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The Cat on the Mat Is Flat

The Cat on the Mat Is Flat
Author: Andy Griffiths
Publisher: Feiwel & Friends
Total Pages: 178
Release: 2009-09-01
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1466802715

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From the New York Times bestselling author of The Day My Butt Went Psycho!, comes a collection of ten slimy, rhymey, easy-to-read Dr. Seuss-style short stories. Muck! Uck! Yuck! It is just bad luck When the truck of a duck Gets stuck in the muck? Wacky rhymes that won't bore! All of this and so much more; What are you waiting for? With silly rhymes, sound effects, and hilarious art on every page, Andy Griffiths and illustrator Terry Denton capture slapstick physical comedy in a book so easy to read that early elementary school students can read it themselves!


The Cat, the Rat, and the Baseball Bat (My Readers Level 1)

The Cat, the Rat, and the Baseball Bat (My Readers Level 1)
Author: Andy Griffiths
Publisher: Macmillan
Total Pages: 38
Release: 2013-05-21
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 125002773X

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"What happens when a cat meets a rat with a baseball bat?"--P. [4] of cover.


The Fat Cat Sat on the Mat

The Fat Cat Sat on the Mat
Author: Nurit Karlin
Publisher: HarperCollins
Total Pages: 34
Release: 2011-05-31
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0062009141

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This funny rhyming story starring a big orange tabby cat helps kids learn to read! Fat Cat Sat on the Mat is a proven winner—welcome at home or in the classroom—as it makes kids laugh. The fat cat sat on the mat. "Get off!" said the rat. But the fat cat just sat. Will the rat get the fat cat off the mat? Enjoy reading this silly story aloud for maximum effect! Find out if rat can get cat off the mat in this funny, phonetic Level One I Can Read that's perfect for kids learning to sound out words and sentences. With repeating sounds and words, beginning readers will grow their reading confidence as they laugh about the cat and the rat and their sibling-style squabble.


Bathe the Cat

Bathe the Cat
Author: Alice B. McGinty
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Total Pages: 50
Release: 2022-02-08
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1452169195

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Bathe the floor? Sweep the dishes? This riotous romp of a picture book follows a frantic family as they try to get some chores done—with no help from the family cat, who keeps scrambling the list of chores with hilarious effects. Get ready for a rollicking read-aloud with a truly purrfect ending. It's cleaning day, but the family cat will do anything to avoid getting a bath. So instead of mopping the floor or feeding the fish, the family is soon busy rocking the rug, vacuuming the lawn, and sweeping the dishes. Bouncy rhyme carries the story headlong into the growing hilarity, until finally Dad restores some kind of order—but will the cat avoid getting his whiskers wet? HILARIOUS READ-ALOUD: Word scrambles are a delight in this silly rhyming picture book! Kids will love the accessible rhyming text, and emerging readers will be able to anticipate words after repeated reads, making for an engaging and interactive read-aloud experience. CATNIP FOR CAT LOVERS: This sweet and sneaky feline will do anything to get out of having a bath! Ample cat antics and scenes of increasing mischief (and increasing chaos!) will tickle young readers and entice parents—particularly those with a furry feline member of their own households. TWO DADS LEAD THE WAY: Dad and Papa are the heads of this large and loving biracial family, mirroring illustrator David Robert's own orientation and providing picture book readers with a positive depiction of LGBTQ+ characters in a fun and funny family story. WINNING AUTHOR-ILLUSTRATOR TEAM: Alice McGinty is a prolific author of books for children, and David Roberts is well-known for his work on the popular Questioneers series. Together, their upbeat text and energetic art with pops of neon color make for a standout picture book, just right for gifting and enjoying together at storytime. Perfect for: • Parents • Gift-givers • Cat lovers


Ed and Ted and Ted's Dog Fred

Ed and Ted and Ted's Dog Fred
Author: Andy Griffiths
Publisher: Square Fish
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2014-05-20
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1466872985

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Ed is a friend of Ted. Ted has a dog named Fred. Fred does not like Ed. When Fred bites Ed's head, animosity is spread! This laugh-out-loud story from the popular and hilarious collection The Cat on the Mat Is Flat is now adapted as a stand-alone for beginning readers.


