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Betoota-isms

Betoota-isms
Author: The Betoota Advocate
Publisher: Pan Australia
Total Pages: 244
Release: 2021-10-26
Genre: Social Science
ISBN: 1760988979

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A guide to The Betoota Advocate's most memorable slang, nicknames and sayings. The Betoota Advocate prides itself as not only Australia's oldest newspaper, but also its most ardent documenter of our nation's ever-changing language. Betoota-isms is a deep dive into Australian culture, invention and creativity with a complete record of 'English' as it is used from the Member's Box of the MCG to the change rooms of the Betoota Dolphins rugby league club. Discover the meaning of the Michelle Pfeiffer (the Pfizer). Identify, with confidence, our nation's leaders: Scotty from Marketing, Dictator Dan and Hot Mess Gladys. Ask your mate to pick you up a Bachelor's Handbag and some bread rolls on his next run to Coles. As authoritative as the Macquarie Dictionary and as exhaustive as a Fortitude Valley pub crawl, Betoota-isms is your one-stop guide to the grandeur of the great Australian vernacular.


Milk and Vine

Milk and Vine
Author: Emily Beck
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 78
Release: 2017-10-22
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781973124269

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An illustrated collection of quotes from Vine videos.


Women of Cubbyhole a to Z

Women of Cubbyhole a to Z
Author: Marcia Gilbert
Publisher: Bookbaby
Total Pages: 72
Release: 2021-09-09
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781098389642

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The "Women of Cubbyhole A to Z" started with pockets full of notes written on napkins, escapades, and chance encounters at lesbian bar in New York City's Greenwich Village. While this project could be seen as a tribute to the bar, Cubbyhole is merely the setting for this collection of stories, designed as a salute to Lesbian Pulp Fiction titles, presented as an A to Z series of book covers. That said, "Women of Cubbyhole A to Z" is not a self-help dating book. Nor is it intended to recount a series of pickup lines that do or don't work. Although the book is dedicated to the bar's founder, Tanya Saunders, Ms. Gilbert believes the book has a broader appeal to anyone dating, meeting people in any kind of bar, and experiencing the mishaps of regulars, visitors, and staff. "They" always say to write what you know, which is often what she did on her way home or the next morning. She would often find wads of cocktail napkins with text/story fragments on her bedside table. But instead of "fleshing" out the stories into actual books or short stories, the author/designer visualized the covers of a collection of sometimes raw, frequently funny experiences, pages from her journal, and other ephemera. Unlike the earlier pulp fiction authors, who had no control over cover design or copy--or even how the stories ended--Ms. Gilbert took over all aspects of these titles (cover design, back copy text, bar codes, marketing quotes, copy editing). While the cover stories are offered alphabetically, none of them took place in such an ordered, chronological way. Like scrabble tiles, they were collected randomly and then pieced together, in an effort to make sense of life, romance, wishful thinking, dashed hopes. Please join Ms. Gilbert, her unnamed protagonist, and her alter-author Anon E. Mess, as they alphabetize their way through the ups and downs of being a heart-on-her-sleeve, sometimes tongue-tied, always dapper-tied, romantic raconteur.


Bi-Curious George

Bi-Curious George
Author: Andrew Simonian
Publisher: Cider Mill Press
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2012-10-16
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781604332834

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A hilarious illustrated book in the growing gay and bi-curious market. A total original. "George was a straight little monkey but always very... curious. One day George saw a man. He had on a sassy purple beret. And George got excited, despite himself." And so begins the saga of Bi-Curious George. People of all ages and predilections will love this hilariously clever parody of one of the most beloved classic children's books of all time. Just don't read it to your kids.


The Chic Diet

The Chic Diet
Author: Kit Olsen
Publisher: CreateSpace
Total Pages: 224
Release: 2014-01
Genre: Beauty, Personal
ISBN: 9781494979485

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I know that it might be, like, gauche of me to spill the secrets of my chic brethren, but the rest of the world has a right to know. So I've gone ahead and compiled a really long list of some tactics that I have observed my friends and colleagues employ in order to lose weight. And I'm, like, a really good source because I went to a super legit fashion school and I did a bunch of internships at really fancy places. ... Just so you know, this book is totally just FYI and is completely satirical. Like, I just want to make you laugh, or something. No one should take any of this to heart ... I really love the people in my life, but ... they're obvi unhinged and their habits should definitely not be emulated.--Foreword, page 8.


