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The Best Arizona Diamondbacks Joke Book Ever

The Best Arizona Diamondbacks Joke Book Ever
Author: Justin Grundel
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2013-06-05
Genre: Sports & Recreation
ISBN: 9781300811831

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The Best Arizona Diamondbacks Joke Book Ever. In this book we take a light hearted look at baseball and our rivals. We have searched around the country and spoken with 100's of fans to find the funniest jokes, some jokes were thought up in the ballpark or in the bars after a game and a few beers. Get ready to have a laugh at our rivals expense.


The Best Ever Book of Diamondbacks Jokes

The Best Ever Book of Diamondbacks Jokes
Author: Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub
Total Pages: 106
Release: 2012-07-31
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781478346388

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If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Diamondbacks jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Diamondbacks Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Diamondbacks Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Diamondbacks joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Diamondbacks jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Diamondbacks' Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Diamondbacks' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Diamondbacks' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Diamondbacks' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Diamondbacks' Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***


The Best Oakland A's Joke Book Ever

The Best Oakland A's Joke Book Ever
Author: Zac Jacobson
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2013-06-05
Genre: Sports & Recreation
ISBN: 9781300811787

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The Best Oakland A's Joke Book Ever. In this book we take a light hearted look at baseball and our rivals. We have searched around the country and spoken with 100's of fans to find the funniest jokes, some jokes were thought up in the ballpark or in the bars after a game and a few beers. Get ready to have a laugh at our rivals expense. We love the A's


The Best San Francisco Giants Joke Book Ever

The Best San Francisco Giants Joke Book Ever
Author: Micky Donaldson
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2013-06-05
Genre: Sports & Recreation
ISBN: 9781300811954

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The Best San Francisco Giants Joke Book Ever. In this book we take a light hearted look at baseball and our rivals. We have searched around the country and spoken with 100's of fans to find the funniest jokes, some jokes were thought up in the ballpark or in the bars after a game and a few beers. Get ready to have a laugh at our rivals expense. We love the Giants


Nobody's Perfect

Nobody's Perfect
Author: Armando Galarraga
Publisher: Open Road + Grove/Atlantic
Total Pages: 224
Release: 2011-06-02
Genre: Sports & Recreation
ISBN: 0802195598

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The Detroit Tigers, an umpire, a pitcher, and a mistake—one of the “classic, human, baseball stories” (Ken Burns, creator of the PBS mini-series Baseball). The perfect game is one of the rarest accomplishments in sports. In nearly four hundred thousand contests in over 130 years, it has happened only twenty times. On June 2, 2010, Armando Galarraga threw baseball’s twenty-first. Except that’s not how it entered the record books. That’s because Jim Joyce, voted the best umpire in the game in 2010 and 2011, missed the call on the final out. But rather than throwing a tantrum, Galarraga simply turned and smiled, went back to the mound, and finished the game. “Nobody’s perfect,” he said later in the locker room. “You might think everything that could have been said, replayed, and revealed about that night has already been uttered, logged, and exposed. You would, however, be as wrong as the unfortunate Mr. Joyce” (The Detroit News). In Nobody’s Perfect, Galarraga and Joyce come together to tell the personal story of a remarkable game that will live forever in baseball lore, and to trace their fascinating lives in sports. The result is “a masterpiece”, an absorbing insider’s look at two careers in baseball, a tremendous achievement, and an enduring moment of pure grace and sportsmanship (The Huffington Post).


The Best LA Angels Joke Book Ever

The Best LA Angels Joke Book Ever
Author: Mick Vambista
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2013-06-05
Genre: Sports & Recreation
ISBN: 9781300811763

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The Best LA Angels Joke Book Ever. In this book we take a light hearted look at baseball and our rivals. We have searched around the country and spoken with 100's of fans to find the funniest jokes, some jokes were thought up in the ballpark or in the bars after a game and a few beers. Get ready to have a laugh at our rivals expense


The Best New York Yankees Joke Book Ever

The Best New York Yankees Joke Book Ever
Author: Ted Franklin
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2013-06-05
Genre: Sports & Recreation
ISBN: 9781300810872

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The Best New York Yankees Joke Book Ever. In this book we take a light hearted look at baseball and our rivals. We have searched around the country and spoken with 100's of fans to find the funniest jokes, some jokes were thought up in the ballpark or in the bars after a game and a few beers. Get ready to have a laugh at our rivals expense. We love the Yankees


The Best Cleveland Indians Joke Book Ever

The Best Cleveland Indians Joke Book Ever
Author: Jacob Dumbley
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2013-06-05
Genre: Sports & Recreation
ISBN: 9781300811725

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The Best Cleveland Indians Joke Book Ever. In this book we take a light hearted look at baseball and our rivals. We have searched around the country and spoken with 100's of fans to find the funniest jokes, some jokes were thought up in the ballpark or in the bars after a game and a few beers. Get ready to have a laugh at our rivals expense


The Funniest Atlanta Falcons Joke Book Ever

The Funniest Atlanta Falcons Joke Book Ever
Author: Alfred Rollingson
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2013-01-02
Genre: Sports & Recreation
ISBN: 9781300537465

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The Funniest Atlanta Falcons Joke Book Ever. In this book we take a light hearted look at football and our rivals. We have scoured the country for some of the best and funniest jokes, most jokes were thought up in the Stadium during a game or by Falcons fans in the bars after a game and a few beers. This book covers some of the best jokes, no joke has been kept out of this book for being politically incorrect or too rude. Get ready to have a laugh at our rivals expense. We love the Falcons


The Arizona Diamondbacks

The Arizona Diamondbacks
Author: Christopher Higgins
Publisher:
Total Pages: 116
Release: 2003-12
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 9781590183038

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Fulfills the standards: "Chronological Thinking," "Historical Comprehension," "Historical Analysis and Interpretation," "Historical Research Capabilities," and "Historical Issues-Analysis and Decision Making" from the National History education Standards for Grades 5-12.