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How to Be an Alien

How to Be an Alien
Author: George Mikes
Publisher: Longman
Total Pages: 42
Release: 2006-07
Genre:
ISBN: 9781405827386

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'Penguin Readers' are simplified texts designed in association with Longman to provide a step-by-step approach to the joys of reading for pleasure.


There's an Elf in Your Book

There's an Elf in Your Book
Author: Tom Fletcher
Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers
Total Pages: 33
Release: 2020-09-01
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0593125118

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HO, HO, HEY! There's an ELF in YOUR Christmas book! Get ready for another lively, interactive read-aloud in the Who's In Your Book series! Do you have what it takes to make Santa's Nice List? An elf is here to test you in this participatory read-aloud. Don't let the elf trick you into being naughty! Just follow his instructions to sing a Christmas carol, clap, BURP... Hey, wait a second! Children will be delighted to join in on the holiday fun. Bestselling author and musician Tom Fletcher, the creator of the successful West End show The Christmasaurus, has once again paired up with illustrator Greg Abbott to create a creature that readers will fall in love with--and want to play with--again and again! Don't miss a single story in the Who's In Your Book series! There's a Monster In Your Book There's a Dragon In Your Book There's an Elf In Your Book There's an Alien in Your Book ...and more books to come!


How to be an Alien in England

How to be an Alien in England
Author: Angela Kiss
Publisher: September Publishing
Total Pages: 144
Release: 2016-02-18
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1910463221

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A wry, often affectionate view on the English, and how to navigate our national personality. 'In England everything is typical. If your train is late, it is typical. If there are no seats on the upper deck of a bus, it is typical. If it starts to rain at five o'clock just before you leave work, it is typical.' 'The English do not like to be wished "Have a nice day", because to them it sounds like a command. They think, Who the hell do you think you are to order me to have a nice day?' Ten years ago, Angela Kiss arrived in the UK without a word of English. All she brought with her was a small bag, a sense of adventure, a desire to work and a copy of George Mikes' classic 1940s' humour book about the peculiarities of the British, How to be an Alien. Through every dodgy flat share, low-paid waitressing job, awkward date and office mishap, Angela held tight to George's wit and wisdom. With his help she began to understand how to live amongst the English - with their eccentricity, spirit and singing train drivers - and fell in love with a land rich in green spaces, pubs and puddings.


How to Talk to an Alien

How to Talk to an Alien
Author: Nancy du Tertre
Publisher: Red Wheel/Weiser
Total Pages: 206
Release: 2015-10-19
Genre: Body, Mind & Spirit
ISBN: 1632659778

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“Even for nonbelievers, the author’s palpable excitement over the subject matter is endearing and entertaining. Ufologists won’t want to miss this work.” —Foreword Reviews In 1972, American astronomer and ufologist J. Allen Hynek first coined the term “close encounter.” He also identified three types of close encounters with UFOs. Since then, several more types of encounters have been proposed. A close encounter of the fourth kind is an alien abduction. A closer encounter of the fifth kind is voluntary, bilateral contact with an alien species. We are no longer just looking at strange flying objects in the skies; now we are beginning to interact with the actual pilots, crew, and passengers! Do aliens exist? In 2013, one poll showed that nearly half of all Americans (48 percent) believe UFOs may be a sign of extraterrestrial visitation; another found that 10 percent of Americans claim to have actually witnessed an actual UFO; and yet another showed that 2.9 million Americans believe they had actually been abducted by aliens. If aliens exist and are visiting us, we need to talk! Who will speak to them on behalf of planet Earth? Who can translate their intentions—good or evil—toward the human race? How can we learn about their advanced technologies? Can aliens speak human languages? These and even more fascinating questions are all addressed in How to Talk to an Alien. “Nancy du Tertre covers the various considerations involved with extraterrestrial communication, including the use of alien technology, ET linguistics, and the possibility of using telepathy and dreams. Her handbook for the future should be on every thinking person’s bookshelf.” —Jim Marrs, New York Times–bestselling author


Dancing with an Alien

Dancing with an Alien
Author: Mary Logue
Publisher: HarperTeen
Total Pages: 144
Release: 2002-02-05
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9780064472098

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When Tonia meets Branko, an alien who was sent to earth to bring a female back to his planet, her life is forever changed as their unusual relationship develops over one magical summer. Reprint.


