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| Author | : Donald Rump |
| Publisher | : Donald Rump |
| Total Pages | : 85 |
| Release | : 2020-02-21 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1393957056 |
Download Four Stinky Stories Vol. 4 Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Can you believe it? Four more stinky stories have squeaked out, including these ghastly ghost turds: PUT ANOTHER FART IN THE JUKEBOX, BABY When Brad Blemmings meets his blind date at Fifty Something, a retro shake and burger joint, he's not sure what to expect. But the goth beauty Maimah is quite a handful, and then there's the matter of the farting jukebox in the corner... PEDO FLAMBÉ When an old man hobbles into the Palazzio and demands his favorite dish, the peculiar Pedo Flambé, the wait staff isn't sure what to make of it. "I'm sorry, sir, but we don't have such a thing on our menu." His baby-faced waiter Zach Spitz frowns. "You sure about that?" The old man slaps down a $100 bill. "Of course, sir. Right away, sir!" Zach's manager snatches up the bill and runs back to the kitchen. FART LOVER SUPREME Kimberly Grant is ruthless, and wants a taco. Thankfully, she's found a sucker to give it to her. Big time! DON'T COUNT YOUR CHICKEN FARTS BEFORE THEY HATCH When Miles Puggsley spends his last dollar on a carton of empty eggs, he realizes he's reached rock bottom and the end is near. But there's a basement to the misery he now endures, especially for the once proud DMV specialist turned exorcist. Can a band of wild chicken farts change his fortunes? No, probably not. BONUS: THE HAIRIEST BUTT The search for the hairiest butt on Venus leads to explosive results. Approximately 15,500 words.
| Author | : Donald Rump |
| Publisher | : Donald Rump |
| Total Pages | : 86 |
| Release | : 2015-03-17 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1516341775 |
Download Four Stinky Stories Vol. 2 Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Celebrating the best of fart fiction, Donald Rump weaves together four new flatulent tales of love, betrayal, flesh-eating cannibals and everyone's favorite green gas in one dastardly volume. Intended for mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 14,000 words in all. THE $500 QUESTION Perkins Deadwood can't believe his ears. His twelve-year-old son just asked for a pet fart for Christmas. And not just any fart, a Spanish fart. Hay caramba! Can the used car salesman talk his son out of it? Or is this Christmas really going to stink? FINDING FLOOFY When a man falls head over heels for a murderous fart, he has difficulty coping with her mysterious departure. Was it something he said? Something he did? Was his penis too small? None of it makes any sense. "I will find you, my darling Floofy. Even if it's the last thing I do!" TILL DEATH DO US FART Helen Hubbard's fears have finally been confirmed. During brunch one morning in her favorite restaurant, her husband Gary confesses to cheating on her, and is ready to leave at a moment's notice. When she pries deeper into the matter, she discovers more about his mysterious lover Muffy than she cares to know. “So you’re leaving me for a fart???” Helen exclaimed. WEEKEND GETAWAY When Martin Dollop and Arthur Bodine set off for a romantic vacation in the islands, they have no idea what they're in for. Now rotting away in a Mexican jail cell, it appears that they've reached the end of their rope. Even the pinche guard won't do them the honor of putting a bullet in their heads, and offers each a shot of poison to end their suffering. Will the two lovebirds cash in on their free weekend getaway and make things right between them? Or will the doomed couple kill each other in the process?
| Author | : Donald Rump |
| Publisher | : Donald Rump |
| Total Pages | : 69 |
| Release | : 2017-07-01 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1386589586 |
Download Four Stinky Stories Vol. 3 Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
What's that I see? Four more stinky stories that are sure to enliven anyone's day! Included in this fartabulous foursome: CAPTIVE AUDIENCE Three men, one blonde secretary, a jammed up elevator, and a series of ghastly, deadly farts. What could possibly go wrong? BUTT-DIALING BASTARD When Lenny Ludwitz gets a call from a mysterious stranger, he knows that he's totally f*cked. After going round and round with the knucklehead caller, Lenny and his trio of halfwit friends come to the only conclusion that they can--that the call, indeed, is originating from his bunghole. THE WOULD BE ASSTRONAUT He's going to be the first man on the moon, dagnabbit, and he's going to do it without the aid of a space suit or even a space ship. FLOOFED AT 40,000 FEET It's a swell day aboard Crampton Airways Flight 007 until a passenger decides to follow his heart (and nose) out the airplane by cracking open the emergency door. Before long, others follow, chasing their dreams to certain death. What exactly has gotten into them? ***BONUS!*** KEEPING WIND LATEN AND THE REST OF THE WORLD AT BAY Great heavens, the armored kingdoms are under attack! And King Krakken, the domain’s irritable ruler, has an impossible decision. Should he scramble the air ships and meet the encroaching enemy head on or listen to his counsel and hold firm? Either way, the green death is upon him and it’s only a matter of time before he comes face-to-face with the infamous Wind Laten. Approximately 12,000 words.
