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The Cat That Shat

The Cat That Shat
Author: Brad Gosse
Publisher:
Total Pages: 36
Release: 2020-12-16
Genre:
ISBN:

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There once was a cat.... That always shat. He shat on this. He shat on that. He shat on your brothers baseball bat. He shat on a rat. He shat on a mat. He shat on the desk of a lazy bureaucrat. He shat on a hat. He shat on a gnat. He shat on a man while he screamed.... Bumbaclat!. Wherever he went he left behind shat. He often shat wherever you sat. He even Shat. On the tail of a cat. One time he shat. On a jar of pork fat. Use a toilet? No! Said the cat. I'm a lazy cat. Who likes to lay flat. Your job is simple. To clean up my shat.


The Cat in the Hat

The Cat in the Hat
Author: Dr. Seuss
Publisher:
Total Pages:
Release: 2010
Genre: Children's poetry
ISBN: 9780007908233

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What Shat That?

What Shat That?
Author: Matt Pagett
Publisher: Random House Digital, Inc.
Total Pages: 122
Release: 2007
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781580088855

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With lots of interesting facts about scat, this book is both humorous and informative.


The Cat who Walks Through Walls

The Cat who Walks Through Walls
Author: Robert Anson Heinlein
Publisher:
Total Pages: 373
Release: 1986
Genre:
ISBN: 9780450061493

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Science fiction-roman.


The Cat Sat on the Mat

The Cat Sat on the Mat
Author: Fiona Manlove
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2011-05
Genre: Cats
ISBN: 9781857143737

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The cat sat on the mat... and the mat moved! Find out what happens when the cat sits on a magic carpet.


On Beyond Bugs! All About Insects

On Beyond Bugs! All About Insects
Author: Tish Rabe
Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers
Total Pages: 24
Release: 2019-06-18
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 0593126491

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Laugh and learn with fun facts about butterflies, ants, bees, and more—all told in Dr. Seuss’s beloved rhyming style and starring The Cat in the Hat! “I’m the Cat in the Hat, and I’m glad that I found you. Right now, if you look, you’ll see insects around you.” The Cat in the Hat’s Learning Library series combines beloved characters, engaging rhymes, and Seussian illustrations to introduce children to non-fiction topics from the real world! In this journey into the world of insects, readers will learn: • how ants can lift things ten times their weight • how bees communicate by dancing • why flies buzz • and much more! Perfect for story time and for the youngest readers, On Beyond Bugs! also includes an index, glossary, and suggestions for further learning. Look for more books in the Cat in the Hat’s Learning Library series! Cows Can Moo! Can You? All About Farms Hark! A Shark! All About Sharks If I Ran the Dog Show: All About Dogs Oh Say Can You Say Di-no-saur? All About Dinosaurs One Vote Two Votes I Vote You Vote There’s No Place Like Space: All About Our Solar System Who Hatches the Egg? All About Eggs Why Oh Why Are Deserts Dry? All About Deserts Wish for a Fish: All About Sea Creatures


Bathroom Poetry

Bathroom Poetry
Author: T.A. Dieringer
Publisher: AuthorHouse
Total Pages: 117
Release: 2015-01-20
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1496962133

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This book is not about poetry; it is simply a book to read while one relieves him or herself in the latrine, bathroom, head, or toilet, while taking a crap, dropping a stool, pinching a loaf, dropping the kids off at the lake, I could go on, but I am sure you get the picture. There are quotes from the stalls of many bathroom walls found all over the world. Now since I am male, I did not have a chance to visit many, if any, female bathrooms (sorry, ladies), so I do not have many quotes from said places. Some subject material may be offensive. Please read with cautious trepidation. Some are personal quotes, things that pop into my brain at any given moment. Sometimes these thoughts are followed by bouts of laughter that cause people that are standing near me to think that I am strange. They usually react by walking away fast. But I decided to add these thoughts to Bathroom Poetry anyways. Some quotes are famous and semifamous quotes. Some are unknown author quotes. Many of the quotes were found on the stalls of bathrooms from all over the globe. I have collected many quotes from memory during my travels around the world while serving twenty-one years in the United States Navy. This book is meant for entertainment value only. Any words of wisdom gleaned while reading this book is pure shit-house luck.


