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Can You Keep a Straight Face?

Can You Keep a Straight Face?
Author: Elisa Gehin
Publisher: National Geographic Books
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2017-01-31
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0500650918

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A pop-up book with flaps to lift, tabs to pull and plenty of surprises Can you keep a straight face? Straight eyebrows? Straight lips? A straight... nose? These pages are packed with interactive tabs that allow children to pull funny faces with impunity.


Still Can't Keep a Straight Face

Still Can't Keep a Straight Face
Author: Ellen Orleans
Publisher: Inland Womensource
Total Pages: 109
Release: 1996
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781889594019

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A brand new collection of wickedly funny essays about lesbian life by the author of Who Cares If It


Seinfeldia

Seinfeldia
Author: Jennifer Keishin Armstrong
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 320
Release: 2016-07-05
Genre: Performing Arts
ISBN: 1476756120

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The New York Times bestseller about two guys who went out for coffee and dreamed up Seinfeld—“A wildly entertaining must-read not only for Seinfeld fans but for anyone who wants a better understanding of how television series are made” (Booklist, starred review). Comedians Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld never thought anyone would watch their sitcom about a New York comedian sitting around talking to his friends. But against all odds, viewers did watch—first a few and then many, until nine years later nearly forty million Americans were tuning in weekly. Fussy Jerry, neurotic George, eccentric Kramer, and imperious Elaine—people embraced them with love. Seinfeldia, Jennifer Keishin Armstrong’s intimate history is full of gossipy details, show trivia, and insights into how famous episodes came to be. Armstrong celebrates the creators and fans of this American television phenomenon, bringing readers into the writers’ room and into a world of devotees for whom it never stopped being relevant. Seinfeld created a strange new reality, one where years after the show had ended the Soup Nazi still spends his days saying “No soup for you!”, Joe Davola gets questioned every day about his sanity, and Kenny Kramer makes his living giving tours of New York sites from the show. Seinfeldia is an outrageous cultural history. Dwight Garner of The New York Times Book Review wrote: “Armstrong has an eye for detail….Perhaps the highest praise I can give Seinfeldia is that it made me want to buy a loaf of marbled rye and start watching again, from the beginning.”


You Can't Get Much Closer Than This

You Can't Get Much Closer Than This
Author: A.Z. Adkins
Publisher: Casemate
Total Pages: 289
Release: 2015-04-09
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 1612003117

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A young soldier’s memoirs of fighting in WWII: “Fascinating . . . A personal record like this is a valuable resource to anyone interested in the period”(Military Model Scene). After the Citadel and Officer Candidate School, Andrew Z. Adkins Jr., was sent to the 80th Infantry Division, then training in the California-Arizona desert. There, he was assigned as an 81mm mortar section leader in Company H, 2nd Battalion, 317th Infantry Regiment. When the division completed training in December 1943, it was shipped in stages to the United Kingdom and then Normandy, where it landed on August 3, 1944. Lieutenant Adkins and his fellow soldiers took part in light hedgerow fighting that served to shake the division down and familiarize the troops and their officers with combat. The first real test came within weeks, when the 2nd Battalion, 317th Infantry, attacked high ground near Argentan during the drive to seal German forces in the Falaise Pocket. While scouting for mortar positions in the woods, Adkins met a group of Germans and shot one of them dead with his carbine. This baptism in blood settled the question faced by every novice combatant: He was cool under fire, capable of killing when facing the enemy. He later wrote, “It was a sickening sight, but having been caught up in the heat of battle, I didn’t have a reaction other than feeling I had saved my own life.” Thereafter, the 2nd Battalion, 317th Infantry, took part in bloody battles across France, sometimes coping with inept leadership and grievous losses, even as it took hills and towns away from the Germans. In the fighting graphically portrayed here, Adkins acted with skill and courage, placing himself at the forefront of the action whenever he could. His extremely aggressive delivery of critical supplies to a cut-off unit in an embattled French town earned him a Bronze Star, the first in his battalion. This is a story of a young soldier at war, a junior officer’s coming of age amid pulse-pounding combat. Before his death, Andy Adkins was able to face his memory of war as bravely as he faced war itself. He put it on paper, honest and unflinching. In 1944-45, he did his duty to his men and country—and here, he serves new generations of military and civilian readers.


Toddlers Are A**holes

Toddlers Are A**holes
Author: Bunmi Laditan
Publisher: Workman Publishing
Total Pages: 177
Release: 2015-04-07
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 076118564X

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Toddler a**holery is a normal part of human development—not unlike puberty, except this stage involves throwing food on the floor and taking swings at people who pay your way in life. For parents of toddlers, it's a "you better laugh so you don't cry" period. Bunmi Laditan's hilarious, satirical guide to toddlerhood offers parents instant (and very welcome) comic relief—along with the very good news that "It's Not Your Fault." Chapters cover the cost of raising a toddler, feeding your toddler, potty-training, tantrums, how to manage the holidays, and "how not to die inside." Parents will see themselves in the very funny sections on taking your toddler to restaurants ("One parent will spend their time walking your toddler around the restaurant and outside like a cocker spaniel, while the other, luckier parent will eat alone."), Things You Thought You'd Never Say That You Now Say As a Parent of a Toddler ("I can tell you're pooping because your eyes are watering."), and how to order pizza ("Spend $40 on pizza delivery. Listen to your toddler cry for 30 minutes about how the pizza is all wrong. Watch your toddler take a small bite of crust. Google 'can anger give you a heart attack?' Start the bedtime routine."). Laditan's wildly funny voice has attracted hundreds of thousands of fans of Honest Toddler on social media; here she speaks parent-to-tired-parent, easing the pains and challenges of raising toddlers with a hefty dose of adult humor and wit.


