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Author | : Leland Gregory |
Publisher | : Andrews McMeel Publishing |
Total Pages | : 242 |
Release | : 2010-09-14 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1449405630 |
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From absurd 911 calls to presidential philosophizing and foolish felons, Leland Gregory generates the best laughs by exposing the worst of human nature. Following up his New York Times best-selling Stupid American History, Gregory sets his sights on the holidays as he exposes mind-numbing mistletoe maladies in Stupid Christmas: Idiots under the Mistletoe. Perhaps it's the spiked eggnog or the multiple family members gathered around crazy-colored, twinkly lights, but the holidays are rife with idiocy by the daft and the dumb. Inside this latest collection, Gregory offers more than 200 accounts of holiday-induced stupidity, including: * While smoke billowed out of the store, firefighters had to physically restrain enthusiastic shoppers from entering a Great Lakes Mall store during an electrical fire. * In 1995, officials debated over whom to invite to the city's Christmas tree ceremony: President Bill Clinton or the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. * As a joke, Andrew Jackson sent formal invitations to his Christmas ball to a well-known mother-and-daughter prostitute team in Salisbury, North Carolina.
Author | : Carl Mays |
Publisher | : Baker's Plays |
Total Pages | : 28 |
Release | : 1969 |
Genre | : Drama |
ISBN | : |
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Author | : Ariana McGregor |
Publisher | : Adara Anderson |
Total Pages | : 199 |
Release | : |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : |
Download A Bearbank Christmas Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Reindeer shifter Hope Phillips is exhausted. Responsible for her sister’s three children, she brings them to Bearbank, hoping the town will be a good place to settle down. With a sulky teenage girl, a withdrawn boy, and a little girl who likes to spontaneously shift, Hope needs all the help she can get. Adam Roberts is a moose shifter and schoolteacher. Recently single, he’s not looking forward to Christmas. Until a certain reindeer shifter turns up at the school and turns his world upside down. Not only does he have a mate, but the woman comes with a ready-made family, including an honorary aunt, who just happens to be the infamous Mrs Russell. With Christmas fast approaching, Hope is determined to make it one that the kids will enjoy, but only the littlest one seems interested. Luckily, Hope now has Adam to help make it a Christmas they’ll all remember. No cliffhangers. Not suitable for those who prefer clean romance.
Author | : Joey Acker |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : |
Release | : 2019-03-15 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9781951046095 |
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OH NO!!! You found The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World! Well, since you're already here I may as well tell you about it... Poor Nameless tries to explain to the reader why this book is simply the WORST book in the whole entire world. Will he succeed in his noble quest? Is he the reason this book is the worst?? Will it have a happy ending or the worst ending ever??? The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World is a humorous and witty tale for young and seasoned readers. Whatever you do though, don't read it out loud! You may catch wind of these words: toot, stinky, booger, and booty. You've been warned, but you'll still want to see what happens next!
Author | : Charles Bryan |
Publisher | : Lulu.com |
Total Pages | : 276 |
Release | : 2015-12-22 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 1329781791 |
Download Kate's Stupid Journey Through Upside-Down World Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Kate is your average cynical Western New York girl who gets sucked into an alternate version of our World when Leprechaun-Pirates led by a Magician attack her and kill her date in the Park. We've all been there. Join her and her friends in Upside-Down World, where nothing is quite right, in this tale of hilarious tragedy. When Kate finds a mysterious map that leads her to a handful of Ancient Relics left by the Gods, she starts getting everyone's attention in the worst way. Her meddling will change Upside-Down World forever, and with her growing obsession she's not going to let a thing like Hog People or Miami Dolphins fans get in her way.
Author | : Leland Gregory |
Publisher | : Andrews McMeel Publishing |
Total Pages | : 226 |
Release | : 2012-04-10 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1449409849 |
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Weird and wacky tales from the right wing.
Author | : Leland Gregory |
Publisher | : Andrews McMeel Publishing |
Total Pages | : 210 |
Release | : 2012-04-10 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1449410057 |
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Weird and wacky tales and from the left wing.
Author | : Leland Gregory |
Publisher | : Andrews McMeel Publishing |
Total Pages | : 258 |
Release | : 2012-10-16 |
Genre | : History |
ISBN | : 1449421571 |
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"New York Times"-bestselling author Gregory is silly, shocking, weird, hilariously funny--and outrageously true. Gregory chronicles Greek philosophers, Roman conquerors, and historic myth conceptions.
Author | : Leland Gregory |
Publisher | : Andrews McMeel Publishing |
Total Pages | : 418 |
Release | : 2010-10-01 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1449406734 |
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An A-to-Z treasury of dumb, disastrous, and hard-to-believe human behavior from the New York Times-bestselling author of Stupid History! * A doctor’s actual diagnostic notation: The patient is married but sexually active. * “Shooting Reported at Firing Range” —The State, Columbia, South Carolina, August 4, 2006 * Arrested for public urination in Bowling Green, Ohio: Mr. Joshua Pees. —The Sentinel-Tribune, Bowling Green, Ohio, September 5, 2001 From absurd 911 calls to presidential philosophizing and foolish felons, Leland Gregory generates the best laughs by exposing the worst of human nature. This best-of collection features fifty percent new material and fifty percent fan favorites, arranged alphabetically by topic. And because the stories Gregory chronicles are just that unbelievable, each anecdote, quote, or factoid is presented with relevant background information, including its verified news source.
Author | : Jennifer Jamieson Woods |
Publisher | : Page Publishing, Inc |
Total Pages | : 538 |
Release | : 2020-09-01 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 1645844927 |
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In No Guarantees, Jennifer Jamieson Woods spins a tale of love, loss, and redemption. From a small town in Ontario, Canada, young Josephine Duckworth follows her sister to Anchorage, Alaska. It is the oil boom of the 1970s, when the men outnumber the women four to one. She falls in love with a true Alaskan man. She moves in with him into his cabin in the woods. After they spend two weeks snowed in, she realizes she is pregnant. Although he wants her to have an abortion, she is unwilling. When things go terribly wrong with her pregnancy, she begins a downward spiral that takes her to the depths of despair. She finds work that fills her soul but loses her job due to her excessive drinking. A woman in her life sees her potential, cuts her no slack, but at the same time helps to set her on a path that will lead to positive change in her life. A move takes the character Josie to Bellingham, Washington, where she finds the solution for her drinking problem as well as a means of gaining closure over her loss. You'll laugh; you'll cry along with Josie as she comes of age and confronts her tragic experience. Her perseverance comes through as she tries to make heads and tails of her big ordeal. Eventually she learns that there are no guarantees in life.