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| Author | : Chantelle Grace |
| Publisher | : BroadStreet Publishing Group LLC |
| Total Pages | : 72 |
| Release | : 2021-07-06 |
| Genre | : Religion |
| ISBN | : 1424562910 |
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I woke up this morning and forgot which direction the sun rises from... then it dawned on me. I heard a funny joke about a boomerang earlier. I’m sure it will come back to me. Aging gets old after a while. Pun intended. Gone are the days when you can remember why you went into the kitchen, what medications you are taking for what, and whether you hurt your neck doing something amazing or you just slept funny (and it’s not really funny because, quite honestly, you don’t know if your neck will ever work properly again). When you need to find humor in the not-so marvelous life changes, pick up Best Old Folks Jokes Ever and chuckle along with everyone else who is growing older. That’s literally everyone. A little laughter can go a long way in accepting the inevitable with gratitude and grace.
| Author | : Midealuck Publishing |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 0 |
| Release | : 2023-11-12 |
| Genre | : Health & Fitness |
| ISBN | : 9781304917843 |
Download Best Old Folks Jokes and Funny Stories Ever Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
An elderly man visited the doctor for a checkup. "Mr. Jones, you're in great shape," said the doctor. "How do you do it?" "Well," said Mr. Jones, "I don't drink, I don't smoke, and the good Lord looks out for me. For weeks now, every time I go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, he turns the light on for me." Concerned, the doctor finds Mrs. Jones in the waiting room and tells her what her husband said. "I don't think that's anything to worry about," she said. "And on the bright side, it does explain who's been peeing into the fridge at night." Good stories and funny jokes never go away. However, times have changed, and when someone smiles at you, it doesn't have to be pity, but it probably is. Why not march towards the sunset, and have a little fun along the way, whether it's with grandma in bed (pun intended) or with a funny book. The Doctor said a lot of nonsense, but he was probably right in saying that laughter is the best medicine. So why not chuckle along with everyone else who is growing older, a little laughter can go a long way in accepting the inevitable with gratitude and grace.
| Author | : Publications International Ltd. Staff |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 160 |
| Release | : 2010-11-12 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781450817172 |
Download Old Jokes for Old Folks Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
A book of jokes, quips, puns, riddles, quotes, and humorous asides that helps the aging process get just a little bit easier. Written by our terrific team of comedy writers, filled with amusing new jokes and all-time classics. Delightful illustrations complement the text, adding an extra dimension to the hilarity
| Author | : Juicy Quotes |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 172 |
| Release | : 2019-12-16 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781674932972 |
Download Joke Book for Seniors Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
This joke book for seniors and elderly is perfect for older adults, parents and grandparents. With over 350 jokes, there will be jokes for all humors and hours of laughter for everyone. This funny jokes book is the perfect birthday present or gift for any occasion. Available in the USA, UK, Canada, Australia, Germany and many other countries. Start enjoying lots of laughs today!
| Author | : Jacob Maxwell |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 0 |
| Release | : 2022-08-10 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781649920386 |
Download The Timeless Collection of Old Age Jokes Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
| Author | : Editors of Portable Press |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 90 |
| Release | : 2016-05-01 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 1626866139 |
Download The Funniest Joke Book Ever! Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!