Yes Mommy

Yes Mommy
Author: Amy Sprenger
Publisher: Sheffield Publishing Group
Total Pages: 147
Release: 2014-05-06
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN: 0991036948

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What kind of mother doesn’t say no to her kids? One who is clearly angling for the Mother of the Year trophy – or an extended stay in a mental institution. After deciding to eliminate the words no, don’t and stop from her parenting vocabulary for one month, Amy Sprenger documents what life is like with her three young children. Spoiler alert: she’s still alive, so it didn’t actually kill her.


A Noah's Ark of Recurring Celebration

A Noah's Ark of Recurring Celebration
Author: Alan Allen
Publisher: Trafford Publishing
Total Pages: 497
Release: 2007-12-10
Genre: Reference
ISBN: 1466981849

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(2007) BEFORE YOU VISIT SAN FRANCISCO FOR THE FIRST TIME, OR BEFORE YOU RETURN -- AND FOR NATIVES PLANNING TOMORROW'S DAY, TAKE A LOOK AT SAN FRANCISCO AS NEVER BEFORE. Over 1,140 unique S.F. underground photojournalism photos you will not see anyplace else! A Noah's Ark of Recurring Celebration: San Francisco Annual Event History - Winners of the Human Race ... Storytellin' Muni Drivers 20th Anniversary Edition (history & oral journalism). San Francisco, birthplace of United Nations and 49'ers is about being real. At least 70 of the 142 annual events are put on by non-profit groups to support non-profit causes to help others; the other 70 events help support non-profit causes. We're a city that cares about people. San Franciscans, visitors to-and-from the Bay Area, and tourists from across the country and around the world have faith in San Francisco and what we stand for, in our good will, creativity, and diversity ...and respect San Francisco historically as a haven of social justice for immigrants fleeing war, slavery, starvation and poverty, and as the friendliest, most creative, openly diverse and welcoming city in the world. We've historically documented that unspoken social contract, spirit and human accomplishment in a unique book about a unique city, and why it's a travel destination for pleasure seekers and business people for their conventions, from around the world.


A Christmas Wish (Darkest Fears Christmas Special, Book Four)

A Christmas Wish (Darkest Fears Christmas Special, Book Four)
Author: Clair Delaney
Publisher: Clair Delaney
Total Pages: 175
Release: 2020-10-11
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

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A Contemporary Feel Good Christmas Romance. Coral and Tristan have faced many challenges in the short time they have known each other and have come out stronger than ever. They managed to find love against odds so steep, it would scare those of lesser hearts, yet they have held strong through trauma, the past, death and violence. Now settled in their Brighton home together, they face their final challenge - Christmas. It's the one time of year full of heart warming reunions with family and friends, when love is in the air and people are full of festive cheer. Christmas carols are played in stores, Christmas lights decorate the shops and towns and the countdown to Christmas has begun. So with Christmas fast approaching, Coral and Tristan must decide what to do for their very first Christmas together. However Coral has a Christmas wish, and she is determined to make it come true. But as events unfold, Coral comes to realise that sometimes, the one thing you think you really want, isn't always what you truly need... A feel good Contemporary Romantic Christmas Novella that will warm your heart. Part of the Darkest Fears Trilogy, this Christmas Novella continues from the end of the third book in the series, Forever With Him and contains spoilers. It is advised to read all three books consecutively and then the Christmas Novella. This is a British novel written in UK English. Buy A Christmas Wish Today On Google Play! Grab a mug of hot chocolate, sit back and relax with Coral and Tristan once again...


After the Storm

After the Storm
Author: KJ Ten Eyck
Publisher: Page Publishing Inc
Total Pages: 476
Release: 2021-06-09
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1662427883

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Online attacks are hampering the smooth operation of Aunt Hyacinth's Bed and Breakfast. While Hank Dawn settles into his career as a police officer in the big city, Steph must juggle her new role as guardian for Ronnie Gideon, manage the B&B, and find a way to win Hank back. As she works to regain the trust and forgiveness of her neighbor and Hank's best friend, George Landsburg, Steph learns someone from her past is reaching out to threaten her friends and Ronnie. Steph begins receiving threatening messages demanding she deliver the treasure hidden in the house belonging to her ancestor Primrose during the time of the Civil War. When Ronnie is kidnapped, Steph and Hank must work through their differences as they race against time to find Primrose's treasure.


Summer Bliss

Summer Bliss
Author: Patricia Erickson
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
Total Pages: 302
Release: 2010-12-22
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1456834916

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Emily is returning home to attend the funeral of her father’s estranged cousin, who in her wisdom, decided to leave her cottage to Emily in her will. As Emily settles in and the days go on, mysterious events unfold; Emily realises that she may have inherited more than just a house. Who will drive Emily to face her innermost beliefs: the ghost who manifests itself and through Emily’s pen demands to have its story told no matter what, or the handsome mystery man she meets while walking on the cliff late one foggy afternoon . . .