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Author | : Andy Riley |
Publisher | : Penguin |
Total Pages | : 0 |
Release | : 2007-04-24 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 0452288568 |
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Loads more laughs—from the man who put the funny in The Book of Bunny Suicides. Just when you were about to run out of lies to tell small children, the creator of the bestselling Bunny Suicides books is back with more wickedly funny falsehoods for the truly twisted. Each hilarious cartoon tells a tall tale guaranteed to trouble guileless minds and crack up the grown-ups. So, find yourself a wide-eyed youngster and ask: Did you know... • If you rub two redheaded kids together, you can make fire • Your dad's got one nipple and two belly buttons • If you drop a tooth in a glass of Coke, after a day it becomes a white butterfly • French people eat croissants and poo baguettes • If you cut a badger in half with an axe it turns into two chipmunks If Andy Riley believed in wearing pants, they'd be on fire right now! For the inner child and pathological liar in all of us, Loads More Lies is truly hysterical.
Author | : Andy Riley |
Publisher | : Plume |
Total Pages | : 100 |
Release | : 2006-01-31 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9780452286245 |
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More wicked humor from the mind of the bestselling author of The Book of Bunny Suicides and The Return of the Bunny Suicides. Cartoonist Andy Riley turns his irreverent wit to another group of small creatures that lurk among us seemingly everywhere: children. From the benign (every ant you meet must be named) to the truly cruel (Ronald McDonald is dead!), each hilarious cartoon has a tall tale to educate children and entertain wicked adults everywhere.
Author | : Andy Riley |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 96 |
Release | : 2003 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9780340828991 |
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Illustrated in a stark and simple style, this collection of outrageous cartoons follows over 100 bunnies as they find ever more outlandish ways to do themselves in.
Author | : Alex Shahla |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 344 |
Release | : 2016-12-12 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 9780997796520 |
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A fictional father writes letters to his college-aged daughter and son remembering events, large and small, from their family's past in the poignant and hilarious Lying to Children. This collection of sometimes outrageous, sometimes sad, often heartwarming interconnected vignettes features a delightful confessional celebration of family life told in stories from a dad's unique perspective. Centered around the untruths parents regularly tell their kids in an effort to protect (or silence) them--from "Daddy Loves his Job" to "There's a Jolly Fat Man who Brings You Presents (Assembly Required)" --Lying to Children is an unforgettable familial history filled with laughter, tears, and life lessons, and brimming over with a somewhat-less-than-perfect suburban dad's unwavering love.
Author | : I. C. Springman |
Publisher | : HarperCollins |
Total Pages | : 43 |
Release | : 2012-03-06 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 0547610866 |
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One magpie, lots of stuff, and a few friendly mice show us that less is more. This innovative and spare picture book asks the question: When is MORE more than enough? Can a team of well-intentioned mice save their friend from hoarding too much stuff? With breathtaking illustrations from the award-winning Brian Lies, this book about conservation wraps an important message in a beautiful package.
Author | : Tina Lifford |
Publisher | : HarperCollins |
Total Pages | : 224 |
Release | : 2019-11-19 |
Genre | : Self-Help |
ISBN | : 0062930303 |
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An inspiring and illuminating guide to true self care, from the sage teacher and breakout star of the critically acclaimed drama, Queen Sugar, from Executive Producers Oprah Winfrey and Ava DuVernay for OWN. Featured on Essence Magazine's Culture List In all your years of schooling, did you ever take a single class that explained how to navigate the hurt, drama, and fear that come with living? Tina Lifford sure didn’t. She learned the hard way—through experience as both a Hollywood actress and as the founder of the personal development network The Inner Fitness Project. Now, she brings together her own hard-won insights as well as those of her clients in this helpful and transformative guide. A blend of personal anecdotes and meaningful, practical—and most important, actionable—advice, The Little Book of Big Lies is the life skills class you need to nurture the inner you and move beyond the past. In fourteen raw, personal stories, Tina teaches you how to change your self-perception—to see yourself in the best possible light, to love and honor what you see, and to forge a new sense of what’s possible in every aspect of your life. But make no mistake, The Little Book of Big Lies is not a “rah-rah” quick fix for fear and pain. Like physical fitness, building and maintaining emotional strength requires continued effort. This invaluable book is the foundation you need to start building inner health and well-being so you can thrive. Tina guides you on a journey of self-discovery that will help you turn shame into self-acceptance, self-rejection into self-love, blame into freedom, and old hurt into power. Wise and powerful, The Little Book of Big Lies will completely change how you think and live.
Author | : Karen M. McManus |
Publisher | : Delacorte Press |
Total Pages | : 369 |
Release | : 2024-07-30 |
Genre | : Young Adult Fiction |
ISBN | : 059317593X |
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NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • From the critically acclaimed author of One of Us Is Lying comes a page-turning mystery about a group of old friends and the secrets that they keep. Four years ago, Brynn left Saint Ambrose School following the shocking murder of her favorite teacher—a story that made headlines after the teacher’s body was found by three Saint Ambrose students in the woods behind their school. The case was never solved. Now that Brynn is moving home and starting her dream internship at a true-crime show, she’s determined to find out what really happened. The kids who found Mr. Larkin are her way in, and her ex–best friend, Tripp Talbot, was one of them. Without his account of events, the other two kids might have gone down for Mr. Larkin’s murder—but instead, thanks to Tripp, they're now at the top of the Saint Ambrose social pyramid. Tripp’s friends have never forgotten what Tripp did for them that day, and neither has he. Just like he hasn’t forgotten that everything he told the police was a lie. Digging into the past is bound to shake up the present, and when Brynn begins to investigate what happened in the woods that day, she uncovers secrets that might change everything—about Saint Ambrose, about Mr. Larkin, and about her ex-best friend, Tripp Talbot. Four years ago someone got away with murder. More terrifying is that they might be closer than anyone thinks.
Author | : Christianne C. Jones |
Publisher | : Capstone |
Total Pages | : 33 |
Release | : 2010-08 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 140486167X |
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Larry lies about practically everything until he meets a girl who outsmarts him.
Author | : Joanne Levy |
Publisher | : Bloomsbury Publishing USA |
Total Pages | : 207 |
Release | : 2012-07-03 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 1599908360 |
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After being hit by lightning, 12-year-old Lilah, who has a crush on classmate Andrew Finkel, discovers that she can communicate with dead people, including her grandmother who wants Lilah to find a new wife for Lilah's divorced father.
Author | : Jill Smokler |
Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages | : 164 |
Release | : 2013-04-09 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1476728380 |
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From the New York Times bestselling author of Confessions of a Scary Mommy and the wildly popular blog ScaryMommy.com, a hilarious new essay collection that exposes the “vicious lies” that every parent is told. Newly pregnant and scared out of her mind, Jill Smokler lay on her gynecologist’s examination table and was told the biggest lie she’d ever heard in her life: “Motherhood is the most natural thing in the world.” Instead of quelling her nerves like that well intentioned nurse hoped to, Jill was instead set up for future of questioning exactly what DNA strand she was missing that made the whole motherhood experience feel less than natural to her. Wonderful? Yes. Miraculous? Of course. Worthwhile? Without a doubt. But natural? Not so much. Jill’s first memoir, the New York Times bestseller Confessions of a Scary Mommy, rocketed to national fame with its down and dirty details about life with her three precious bundles of joy. Now Jill returns with all-new essays debunking more than twenty pervasive myths about motherhood. She’s here to give you what few others will dare: The truth.