Simon's Cat

Simon's Cat
Author: Simon Tofield
Publisher: Grand Central Publishing
Total Pages: 425
Release: 2009-12-08
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0446571709

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Simon Tofield's animations have taken YouTube by storm. Now, the feline Internet phenomenon makes his way onto the page in this first-ever book based on the popular animated series. Simon's Cat depicts and exaggerates the hilarious relationship between a man and his cat. The daily escapades of this adorable pet, which always involve demanding more food, and his exasperated but doting owner come to life through Tofield's charming and hilarious illustrations.


The Fat Cat Shat!

The Fat Cat Shat!
Author: Julia M. Busch
Publisher: Anti-Aging Press Incorporated
Total Pages: 124
Release: 1995-01-01
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9780963290779

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From "THE FAT CAT SHAT IN A FAMOUS DOCTOR'S HAT" to "HAIRY" the Yorkie "WHOSE TASTES ARE A BIT 'QUORKIE'" & "OTHER TALES FROM THE CRAPT," this expertly illustrated collection of LITTER-ICKS, one- liners, & LITTER-AL REFERENCES scrapes THE BOTTOM OF THE LITTERBOX FOR EVERY SALIENT HUMOROUS MORSEL. An Exquisitely drawn Masterpiece of CAT-SCATT-ology! GREAT FUN from the NEW COLLECTION OF "HIGH IMPACT GIFTBOOKS" by Anti-Aging Press. GIFT BOOKS YOU'LL NEVER FORGET EVEN IF YOU WANT TO! Available NOW!! POWER COLOR!! Julia Busch. GREAT PARTY FUN! 12 easy questions REVEAL COLOR-ENERGY PERSONALITY & BEST BETS IN ROMANCE, FRIENDSHIPS & BUSINESS. "Amazingly accurate," - NAPRA TJ. Kosmic Kurrents (imprint). ISBN 0-9632907-1-1. 256p. $14.95. (See Title Index). TREAT YOUR FACE LIKE A SALAD! Julia Busch. FEATURED ALTERNATE - DOUBLEDAY HEALTH BOOK CLUB. 256p. illus. index. bibliog. ISBN 0-9632907-8-9. $14.95. POSITIVELY YOUNG! Julia Busch. GAMES: LIVE, LOVE, LAUGH, RELEASE STRESS. Excerpted: InnerSelf magazine; Going Bonkers. "Ten smile rating," - NAPRA TJ. 2:00 audio ISBN 0-9632907-3-8. $24.95. 144p. illus. index. ISBN 0-9632907-2-X. $9.95. FACELIFT NATURALLY! For Men, Women. Really Works! Featured: Longevity magazine, Globe, Chicago Tribune... 128p. illus. index. ISBN 0-9632907-9-7. $14.95. Kit: ISBN 0-9632907-6-2. $59.98. Ordering: LPC, New Leaf, B&T, Quality, Unique, Brodart, FREE CATALOG: Anti-Aging Press, 305-661- 2802; FAX 305-661-4123.


Was the Cat in the Hat Black?

Was the Cat in the Hat Black?
Author: Philip Nel
Publisher: Oxford University Press
Total Pages: 289
Release: 2017-07-06
Genre: Literary Criticism
ISBN: 0190635088

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Racism is resilient, duplicitous, and endlessly adaptable, so it is no surprise that America is again in a period of civil rights activism. A significant reason racism endures is because it is structural: it's embedded in culture and in institutions. One of the places that racism hides-and thus perhaps the best place to oppose it-is books for young people. Was the Cat in the Hat Black? presents five serious critiques of the history and current state of children's literature tempestuous relationship with both implicit and explicit forms of racism. The book fearlessly examines topics both vivid-such as The Cat in the Hat's roots in blackface minstrelsy-and more opaque, like how the children's book industry can perpetuate structural racism via whitewashed covers even while making efforts to increase diversity. Rooted in research yet written with a lively, crackling touch, Nel delves into years of literary criticism and recent sociological data in order to show a better way forward. Though much of what is proposed here could be endlessly argued, the knowledge that what we learn in childhood imparts both subtle and explicit lessons about whose lives matter is not debatable. The text concludes with a short and stark proposal of actions everyone-reader, author, publisher, scholar, citizen- can take to fight the biases and prejudices that infect children's literature. While Was the Cat in the Hat Black? does not assume it has all the answers to such a deeply systemic problem, its audacity should stimulate discussion and activism.