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| Author | : Editors of Portable Press |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 90 |
| Release | : 2016-05-01 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 1626866139 |
Download The Funniest Joke Book Ever! Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!
| Author | : Rob Elliott |
| Publisher | : Baker Books |
| Total Pages | : 126 |
| Release | : 2013-06-15 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 144124302X |
Download Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids) Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Kids can't get enough of laughter--so they can't get enough of Rob Elliot's hilarious joke books! Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is an all-new collection of knock-knock jokes that will have kids and kids-at-heart rolling in the aisles. Jokes like Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben away for a while but I'm back now With more than 2 million copies sold of his first book, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, it's clear that kids (and their adults) are looking for clean, lighthearted humor--and Rob Elliott delivers.
| Author | : Scott McNeely |
| Publisher | : Chronicle Books |
| Total Pages | : 348 |
| Release | : 2012-01-13 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1452113157 |
Download Ultimate Book of Jokes Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Whether you re making a toast at a wedding, trying to break the ice at a party, or just want to make your boss giggle, the Ultimate Book of Jokes is the first and last resource you'll ever need. From road-crossing chickens and classic knock knock jokes to the naughty, nice, and totally soused, no subject goes unmocked in this collection of over 1,500 jokes, packaged in a deluxe embossed board cover with 2-color line art throughout. Scott McNeeley, author of Ultimate Book of Card Games, mined decades worth of jokes to find chuckle-inducing punch lines for joke lovers of all stripes from yo mamma aficionados to naughty limerick connoisseurs.
| Author | : Jimmy Niro |
| Publisher | : Sourcebooks, Inc. |
| Total Pages | : 84 |
| Release | : 2020-05-05 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 1728205271 |
Download Dad Jokes for Kids Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Turn the bad jokes back on dad with this seriously silly joke book, the perfect funny Halloween gift for kids and families to laugh and celebrate together! Dads have been embarrassing their kids for decades with goofy and groan-worthy jokes, and now it's their children's turn! In this hilarious new joke book from USA Today bestselling author Jimmy Niro, kids can out-dad-joke their dads and even learn how to write some of their own. Filled with over 350 silly jokes about school, sports, animals, and more, Dad Jokes for Kids will have young readers rolling on the floor with laughter! Plus, children can learn to write their own dad jokes with fun activities in the back! This book is perfect for: The whole family - perfect for kids ages 7 to 12, but offers fun for the entire family! Reluctant readers - fun jokes help engage reluctant kids, helping them gain confidence and build reading comprehension and vocabulary Screen-free time - Endless laughs for road trips, vacations, sleepovers, game nights, and more! Gifts - makes a great holiday stocking stuffer, white elephant gag gift for kids, or Father's Day gift to share with dads Includes jokes like: Q: What did the carrot say to the broccoli? A: Nothing. Vegetables can't talk. You can't play hide-and-seek with mountains. They're always peaking.
| Author | : Editors of Portable Press |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 254 |
| Release | : 2017-09-01 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1684120071 |
Download Dad Jokes Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Dad’s comedy arsenal is about to get a huge upgrade . . . to the relief of everyone around him! Cue the groans. Put an end to courtesy laughs and awkward silences with the jokes in this book! From the people who brought you Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader, this is an eclectic collection of the punniest, funniest, most outrageous knee-slappers that have ever been told! At work, at home, at the game—Dad will beat them all to the punch—line, that is! He’ll be hip and humorous with totally bodacious jokes like these: Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time, too! Why is Christmas just like another day in the office? Because you do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit! Dad: “I wouldn’t want to be buried in this graveyard.” Kid: “Why not?” Dad: “Because I'm not dead yet!” And many more!
| Author | : Ian Allen |
| Publisher | : Portico |
| Total Pages | : 178 |
| Release | : 2013-08-08 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1909396095 |
Download The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Why did the banana go to the doctors? Because he wasn't peeling very well! Proving the age-old maxim that ‘it’s in the way that you tell them’, Dads – for the best part of forever – have always been renowned for being truly god-awful joke tellers. Whether it’s telling them at the wrong moment, misremembering the punchline or it just simply being one of those jokes that were terrible to begin with, Dads are an embarrassment to the whole family when it comes to trying to tell jokes. The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes is full to the brim with jokes that only your dear old Dad would dare say – jokes that will make you groan, sigh ... and then probably make you groan again. Dads take great pleasure in these kinds of jokes and some of them are so rubbish they actually blossom into proper rib-ticklers – but don’t tell your dad that, it’ll only encourage him!
| Author | : Joseph Rosenbloom |
| Publisher | : Sterling Publishing Company, Inc. |
| Total Pages | : 260 |
| Release | : 1978 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 9780806975146 |
Download The Gigantic Joke Book Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Over 1,000 jokes, 96 drawings. Index. "Gr.4-6. A gigantic compendium of rib-tickling, giggle-inspiring one liners, puns, funny stories, put-downs...Clever and witty."--SLJ. "True kid appeal."--Learning. 256 pages, b/w illus. throughout, 5 3/8 x 8 1/4.
| Author | : McSweeney's |
| Publisher | : Vintage |
| Total Pages | : 226 |
| Release | : 2008-04-01 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 030738733X |
Download The McSweeney's Joke Book of Book Jokes Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
As John Hodgman says in this book's introduction, “We all know that books are funny. First, they are made of paste and cloth, which is funny, as is the fact that people still buy and read them.” With that in mind, the McSweeney's Joke Book of Book Jokes collects the best book-related humor from the humor-laden archives of McSweeney's Internet Tendency. Open it and be regaled by such sketches, lists, letters, and spoofs as: Postcards from James Joyce to his Brother Stan Winnie-the-Pooh is My Coworker Ikea Product or Lord of the Rings Character? Popular Children's Fairy Tales Reimagined Using Members of My Family The Very Unauthorized Biography of Steven Seagal Chuck Norris Erotica John Updike, Television Writer Jane Eyre Runs for President Cormac McCarthy Writes to the Editor of the Santa Fe New Mexican Holden Caulfield Gives the Commencement Speech to a High School Letters from Odysseus's College Roommate And many dozens more.
| Author | : Rob Elliott |
| Publisher | : Baker Books |
| Total Pages | : 128 |
| Release | : 2010-08-01 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 1441213325 |
Download Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids) Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Over 2 million sold! USA TODAY bestseller! Wall Street Journal bestseller! What happens to race car drivers when they eat too much? They get indy-gestion. Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids provides children ages 7-10 many hours of fun and laughter. Young readers will have a blast sharing this collection of hundreds of one-liners, knock knock jokes, tongue twisters, and more with their friends and family! This mega-bestselling book will have children rolling on the floor with laughter and is sure to be a great gift idea for any child.
| Author | : Mat Waugh |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 108 |
| Release | : 2018-05-07 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 9781999914752 |
Download Awesome Jokes That Every 9 Year Old Should Know! Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
A bumper collection of funny jokes for 9 year olds. Easy-to-read with illustrations throughout, it's the perfect book for budding young comedians.