| Author | : Richard G. Lazar, PhD |
| Publisher | : eBookIt.com |
| Total Pages | : 60 |
| Release | : 2012-07-06 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1456609408 |
Download The Fountain of Humor for Seniors Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
The Fountain of Humor for Seniors available as an eBook and in Audio files is a collection of jokes and stories targeted to seniors 50]. These jokes can be read and listened to by the senior him- or herself or read and/or played to them by the people who live, work or love them. The material is helpful to mind and body. It is funny, tasteful and likely to make most seniors laugh out loud. It's all about feeling good, feeling much better, reducing sad feelings, healing mind and body. All anyone needs to do is to laugh loud and long to feel good and better. Yes, it works. It's not a cure-all for aging and not a Fountain of Youth . . . simply a Fountain of Humora?[ for seniors. It is a supply of funny jokes and stories that really helps, for a while, to reduce the depression about aging, the loss of loved ones, chronic illness, loss of sight, sound and mobility. Our jokes and stories are provided through our unique process of selection, customization and cleansing by our "Joke-Jury." This combined publication of text and audio has been designed so that: A blind or partially blind person can hear the jokes and laugh. A deaf or partially deaf person can see the jokes and laugh. A healthy person can see and hear the jokes and laugh. Even the dying find something to laugh about for a moment in time and will ask for more jokes. My father-in-law, terminally ill with cancer, called often in his last year asking my wife and me to read a joke or two to him. Hearing him laugh from miles away also opened the door to comforting conversation and made it easier for all of us. This is mighty important for all of us. An 85-year-old, losing her mental capacities, repeatedly asked for our jokes to be read to her. It comforted her right up to her passing. A professional woman purchased the set for "signing" to groups of deaf people. She works with them as the audio version plays the jokes for her. Instructions are provided on how to read them to diverse senior audiences in institutional settings or families or to their friends. We believe that the elderly, infirmed, families or just two people enjoy the togetherness and communal feeling that laughter brings. People love having jokes read to them. That "legitimizes" laughing out loud. Everyone wants to laugh, whether they are kids age 1 or 100.
| Author | : Bob Phillips |
| Publisher | : Harvest House Publishers |
| Total Pages | : 113 |
| Release | : 2013-03-01 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 0736948503 |
Download The World's Greatest Collection of Clean Jokes Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
This top-selling collection of pure fun (more than 295,000 copies sold) is back with a fresh and lively new cover to reach more readers eager to laugh. Puns, one-liners, jester-worthy jokes, and quirky quips will amaze and astound friends and family. Giggles are guaranteed as readers enjoy the crazy conversations and hilarious observations— “Daddy, the teacher was reading the Bible to us—all about the children of Israel building the temple, the children of Israel crossing the Red Sea, the children of Israel making sacrifices. Didn’t the grownups do anything?” “You’re the laziest fellow I have seen. Don’t you do anything quickly?” “Yes, I get tired fast.” “I haven’t slept for days.” “How come?” “I only sleep at night!”
| Author | : William Novak |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 304 |
| Release | : 2016-10-25 |
| Genre | : Family & Relationships |
| ISBN | : 1501150790 |
Download Die Laughing Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
From the co-creator of the celebrated Big Book of Jewish Humor comes a laugh-out-loud collection of jokes about growing older that makes fun of memory loss, marriages, medicine, sex, the afterlife, and much more, making this the perfect gift for almost anyone who was born before you were. Growing older can be unsettling and surprising. (How on earth did this happen? Where did the years go?) So what better way to deal with this new stage of life than to laugh about your new reality? Die Laughing includes more than enough jokes (not to mention cartoons!) to let that laughter burst out. Whether it’s dealing with doctors, dating in one’s seventies, or unexpected bodily changes (not to mention funny noises), some things are easier to face with a smile of recognition. That’s why Die Laughing is the perfect gift for your parents, anyone celebrating a significant birthday, or any boomer with a sense of humor whose age begins with a six or higher.
| Author | : Steven D. Price |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 116 |
| Release | : 2014-08-05 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1629142956 |
Download Gut Busters and Belly Laughs Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Although no one has ever said that growing old is a zany laugh riot, humor certainly eases the path to and through one’s golden years. And here is a heaping dose of jokes and anecdotes (anecdotes for one’s anec-dotage, you might say) to lighten and brighten the day of anyone who’s reached that certain age. You and the special senior in your life will laugh at jokes about a wide range of subjects, including . . . One-Liners: “I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.” —Andy Rooney Memory: A senior citizen driving on the highway received a cell phone call from his wife. “Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!” The husband replied, “I know, but there isn’t just one—there are hundreds!” Sex and the Senior: An eighty-two-year-old man went to his doctor for a physical. A few days later the doctor saw him walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. Several days later the doctor spoke to his patient and commented, “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?” The man replied, “I’m just doing what you said, Doc—‘Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.’” The doctor said, “I didn't say that. I said, ‘You’ve got a heart murmur. Be careful.’” Belly Laughs is a “lode” of fun for the young at heart of all ages, especially the golden age. Remember this bit of sage advice: “If you laugh a lot, when you get older your wrinkles will be in the right places.”