How to Make an Alien

How to Make an Alien
Author: Martina Zeitler
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 44
Release: 2015-03-24
Genre:
ISBN: 9781507617373

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Ever wondered how aliens are made? Well, I have and now I know the answer. Greetings, my name is Maximus Jones, scientist, explorer, school kid and all round legend. Through scientific research I have discovered how to make your very own alien friend and I'll share it with you in my secret experiment book. All it takes is the right ingredients and... How to make an alien is inspired by science and a splash of imagination. A blend of fact and fiction, it will peek your natural curiosity for wanting to understand how things work. If you like outer space and all its wonders, then you'll love this book


My Sister Is an Alien!

My Sister Is an Alien!
Author: Rachel Bright
Publisher: Puffin
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2010
Genre: Brothers and sisters
ISBN: 9780141502656

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Alfie is crazy about space. His favourite things are- 1. aliens, 2. rockets, 3. the moon - in that exact order. He doesn't really think much about anything else, until his new baby sister comes along. Then he notices that she looks a bit funny, she talks funny and sometimes she smells funny and he realizes . . . she MUST BE AN ALIEN! Alfie knows he needs to be brave and take her back to the moon where she belongs - after all, she often cries for home - and that's when the adventure really starts. . . A positive, funny and charming take on the joys of a new sibling with gorgeous etched illustrations from a rising picture book star.


The Alien Invasion Survival Handbook

The Alien Invasion Survival Handbook
Author: W.H. Mumfrey
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 224
Release: 2009-04-15
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1440307881

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Resistance is Your Prime Directive Have you ever experienced a sensation of missing time? Have you ever found a metallic implant somewhere in your body? It's likely that you're a victim of alien abduction, and you don't even know it. Aliens are among us. While the true intentions of these mysterious intruders from outer space are unknown, there's no doubt that their actions are nefarious. It's your right - your civic responsibility - to learn the skills necessary to protect yourself, your loved ones and ultimately your planet. Aliens want to whisk you away in the night to perform terrifying experiments on you. Isn't it time you learn how use your MP3 player to defend yourself from their paralyzing powers? Shouldn't you know how to evade the pursuit of a flying saucer? Wouldn't you sleep better at night knowing some proven hand-to-hand combat techniques guaranteed to stop your extraterrestrial foe in its tracks? Make no mistake - our world is under attack and this handbook may be the only thing standing between the human race and total annihilation. Read it and join the resistance.


My Teacher Is an Alien

My Teacher Is an Alien
Author: Bruce Coville
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 160
Release: 2014-06-10
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 148140430X

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Susan Simmons discovers that her substitute teacher is an alien.


Alien Tango

Alien Tango
Author: Gini Koch
Publisher: Astra Publishing House
Total Pages: 409
Release: 2010-12-07
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1101445564

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Sci-fi action meets steamy paranormal romance in Gini Koch’s Alien novels, as Katherine “Kitty” Katt faces off against aliens, conspiracies, and deadly secrets. • “Futuristic high-jinks and gripping adventure.” —RT Reviews For Alien Super-Being Exterminator Katherine "Kitty" Katt, anti-alien conspiracies, threats from outer space, and a couple of killer alligators are all in a day's work. It's been five months since Kitty joined Centaurion Division, working with the aliens from Alpha Centauri. She and Jeff Martini have grown closer and life looks rosy. But when an experimental spacecraft is unexpectedly returned to the Kennedy Space Center, Kitty and the rest of Alpha Team are called on to investigate and are immediately embroiled in life-or-death situations that scream "political conspiracy." The team must survive murderous attacks, deal with a mysterious space entity that has seized control of a group of astronauts, and evade a woman who'll do anything to eliminate the competition when she develops an obsessive crush on Kitty's old high school boyfriend. And that's all before the evil masterminds decide Kitty's extermination is vital... Alien Tango is the thrilling second installment of the Alien series.