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Author | : Bob Phillips |
Publisher | : Tyndale House Publishers, Inc. |
Total Pages | : 372 |
Release | : 1993 |
Genre | : Quotations, English |
ISBN | : 9780842350358 |
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A stupendous collection of quotes, quips, epigrams, witticisms, and humorous comments. For personal enjoyment and ready reference.
Author | : Ned Vizzini |
Publisher | : Disney Electronic Content |
Total Pages | : 452 |
Release | : 2010-09-25 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 1423141083 |
Download It's Kind of a Funny Story Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Like many ambitious New York City teenagers, Craig Gilner sees entry into Manhattan's Executive Pre-Professional High School as the ticket to his future. Determined to succeed at life—which means getting into the right high school to get into the right college to get the right job—Craig studies night and day to ace the entrance exam, and does. That's when things start to get crazy. At his new school, Craig realizes that he isn't brilliant compared to the other kids; he's just average, and maybe not even that. He soon sees his once-perfect future crumbling away.
Author | : Dick Enberg |
Publisher | : Andrews McMeel Publishing |
Total Pages | : 260 |
Release | : 2000-10 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9780740709968 |
Download Dick Enberg's Humorous Quotes for All Occasions Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Pearls of wisdom and downright funny lines are bountiful in Dick Enberg's Humorous Quotes for All Occasions. Public speaking tops the list of things people fear most--above fear of snakes, falling, or even death. But Dick Enberg has the antidote. With 28 general subjects to choose from, you're bound to find just the right line to loosen your tongue and break the ice on any occasion. As baby boomers increasingly are faced with occasion for public speaking--graduations, weddings, retirement parties, anniversaries of all sorts--Dick Enberg's book will no doubt become the book of choice. Laced with humorous personal anecdotes about Enberg's own public speaking experiences throughout the years, the book is both an entertaining read and a resource of humorous material for specific occasions. It also includes technical tips on how to quickly and efficiently put together a successful humorous talk. Dick Enberg's Humorous Quotes for All Occasions will pave the way toward making the speaker and his or her audience perfectly at ease and ready for a good time.
Author | : M. Prefontaine |
Publisher | : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
Total Pages | : 140 |
Release | : 2016-06-06 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9781533635686 |
Download The Funniest Quotes Book Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
A fine quotation is a diamond in the hand of a man of wit and a pebble in the hand of a fool. Joseph Roux This is a collection of the funniest quotes culled by the author from the thousands that are out there to save the reader the trouble of perusing the multitude of mediocre to find the best. This is a book which you can just pick up anytime and carry on where you left off last time. It is for those who want to pep up a speech, a presentation or an email and for those who just want to sit at home and enjoy the best humorous quotations for their own amusement. In the author's view the best humorous quotations are often those which contain an essence of truth viewed from an unexpected and quirky angle unseen previously.
Author | : M. Prefontaine |
Publisher | : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
Total Pages | : 442 |
Release | : 2015-10-19 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9781517675172 |
Download The Big Book of Quotes Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
The Big Book of Quotes is a collection of over 3,500 quotations from some of the greatest minds that ever existed. This is a book which you can just pick up anytime and carry on where you left off last time. It is for those who want to pep up a speech, a presentation or an email and for those who just want to jump start their brains with thought provoking or amusing quotations. The essence of the best quotes are that they express a truth or an insight in a short and often amusing way. Thoughts expressed succinctly have tremendous power. They can inspire and motivate, they can get a message across and they can provide insight. I hope this book will prove useful, amusing and the quotes will resonate with you.
Author | : Bruce Miller |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 0 |
Release | : 2022-07-02 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9781991048073 |
Download The Funniest Quotations to Brighten Every Day Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Author | : Ned Sherrin |
Publisher | : Oxford University Press, USA |
Total Pages | : 574 |
Release | : 2008-09-25 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 0199237166 |
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This hilarious collection of humorous quotations, full of wisecracks and wit, snappy comments and inspired fantasy, has been specially compiled by the late broadcaster and raconteur Ned Sherrin, with a foreword by leading British satirist, Alistair Beaton. Now packed with even more quotes and covering more subjects than before, from Weddings to the Supernatural, Australia to Headlines. Find the best lines from your favourite jokesters and wordsmiths, add that extra something to a speech or presentation, or just enjoy a good laugh. 'A chair is a piece of furniture. I am not a chair because no one has ever sat on me.' Ann Widdecombe on the announcement that Parliamentary language will now be gender-neutral. 'No wonder Bob Geldof is such an expert on famine. He's been feeding off 'I don't like Mondays' for 30 years.' Russell Brand On deciding to run for governor of California: 'The most difficult decision I've ever made in my entire life, except for the one in 1978 when I decided to get a bikini wax.' Arnold Schwarzenegger 'Wanting to know an author because you like his work is like wanting to know a duck because you like p--acirc--;t--eacute--;.' Margaret Atwood 'I am so sorry. We have to stop there. I have just come to the end of my personality.' Quentin Crisp, closing down an interview
Author | : Bob Newhart |
Publisher | : Hachette Books |
Total Pages | : 216 |
Release | : 2006-09-19 |
Genre | : Biography & Autobiography |
ISBN | : 1401385990 |
Download I Shouldn't Even Be Doing This! Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
The first book ever from an icon of American comedy -- a hilarious combination of stories from his career and observations about life That stammer. Those basset-hound eyes. That bone-dry wit. There has never been another comedian like Bob Newhart. His comedy albums, movies, and two hit television series have made him a national treasure and placed him firmly in the pantheon of comedy legends. Who else has a drinking game named after him And now, at last, Newhart puts his brilliant and hysterical world view on paper. Never a punch-line comic, always more of a storyteller, he tells anecdotes from throughout his life and career, including his beginnings as an accountant and the groundbreaking success of his comedy albums and The Bob Newhart Show and Newhart, which gave him fifteen years on primetime television. And he also gives his wry, comedic twist to a multitude of topics, including golf, drinking, and family holidays. Today, Newhart appears on Desperate Housewives, in hit movies such as Elf, and in theaters around the country. Reruns of his shows air constantly on Nick at Nite -- have recently been released with great success for the first time ever on DVD. With this book, Bob Newhart gives his millions of fans a first ever opportunity to sample his unique brand of humor -- including excerpts from some of his classic routines -- on the printed page.
Author | : Merrit Malloy |
Publisher | : Sterling Publishing (NY) |
Total Pages | : 132 |
Release | : 1994 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9780806907536 |
Download Irish-American Funny Quotes Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
John F. Kennedy, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Jackie Gleason, Nolan Ryan, Flannery O'Connor--laugh at the words, wisdom, and witticisms of Irish-Americans from across the whole spectrum of society. 128 pages, 5 3/8 x 8 1/4.
Author | : James Patterson |
Publisher | : jimmy patterson |
Total Pages | : 307 |
Release | : 2015-12-14 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 0316301108 |
Download I Funny TV Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Jamie Grimm has hit the big time in book four of the #1 bestselling I Funny series! Jamie Grimm has finally accomplished his dream of proving himself the Planet's Funniest Kid Comic, and the sky's the limit from there. Enter a couple of TV executives with a huge plan for Jamie: a new show about Jamie and his oddball friends! But when Jamie struggles to learn the acting ropes, will it be an early curtain call for the biggest show of the decade?