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Damn You Fat Fingers! [Full Color]

Damn You Fat Fingers! [Full Color]
Author: Gordon Sutherland
Publisher: CreateSpace
Total Pages: 144
Release: 2014-08-15
Genre:
ISBN: 9781499599497

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Text messaging is the ultimate form of communication but Auto correct makes you look pretty stupid sometimes. People texting a word but their phones auto correct feature suddenly has a mind of its own. So it´s Randomly correcting words incorrectly. You like texting humor, or taking just a little bit of pleasure in the misfortune of others? This book brings together the best of Autocorrect fails. It is the full of funny and painfully embarrassing autocorrect fails. This book will leave you laughing until the end! Promise :)


Damn You Fat Fingers!

Damn You Fat Fingers!
Author: Gordon Sutherland
Publisher: CreateSpace
Total Pages: 144
Release: 2014-08-15
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781500850883

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Text messaging is the ultimate form of communication but Auto correct makes you look pretty stupid sometimes. People texting a word but their phones auto correct feature suddenly has a mind of its own. So it´s Randomly correcting words incorrectly. You like texting humor, or taking just a little bit of pleasure in the misfortune of others? This book brings together the best of Autocorrect fails. It is the full of funny and painfully embarrassing autocorrect fails. This book will leave you laughing until the end! Promise :)


This Day and Age

This Day and Age
Author: Mike Nicol
Publisher: Vintage
Total Pages: 289
Release: 1995-08-01
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 067974200X

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With tremendous political daring, South African novelist Mike Nicol offers a luminous parable of his country's past. Bawdy and terrifying, fantastical yet eerily familiar, This Day and Age realizes the prophecy told to a newly elected president on the eve of his inauguration. After years of bountiful harmony will come plague and famine, during which a strange man-child with a Bible chained to his wrist and his army of the disenfranchised will gather strength in the most remote reaches of the land. “Mike Nicol joins the roster . . . of Franz Kafka, Mikhail Bulgakov, Ryszard Kapuscinski, and the magical realists of Latin America.”—The New York Times Book Review


Murder Is Immaculate

Murder Is Immaculate
Author: Giacomo Giammatteo
Publisher: Inferno Publishing Company
Total Pages: 329
Release: 2021-04-05
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1949074560

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Nicky Fusco has tried living a clean and responsible life, but now a string of murders in Wilmington has local detectives looking at Nicky's past life, and he is the prime suspect. Faced with the possibility of prison, Nicky decides to solve the crimes himself.


Inkspell

Inkspell
Author: Cornelia Funke
Publisher: Chicken House
Total Pages: 538
Release: 2011-11-03
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1906427984

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Although a year has passed, not a day goes by without Meggie thinking of the extraordinary events of Inkheart, and the story whose characters strode out of the pages, and changed her life forever. But for Dustfinger, the fire-eater, torn from his world of words, the need to return has become desperate. When he finds a crooked storyteller with the magical ability to read him back, he sets in motion a dangerous reversal that sees the characters of Inkheart transported to a charmed Inkworld, about to be fought over by rival rebels and princes. But can Meggie, Farid and Fenoglio 'write' the wrongs of a charmed world about to be fought over by rival princes and rebels?


The Inkheart Trilogy

The Inkheart Trilogy
Author: Cornelia Funke
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
Total Pages: 1722
Release: 2020-11-10
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1338742345

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The stunning Inkheart trilogy is complete and available in this e-bindup! From internationally acclaimed storyteller Cornelia Funke, this bestselling, magical epic is getting new covers in anticipation of the long-awaited fourth book in the series. One cruel night, Meggie's father reads aloud from a book called INKHEART-- and an evil ruler escapes the boundaries of fiction and lands in their living room. Suddenly, Meggie is smack in the middle of the kind of adventure she has only read about in books. Meggie must learn to harness the magic that has conjured this nightmare. For only she can change the course of the story that has changed her life forever. This is INKHEART--a timeless tale about books, about imagination, about life. Dare to read it aloud.


The Complete Ink Trilogy (Inkheart, Inkspell, Inkdeath)

The Complete Ink Trilogy (Inkheart, Inkspell, Inkdeath)
Author: Cornelia Funke
Publisher: Chicken House
Total Pages: 1583
Release: 2020-05-07
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1909489727

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The complete New York Times bestselling Inkheart series by Cornelia Funke - magical, thrilling and mesmerising. 'I don't think I've ever read anything that conveys so well the joys, terrors and pitfalls of reading' Diana Wynne Jones Meggie loves stories, but her father, Mo, hasn't read to her since her mother disappeared. When a stranger knocks at their door, Mo is forced to reveal an extraordinary secret - when he reads aloud, words come alive, and dangerous characters step out of the pages. Suddenly Meggie is living the kind of adventure she has only read about in books, but this one will change her life for ever ... Book 1 now a major film starring Andy Serkis, Paul Bettany and Brendan Fraser!


