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Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me?

Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me?
Author: Louise Rennison
Publisher: Harper Collins
Total Pages: 343
Release: 2009-10-06
Genre: Young Adult Fiction
ISBN: 0061954012

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For Georgia, the more things change, the more they stay the same. Just when she thought she was the official one-and-only girlfriend of Masimo, he's walked off into the night with the full hump, leaving Georgia all aloney on her owney-again. All because Dave the Laugh tried to do fisticuffs at dawn with him! Two boys fighting over Georgia? It's almost as romantic as Romeo and Juliet . . . though perhaps a touch less tragic. It's time for Georgia to get to the bottom (oo-er) of this Dave the Laugh spontaneous puckering business once and for all. It's like they always say: If you snog a mate in the forest of red bottomosity and no one is around to see it, is he still a mate? Or is he something more?


Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas

Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas
Author: Louise Rennison
Publisher: Harper Collins
Total Pages: 158
Release: 2009-10-06
Genre: Young Adult Fiction
ISBN: 0061975370

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As I was going out of my bedroom door I remembered my nungas. Perhaps I should take some precautions to keep them under strict control. Maybe bits of Sellotape on the ends of them to keep them from doing anything alarming? I'd like to trust them, but they are very unreliable. The irrepressible heroine of the Michael L. Printz Honor Book Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging is back, and funnier than ever! Georgia has finally landed Robbie the Sex God, but he's never around, and Georgia's ex, Dave the Laugh, is starting to look quite dreamy. Strangely, so does just about every other guy Georgia meets, even the new French teacher. In this third installment of Georgia's hilarious confessions, Georgia's "red bottomosity" is out of control! Whatever will happen next?


Away Laughing on a Fast Camel

Away Laughing on a Fast Camel
Author: Louise Rennison
Publisher: Harper Collins
Total Pages: 298
Release: 2004-05-25
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0060589345

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The saga of teenager Georgia Nicolson continues in diary entries about her life after her boyfriend goes off to Kiwi-agogoland, leaving her to make do without him.


Stop in the Name of Pants!

Stop in the Name of Pants!
Author: Louise Rennison
Publisher: Harper Collins
Total Pages: 343
Release: 2009-10-06
Genre: Young Adult Fiction
ISBN: 0061975427

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Time to gird the loins and pucker up. Blimey O'Reilly's trousers! When Georgia embraced being the girlfriend of a Rock Legend/Luurve God, she thought that was the end of her lovenosity woes. As usual, Georgia is the last to know what she is talking about. Now there's the small matter of a snogging accident involving her matey-type mate Dave the Laugh and some toasted newts in her undercrackers. Can Georgia lock up her red bottom and throw away the key?


On the Bright Side, I'm Now the Girlfriend of a Sex God

On the Bright Side, I'm Now the Girlfriend of a Sex God
Author: Louise Rennison
Publisher: Harper Collins
Total Pages: 276
Release: 2013-08-13
Genre: Young Adult Fiction
ISBN: 006230027X

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Georgia Nicolson has started dating the Sex God (aka Robbie). So life should be perfect . . . except in Georgia's life, nothing is ever perfect. Her cat, Angus (the size of a small Labrador), is terrorizing the neighborhood. Her sister, Libby (who is slightly mad), hides her pooey knickers at the bottom of Georgia's bed. Then the Sex God breaks it off because she's too young. It's time for a plan. It's time for a Red Herring. It's time for Georgia to become a "heartless boy magnet!"


Then He Ate My Boy Entrancers

Then He Ate My Boy Entrancers
Author: Louise Rennison
Publisher: Harper Collins
Total Pages: 324
Release: 2005-05-24
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 006058937X

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We are going to Hamburger-a-gogo land! We are going there so that I can follow the Luuurve God, Masimo. He has gone to visit his olds, leaving me, his new (and lurker-free) nearly girlfriend, in Billy Shakespeare land. So he thinks! Imagine how thrilled he will be when I pop up where he is and say “Howdy!” Or whatever it is they say over there. Let the overseas snog fest begin!!! Georgia can't wait to visit Hamburger-a-gogo land with Jas in tow so she can finally track down Masimo, the Italian-American dreamboat. But after a long week in America, Georgia only succeeds in learning importantish things -- like how to ride a bucking bronco -- before she's dragged back to England by Mutti and Vati.Will Georgia be able to reel in the Italian dreamboat, or is she destined to live forever all aloney on her owney?


Angus, Thongs and Full-frontal Snogging

Angus, Thongs and Full-frontal Snogging
Author: Louise Rennison
Publisher: HarperCollins UK
Total Pages: 29
Release: 2005
Genre: Chick lit
ISBN: 0007218672

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The delightful story told by British teen Georgia Nicholson through her journals--a Michael L.


Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants

Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants
Author: Louise Rennison
Publisher: Harper Collins
Total Pages: 244
Release: 2009-10-06
Genre: Young Adult Fiction
ISBN: 0061975354

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Georgia thought she had put her "red-bottomosity" to rest when she finally chose Robbie the Sex God over Dave the Laugh. Anyway, Dave the Laugh is now dating her friend Ellen (which didn't stop Georgia from snogging him at a party...) But when Dave breaks up with Ellen and the Sex God is never around, Georgia doesn't know what to do! As always, in Georgia's life, nothing ever turns out as planned!


‘...startled by his furry shorts!’ (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, Book 7)

‘...startled by his furry shorts!’ (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, Book 7)
Author: Louise Rennison
Publisher: HarperCollinsChildren’sBooks
Total Pages: 288
Release: 2008-09-04
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0007279027

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Sound the Cosmic Horn! Bestselling author Louise Rennison’s seventh book of the confessions of crazy but loveable teenager Georgia Nicolson is out in EB!


Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging

Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging
Author: Louise Rennison
Publisher: Harper Collins
Total Pages: 276
Release: 2013-08-13
Genre: Young Adult Fiction
ISBN: 0062300261

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Angus: My mixed-breed cat, half domestic tabby, half Scottish wildcat. The size of a small Labrador, only mad. Thongs: Stupid underwear. What's the point of them, anyway? They just go up your bum, as far as I can tell. Full-Frontal Snogging: Kissing with all the trimmings, lip to lip, open mouth, tongues ... everything. Her dad's got the mentality of a Teletubby (only not so developed). Her cat, Angus, is trying to eat the poodle next door. And her best friend thinks she looks like an alien -- just because she accidentally shaved off her eyebrows. Ergghhhlack. Still, add a little boy-stalking, teacher-baiting, and full-frontal snogging with a Sex God, and Georgia's year just might turn out to be the most fabbitty fab fab ever!