| Author | : Donald Rump |
| Publisher | : Donald Rump |
| Total Pages | : 33 |
| Release | : 2013-11-09 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1624544932 |
Download Marriage Stinks Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Mackelroy Puggsley thought he'd heard it all until an odd man named Bilby Bloob shows up in his lobby one morning. When Bilby demands a marriage license for his gassy wife, the old man puts his foot down. Sure, it's one thing to marry your high school sweetheart, but a fart? Who in the world marries a fart? "Well I'm not going anywhere until you give us a marriage license," Bilby insists. "Is that so?" Mackelroy cracks his knuckles. Marriage Stinks is a work of fart fiction, approximately 3,600 words in length.
| Author | : Donald Rump |
| Publisher | : Donald Rump |
| Total Pages | : 27 |
| Release | : 2020-01-24 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1393361803 |
Download Fart Lover Supreme Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Kimberly Grant is ruthless, and wants a taco. Thankfully, she's found a sucker to give it to her. Big time. Approximately 2,800 words.
| Author | : Donald Rump |
| Publisher | : Donald Rump |
| Total Pages | : 34 |
| Release | : 2018-07-04 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1386998834 |
Download Don't Count Your Chicken Farts Before They Hatch Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
When Miles Puggsley spends his last dollar on a carton of empty eggs, he realizes he's reached rock bottom and the end is near. But there's a basement to the misery he now endures, especially for the once proud DMV specialist turned exorcist. Can a band of wild chicken farts change his fortune? No, probably not. Approximately 4,100 words.
| Author | : Donald Rump |
| Publisher | : Donald Rump |
| Total Pages | : 20 |
| Release | : 2018-06-19 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 138670198X |
Download Put Another Fart in the Jukebox, Baby Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
When Brad Blemmings meets his blind date at Fifty Something, a retro shake and burger joint, he's not sure what to expect. But the goth beauty Maimah is quite a handful, and then there's the matter of the farting jukebox in the corner... Approximately 3,100 words.
| Author | : Donald Rump |
| Publisher | : Donald Rump |
| Total Pages | : 23 |
| Release | : 2020-09-24 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1393329438 |
Download The Gay Assteroid Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Bill Bluster, founder and visionary behind the oddball Bluster Space Entertainment, LLC, sees an opportunity. When a pink asteroid is stopped short of striking earth's 15th colony Syphus, he puts in a bid and snaps it up. Now in his possession, he's not sure what to do with it. How does one go about promoting a pink asteroid that doesn't look the least bit menacing? By promising a gay, old time, of course! Approximately 1,000 words.
| Author | : Donald Rump |
| Publisher | : Donald Rump |
| Total Pages | : 32 |
| Release | : 2023-12-18 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : |
Download They Call Me Vlad - Episode 1: Return of the Blech Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
VLAD WIECKOWSKY has never smelled worse! Fresh off a plane from Honolulu, which surprisingly didn't crash, it doesn't take long before trouble finds him. But that's nothing a few, nice, timely, juicy air biscuits can't fix. Or not... Approximately 3,000 words.
| Author | : Donald Rump |
| Publisher | : Donald Rump |
| Total Pages | : 25 |
| Release | : 2016-07-02 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1533731373 |
Download Keeping Wind Laten and the Fate of the World at Bay (ePub) Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Great heavens, the armored kingdoms are under attack! And King Krakken, the domain’s irritable ruler, has an impossible decision. Should he scramble the air ships and meet the encroaching enemy head on or listen to his counsel and hold firm? Either way, the green death is upon him and it’s only a matter of time before he comes face-to-face with the infamous Wind Laten. Approximately 1,600 words. DIAGNOSIS: Less filling. Doesn’t contain many actual farts.