A Man Lies Dreaming

A Man Lies Dreaming
Author: Lavie Tidhar
Publisher: Hodder & Stoughton
Total Pages: 266
Release: 2014-10-23
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1444762966

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THE JERWOOD FICTION UNCOVERED PRIZE WINNER 2015 BRITISH FANTASY AWARD NOMINEE 2015 PREMIO ROMA NOMINEE 2016 LONGLISTED FOR THE DUBLIN LITERATURE PRIZE 'Stunning' - The Washington Post 'Exceptional' - Library Journal 'Unmissable' - The Telegraph Sometimes, it takes a mass murderer to catch a serial killer . . . London. 1939. Down these mean streets a man must go who is... very much mean. Once he was somebody, in Germany, before the Fall. But in this world the Nazis never came to power; and the man who now calls himself Wolf ekes out a miserable living as a private detective in Soho. Enter Isabella Rubinstein: beautiful, glamorous - and Jewish. Her sister's gone missing and Wolf, despite his hatred of her race, takes on the case. The search takes Wolf across a city in the grip of the rise of a very British Fascism, and deep into a web of betrayal, deceit and murder. For a serial killer is now stalking Wolf, intent on reminding him of his former glory, and all that could have been. The only question is, can Wolf stay alive long enough to find answers? PRAISE FOR A MAN LIES DREAMING 'Nasty, clever, waspish and witty . . . a brilliant and potent thought experiment' - The Sunday Herald 'Bold and unnerving' - NPR 'A wholly original Holocaust story: as outlandish as it is poignant.' - Kirkus (starred review) 'A vital, brilliant novel' - Barnes & Noble SFF Blog 'Outstanding and moving' - Maxim Jakubowski, LoveReading.co.uk 'Gripping . . . clever and thrilling work' - Buzz Magazine 'In turns brutal, harrowing, heartbreaking and intriguing . . . [an] unforgettable novel.' - Gulf Weekly 'poetic & terrible . . . quite incredible' - Tor.com 'A brilliant novel' - Pop Verse


Night Life

Night Life
Author: Sidney Kingsley
Publisher: Dramatists Play Service Inc
Total Pages: 92
Release: 1966
Genre: Drama
ISBN: 9780822208204

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THE STORY: A wide assortment of characters gather in the play's setting: a gangster-run New York nightclub. They include a brutal and power-mad labor leader; a female singer who thinks she loves him; an idealistic young attorney haunted by memories


The New Ones of Atlantis

The New Ones of Atlantis
Author: Judy Prudhomme
Publisher: Author House
Total Pages: 743
Release: 2006-04-24
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1420867555

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Dream Seer, Judy Prudhomme, shares her lifelong visions of The New Ones and why Kleech,the alien Priest, created this superhuman species to rule and protect Atlantis. The New Ones of Atlantis will ignite your imagination and whirl your emotions with a colorful adventure of extremes: shipwrecks and rescues; pirate debauchery and dedicated Priests; dangerous Warriors and happy children; whores and virginity; demons, ghosts and the Holy Spirit; death, resurrection and reincarnation; Warrior Practice and Temple. The first New One, Lord Priest, is a black, bird-beaked, Warrior/Priest, Healer, Scientist, Educator, Seer, Magician and reincarnate of the Egyptian God Thoth. The second New One, Lord Beast, The King, is a genetic combination of Lord Priest and an African Lioness. Lord Beast appears human until his beastly traits surface and his deadly perfection proves why he is The Killing Beast of Atlantis and the undefeated Leader of the most feared Army on Earth. The Third New One, Lady Athena, demonstrates her courage when she challenges Lord Beast’s most dangerous Warriors to fight for the coveted position of Army Co-Trainer. After the bloody battles, Athena claims her victory and becomes The Third Ruler and Goddess of War. Enjoy Athena’s beloved friend, six-year-old Daisy, as she grows more like Athena everyday, leads the Little Flower Warriors and communicates to God in a unique way. Laugh at Atlantis’ greatest war heroes, the comical Warriors Burr and Mayner, as they try to get their buddy, The King, laid by slipping him past his Seer Father. Unfortunately, the dangerous Lord Priest is not amused. Guarantee: You will not want this book to end!