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Author | : Editors of Portable Press |
Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages | : 90 |
Release | : 2016-05-01 |
Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | : 1626866139 |
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Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!
Author | : Kuldeep Saluja |
Publisher | : Diamond Pocket Books Pvt Ltd |
Total Pages | : 142 |
Release | : 2014-10-29 |
Genre | : Humor |
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Download The Unofficial Joke Book of Canada Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Welcome to the world of Billoo Badshah, the Badshah of Laughter. Billoo Badshah, a series compiliation of best jokes of the world, is for laughter moments, for love moments, for high moments, for lonely moments, for funny moments, for friendly moments, for happy moments and for all the moments. Be happy and cheerful with this book full of abudant joy, laughter and satire.
Author | : Stella Partheniou Grasso |
Publisher | : Scholastic Canada |
Total Pages | : 386 |
Release | : 2017-04-25 |
Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | : 1443128864 |
Download Laugh Out Loud Canadian Jokes Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
What's funny about Canada? Everything! From moose-quitoes to hambonis, slime ministers to Drain Gretzky, this book features hundreds of hilarious -- and downright punny -- Canadian jokes. How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan? Take away their little brooms. Where did the zombie go on vacation? Deadmonton. How does a Timbit get around in winter? On doughshoes. Why do Toronto's players always think they're going to win the Stanley Cup? Because they beLeaf in themselves! Originally published as four separate joke books, this mega-edition -- complete with hysterical illustrations -- will keep readers rolling on the floor laughing for hours on end.
Author | : Glen Warner |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 224 |
Release | : 2009-04 |
Genre | : Canada |
ISBN | : 9781894864800 |
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The world will end at midnight tonight -- 12:30 in Newfoundland. From poking fun at our regional differences and our cultural mosaic to joking wryly about our political culture, Canadians have a special brand of humour: * Q: How are Canadian politicians l
Author | : William Donohue |
Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages | : 208 |
Release | : 2014-11 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1440583099 |
Download The Best Joke Book (Period) Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Discover hundreds of jokes for every occasion! Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket? Because he didn't think anyone could stoop so low. The ultimate collection of the world’s greatest funnies, The Best Joke Book (Period) keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners. Complete with hilarious quotes from celebrities like Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, and Jerry Seinfeld, everyone will revel in each gut-busting moment. So whether you’re looking to add a few jokes to your repertoire, impress your buds, or improve your banter, this sidesplitting book arms you with the perfect joke for any occasion!
Author | : John Robert Colombo |
Publisher | : Penguin Global |
Total Pages | : 504 |
Release | : 2004-09-01 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9780147518149 |
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There has long been a rumour going around that Canadians aren't funny. Well, John Robert Colombo has assembled a comprehensive collection of Canadian humour that is sure to dispel this rumour for once and for all. At once scandalous, subversive and hilarious, it includes a wide range of riddles, puns, and side-splitting anecdotes from the world of history, politics and culture (er, hockey). All those jokes that you share around the water cooler, that delight you in yoxur morning e-mail and that crack you up over your morning paper-they're all here, together for the first time in one handy and hilarious volume.
Author | : Glen Warner |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : |
Release | : |
Genre | : Electronic books |
ISBN | : 9781926677378 |
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The world will end at midnight tonight -- 12:30 in Newfoundland. From poking fun at our regional differences and our cultural mosaic to joking wryly about our political culture, Canadians have a special brand of humour: * Q: How are Canadian politicians like diapers? A: They should be changed often, and for the same reason. * Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. Canadians don't change light bulbs. We accept them the way they are. * Q: What do you call a Canadian who becomes world-famous as an actor, a scientist, a musician or an athlete? A: An American. * WARNING: Some of these jokes are sick, and a few are just plain offensive. But all of them are wildly funny and well worth retelling!
Author | : Mark Geoffrey Young |
Publisher | : CreateSpace |
Total Pages | : 106 |
Release | : 2012-01-30 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9781469917870 |
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If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Irish, Belgian, Norwegian, an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Canadian jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Canadian Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Canadian Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Canadian joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Canadian jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Canadians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Canadian and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Canadian brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Canadian who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Canadian s laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
Author | : Howard Hershkowitz |
Publisher | : Markham, Ont. : Scholastic Canada Limited |
Total Pages | : 93 |
Release | : 2004 |
Genre | : Canadian wit and humor (English) |
ISBN | : 9780439961080 |
Download 101 Canadian Jokes Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
101 silly jokes have been completed and collected especially for Canadian kids. With uniquely funny, black and white illustrations accompanying many of the jokes, this book is sure to launch many a comedy career!
Author | : Stella Partheniou Grasso |
Publisher | : Scholastic Canada |
Total Pages | : 97 |
Release | : 2011-09 |
Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | : 1443107719 |
Download 101 Creepy Canadian Jokes Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
These 101 jokes are creepy, eh? We Canadians are known for our humour -- and here's a joke book to prove it! What is the wimpiest landmark in Canada?The CN Cower. What's the scariest astronomical phenomenon?The Northern Frights How do ghosts tell the difference between a dime and a quarter?One has the Boo-nose schooner, the other has a cariboo Who's the king of the skeletons' Carnival?Bonehomme You'll laugh and you'll groan -- but either way you will rejoice in these punchlines with a distinctly Canadian flavour!