The Little Girl Who Gave Zero Fucks

The Little Girl Who Gave Zero Fucks
Author: Amy Kean
Publisher: Unbound Publishing
Total Pages: 88
Release: 2018-11-01
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1783526440

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This is the story of a brave young girl, Elodie-Rose, who one day decides to change the world and keep all her fucks in her basket. Wait a minute. You’re confused. What are fucks, you ask? It’s quite simple, really. Fucks are her self-esteem; all the happy, sad and wonderful thoughts that sit in her basket. That sit in every girl’s basket! And every girl must give these fucks away every time someone asks. One day Elodie-Rose decides to break rank and find out what happens if those fucks stay where they are...


Spinfluence

Spinfluence
Author: Nick McFarlane
Publisher: Gingko Press Editions
Total Pages: 288
Release: 2018-02-28
Genre: ART
ISBN: 9781908211644

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"Spinfluence is the Bible of Propaganda. In 10 simple steps, the tricks, techniques and tactics of propaganda are laid bare for all to see. Emotional hijacking, brainwashing and hysteria-harnessing are just some of the fun activities which are lovingly explained through short sharp text and bold illustrations. As dangerous as Chairman Mao's Little Red Book or Sun Tzu's Art of War. This is not a read for the light-hearted."--Provided by author.


K is for Knifeball

K is for Knifeball
Author: Avery Monsen
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Total Pages: 81
Release: 2012-09-14
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1452121265

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An adult parody of children’s alphabet books, offering horrible—but hilarious—advice, from the authors of All my friends are dead. In the humorous vein of Go the F**k to Sleep comes a laugh-out-loud collection of bad advice that turns the children’s alphabet book on its head. Adorable, illustrated characters lead readers down a path of poor decision-making, and alphabetical, rhyming couplets offer terrible life lessons. O is for opening things with your teeth, F is for setting Daddy’s wallet on fire, and R is for Raccoon (but definitely not for rabies). With plenty of playfully disastrous choices lurking around every corner, this compendium of black humor may be terrible for actual children, but it’s perfect for the common-senseless child in all adults. Plus, this is the fixed-format version, which looks nearly identical to the physical book. Praise for K is for Knifeball “Great fun for adults. The humorous illustrations, done in the style common in kids books, greatly add to the fun.” —Geek Alerts


Frog and Toad are Doing Their Best [A Parody]

Frog and Toad are Doing Their Best [A Parody]
Author: Jennie Egerdie
Publisher: Running Press Adult
Total Pages: 94
Release: 2021-10-05
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0762478470

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At home, work, and out in our ever-changing world, we're all just doing our best. In this modern parody, Frog and Toad are here to commiserate and lend some laughter. Full of wry humor and deep compassion for our modern vulnerabilities, the stories in Frog and Toad Are Doing Their Best perfectly capture the heartwarming authenticity of Lobel’s famous amphibian friends while revealing razor-sharp truths about the world we live in today. Through Frog and Toad, we see the anxieties that are woven throughout our everyday existence, from our well-meaning but often-failed attempts at practicing self-care to our struggle to balance the gifts and burdens of technology. Toad ponders a variety of questionable schemes to pay off his credit cards, while Frog spends too much time scrolling through the newsfeed on his phone. But despite their daily frustrations and existential concerns, they know that having a friend to share life’s burdens makes even the darkest days brighter.


Fuck Off, I'm Coloring

Fuck Off, I'm Coloring
Author: Dare You Stamp Co.
Publisher: Cider Mill Press
Total Pages: 112
Release: 2016-09-06
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1604336617

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Color the shit out of this new stress-relieving swear word adult coloring book! With daily stresses like annoying coworkers, red-faced bosses, endless traffic, and whatever shit you have going on at home, sometimes all you need to tell everyone to “fuck off.” Now you can say it in color! Relieve some stress with easy and beautiful art—that also happens to feature your favorite profanities. Feel the “zen” wash over you as you color in or outside the lines however you damn well please. Take your defiance up a notch with more complex patterns, or take the easy route when you unwind. Do whatever the fuck you want.