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Author | : James Finn Garner |
Publisher | : Macmillan Reference USA |
Total Pages | : 148 |
Release | : 1996 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 9780783815022 |
Download Once Upon a More Enlightened Time Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Another enlightened collection from the bestselling author of Politically Correct Bedtime Stories. Garner continues his mission to liberate our classic fairy tales from archaic, sexist, ageist, classist, lookist, and environmentally unsound prejudices with a new collection of humorous tales for readers of evolved consciousness. 13 line drawings.
Author | : James Finn Garner |
Publisher | : Souvenir Press |
Total Pages | : 300 |
Release | : 2011-09-01 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 0285640623 |
Download Politically Correct Bedtime Stories Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
'Essential reading for adults of all ages . . . the wisest, funniest, most thoughtful thing yet written on the subject of PC' Observer In this bestselling classic, James Finn Garner has rewritten classic stories for more enlightened times; from Snow White's relationship with seven vertically challenged men, Little Red Riding Hood, her grandma and the cross-dressing wolf who set up an alternative household based on mutual respect and cooperation, to the Emperor who was not naked but was endorsing a clothing-optional lifestyle. At last, here is bedtime reading free from prejudice and discrimination of witches, giants, dwarves, goblins and fairies everywhere. For anyone brought up on sexist, racist, sizeist and ethnocentrist reading matter, James Finn Garner's stories have been purged of the influence of an insensitive cultural past to become fables for our times.
Author | : James Finn Garner |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 42 |
Release | : 2018-08-13 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9781732658905 |
Download Politically Correct Pinocchio Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
A hilarious retelling of the story of Pinocchio, reflecting the social and political realities of our era.
Author | : James Finn Garner |
Publisher | : Thorndike Press |
Total Pages | : 240 |
Release | : 1997 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9780783882260 |
Download Apocalypse Wow! Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
America's master of satire and wit looks at the concepts of UFO conspiracies, numerological calculations, harmonic convergence, the Internet, and talk of the Last Days.
Author | : A.J. Jacobs |
Publisher | : Bantam |
Total Pages | : 194 |
Release | : 1999-01-05 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 0553373730 |
Download Fractured Fairy Tales Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Long before Politically Correct Bedtime Stories invaded bookstores, Americans were getting their giggles from Fractured Fairy Tales, those delightfully twisted parables brought to us between the cliffhanger adventures of our favorite cartoon heroes, Rocky & Bullwinkle. This collection, illustrated with classic art from the animated series includes the comical retelling of 25 classics such as Pinocchio (who starred in his own variety show "The Pinocchio Doody Show"), Jack and the Beanstalk (did you know that Jack grew a beanstalk in the outfield so he could catch fly balls for his baseball team?), or King Midas (who became a dentist so he could give his patients gold fillings). This satirical humor loved for so long by so many, is a must-have for fans of the show and anyone who loves classic fairy tales--with a twist.
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Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 320 |
Release | : 2006-10-01 |
Genre | : Fairy tales |
ISBN | : 9781412760195 |
Download Treasury of Bedtime Stories Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Padded Book. Illustrations and photos geared toward young readers
Author | : Carl-Johan Forssén Ehrlin |
Publisher | : Crown Books for Young Readers |
Total Pages | : 33 |
Release | : 2015-10-02 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 0399554130 |
Download The Rabbit Who Wants to Fall Asleep Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
"The magical book that will have your kids asleep in minutes." —The New York Post This groundbreaking #1 international bestseller is sure to put an end to nightly bedtime battles. Children and parents everywhere can't stop raving about this book! Do you struggle with getting your child to fall asleep? Join parents all over the world who have embraced The Rabbit Who Wants to Fall Asleep as their new nightly routine. When Roger can’t fall asleep, Mommy Rabbit takes him to see Uncle Yawn, who knows just what to do. Children will join Roger on his journey and be lulled to sleep alongside their new friend. Carl-Johan Forssén Ehrlin’s simple story uses a unique and distinct language pattern that will help your child relax and fall asleep—at bedtime or naptime. Reclaim bedtime today! New York Times Bestseller USA Today Bestseller Publishers Weekly Bestseller Translated into 43 Languages “On the cover of [The Rabbit Who Wants to Fall Asleep] there’s a sign that reads, ‘I can make anyone fall asleep’—and that’s a promise sleep-deprived parents can’t resist.” —NPR “For many parents, getting kids to fall asleep can be a nightmare. But [The Rabbit Who Wants to Fall Asleep] . . . promises to make the process easier and help kids to drift off to sleep faster.” —CBS News “A book whose powerfully soporific effects my son is helpless to resist.” —The New York Times
Author | : James Finn Garner |
Publisher | : MacMillan Publishing Company |
Total Pages | : 104 |
Release | : 1994 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : |
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Retells classic stories and fairy tales that relate to today's society.
Author | : Dr. Seuss |
Publisher | : Random House Books for Young Readers |
Total Pages | : 63 |
Release | : 1950 |
Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | : 0394800818 |
Download If I Ran the Zoo Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Gerald tells of the very unusual animals he would add to the zoo, if he were in charge.
Author | : James Finn Garner |
Publisher | : Da Capo Press |
Total Pages | : 0 |
Release | : 2007-04-27 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9781568583365 |
Download Recut Madness Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Recut Madness is a retelling of the Hollywood Classics for red states and blue states. Hollywood movies purport to appeal to a mass audience, but in America today, half the population would see The Passion of the Christ while the other half sees Brokeback Mountain. Such an inclusive strategy is no longer realistic. In Recut Madness some of the most beloved classics are retailed for one side or the other. From a red state Wizard of Oz (aka The Decider of Oz) to a blue state Jaws, Garner has reinvented colorization for the new millennium.