Killer Koalas from Outer Space and Lots of Other Very Bad Stuff that Will Make Your Brain Explode!

Killer Koalas from Outer Space and Lots of Other Very Bad Stuff that Will Make Your Brain Explode!
Author: Andy Griffiths
Publisher: Feiwel & Friends
Total Pages: 178
Release: 2011-10-11
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 146682767X

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Surprise, absurdity, and laugh-out-loud humor are the hallmarks of award-winning, New York Times-bestselling author Andy Griffiths's books for kids--and this time, he has a few bad things on his mind... Following in the footsteps of The Cat on the Mat is Flat and The Big Fat Cow That Goes Kapow, Andy Griffiths turns the silliness up a few notches in this collection of stories for 8-to-12-year-olds featuring a vast array of very ridiculous and very bad things: zombie kittens, rocket-stealing ants, and of course, killer koalas from outer space! This very silly book filled with very bad things will make even very reluctant readers laugh very, very hard--maybe until their brains explode! * "Hilarious collection of rude, lewd and crude poems, jokes and cautionary tales." —Kirkus Reviews, Starred Review


The Cat That Shat

The Cat That Shat
Author: Brad Gosse
Publisher:
Total Pages: 36
Release: 2020-12-16
Genre:
ISBN:

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There once was a cat.... That always shat. He shat on this. He shat on that. He shat on your brothers baseball bat. He shat on a rat. He shat on a mat. He shat on the desk of a lazy bureaucrat. He shat on a hat. He shat on a gnat. He shat on a man while he screamed.... Bumbaclat!. Wherever he went he left behind shat. He often shat wherever you sat. He even Shat. On the tail of a cat. One time he shat. On a jar of pork fat. Use a toilet? No! Said the cat. I'm a lazy cat. Who likes to lay flat. Your job is simple. To clean up my shat.


What Body Part Is That?

What Body Part Is That?
Author: Andy Griffiths
Publisher: Feiwel & Friends
Total Pages: 194
Release: 2012-11-13
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1466827599

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In its 68 fully illustrated, 99.9% fact-free chapters, What Body Part Is That? will explain everything you ever needed to know about your body without the boring technical jargon and scientific accuracy that normally clog up the pages of books of this type. Never again will you be stuck for an answer when somebody comes up to you, points at a part of your body and demands to know, "What body part is that?" That is all there is to know about this book.


The Cat Sat on the Mat

The Cat Sat on the Mat
Author: Fiona Manlove
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2011-05
Genre: Cats
ISBN: 9781857143737

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The cat sat on the mat... and the mat moved! Find out what happens when the cat sits on a magic carpet.


The Day My Butt Went Psycho!

The Day My Butt Went Psycho!
Author: Andy Griffiths
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
Total Pages: 228
Release: 2016-11-29
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0545347572

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A young boy embarks on an epic journey across the land to reclaim his runaway butt in this hilarious beginning to a bestselling trilogy. Zack Freeman is ready to tell his story . . . the story of a brave young boy and his crazy runaway butt. The story of a crack butt-fighting unit called the B-team, a legendary Butt Hunter’s formidable daughter, and some of the ugliest and meanest butts ever to roam the face of the Earth. A story of endurance that takes Zack on an epic journey across the Great Windy Desert, through the Brown Forest, and over the Sea of Butts before descending into the heart of an explosive buttcano to confront the biggest, ugliest, and meanest butt of them all! Praise for The Day My Butt Went Psycho “Griffith’s fun gross-out adventure novel follows Zack Freeman, who awakens to see his rear end leaping out the window to lead a bum rally . . . Young readers will likely get a kick out of it all (there’s even a glossary included).” —Publishers Weekly