestion Male: an endless source of entertainment, self-expression, and male bonding Since the dawn of time, farting has been with us in all its rich and varied guises. Every nation in the world has developed its own ripe and extensive vocabulary to express the function of farting. Qui a pété? (Who's farted?) the French would ask, while the Chinese have to Fon Pei Ha, the Germans furzen, and the Swedes to fisa. Farting is a universal fascination, and every generation of boys and young men seem to revel in all things farting. For everyone fascinated with farts (and you know who you are!) comes The Complete Book of Farts. Filled with hilarious, real-life experiences and stories (and a lot of nitrogen, oxygen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen, and methane), this is the perfect companion for all those who fart, and those who don't (or won't admit it). Now, in a single volume, readers will discover: history's greatest farters; recipes for fantastic farts; farting etiquette; farting vocabulary for world travelers; funniest farting jokes, limericks, and quips; true farting confessions; and much more! No other book on farting gives us as much information and hilarity as this year's best gift for every boy (of all ages!) in your life. While there might be other farting-book imitators, only The Complete Book of Farts is the ultimate guide to all things gaseous!
Author | : James Carlisle |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 102 |
Release | : 2016-11-21 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9781684182015 |
Download The Big Book of Farts Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
This wonderfully quirky, laugh out loud book is the PERFECT GIFT for FART lovers of all ages.
Author | : Marty Kelley |
Publisher | : Union Square & Co. |
Total Pages | : 31 |
Release | : 2020-02-28 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 1454941480 |
Download Almost Everybody Farts Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN’T fart? With sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject that’s sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she’s fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again. “A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot.” —Kirkus Reviews (Starred review)
Author | : Zoe Foster Blake |
Publisher | : Penguin |
Total Pages | : 32 |
Release | : 2020-01-14 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 1524791903 |
Download No One Likes a Fart Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.
Author | : Jane Bexley |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 38 |
Release | : 2020-11-24 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : |
Download Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Great Valentine's Day gift! Poor Harvey, he's just a little heart with too many farts and it's driving away his friends! Will he ever find someone who can love him the way he is? Get ready to giggle your way through this rhyming tale of silly toot situations and friendship. This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, and bum. Grab this new release in time for Valentines Day! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious and heart-felt story told through tooting Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for kids (and kids at heart)
Author | : Igloo Books |
Publisher | : Igloo Books |
Total Pages | : 0 |
Release | : 2018-12-04 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9781499882216 |
Download A Guide To Farts Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Ever fallen foul of a fart fail? Whether you've been caught downwind of a smelly breeze, or released a dub with more squeak than stink, this book contains all the guidance you need to let one rip like a pro. Learn how to identify each whiff and become an expet in fart execution with this illustrated guide to the most disgusting farts of all time, complete with tremendous trump sounds to help you achieve maximum devastation.
Author | : Crai S. Bower |
Publisher | : Chronicle Books |
Total Pages | : 0 |
Release | : 2008-10-29 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9780811866095 |
Download Farts: A Spotter's Guide Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Sure, everyone does it; but everyone tries to hide it a little differently. Farts: A Spotter's Guide will help you pinpoint he (or she) who dealt it every time. This hilarious book identifies the habitat, range, voice, and "field marks" of tencommon wind breakers, from the gentle hiss of the Silent-but-Deadly to the rip-roaring flatulation of the Seismic Blast. The attached battery powered fart machine reproduces each emanation in accurate sound. Grossly hip illustrations by the Fudge Factory'syes, you read that rightTravis Millard depict the offenders and offendees in brilliant detail. Printed on durable card stock, this is pure, unbridled entertainment for the giggling child in all of us. Let 'er rip!
Author | : H. W. Smeldit |
Publisher | : Chronicle Books |
Total Pages | : 0 |
Release | : 2012-01-25 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 9781452106311 |
Download Farts in the Wild Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
From tiny bubble-popping goldfish toots to thunderously loud elephant gas, learn how to spot the funniest (and smelliest) farts in the animal kingdom! Hilarious tidbits identify the odor, range, frequency, and aftereffects of ten different types of gassy expulsions, while the attached battery-powered fart machine reproduces each emanation with astounding accuracy. This is pure, unbridled entertainment for the giggling child in all of us. Let 'er rip!
Author | : Shinta Chō |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 0 |
Release | : 2001 |
Genre | : Flatulence |
ISBN | : 9781929132157 |
Download The Gas We Pass Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Helping young children know how their bodies function and how and why gas is produced and eliminated, this book is presented with humor that's appealing to children and adults alike. (Baby/Preschool)
Author | : Alec Bromcie |
Publisher | : Andrews McMeel Pub |
Total Pages | : 95 |
Release | : 2002 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9780740727139 |
Download The Little Book of Farting Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
From the very first page, The Little Book of Farting proves that flatulence can be funny-and downright fascinating! For instance, did you know that the average man releases enough flatus in a day to blow up a small balloon' Or that farts can travel up to 50 feet and have been recorded to linger for up to 20 minutes' Did you know that vegetarians fart more than meat eaters' This little book is positively bursting with such fun facts, as well as farting etiquette tips, helpful translations for foreign farting, funny fart jokes and quotes, and a list of more than 75 euphemisms for cutting the cheese! No wonder it's sold nearly 100,000 copies in the U.K. in less than two years. The Little Book of Farting is a story that demands to be heard!If the littlest room in the house is your favorite place to be, then The Little Toilet Book will have you pinned to your seat to the very last page. Packed full of histories, jokes, poems, and even a helpful list of global toilet slang (Anyone need to use the Jakes, the boghouse, the throne, or the thunderbox'), this fascinating little volume manages to be engrossing without being gross. Sure to be a number-two best-seller!