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My Cat Ate Aliens

My Cat Ate Aliens
Author: Natalie Griffin, D.V.M.
Publisher: Christian Faith Publishing, Inc.
Total Pages: 214
Release: 2019-03-15
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1642588806

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"So Much Fun! I kept wondering what the next exciting animal encounter would bring. Highly recommend My Cat Ate Aliens, A must-read for those who love animals and love the unexpected happenings they bring into our lives." ""Marty Becker DVM, "America's Veterinarian", Author of 25 pet/vet books, Nationally syndicated pet columnist, & Founder of FearFreePets.com "Dr. Griffin has written a humorous and heartwarming collection of stories for those who put faith and furry family members at the center of their lives. This is a wonderful book for those who find humor in pets and the strange animals they live with." ""Dr. Andy Roark, DVM MSc Her frantic voice hurried on," It's so horrible! I'm just worried about my cat, poor Princess Fluff!!! She's going to die of alien infestation if no one helps her!!"- My Cat Ate Aliens My Cat Ate Aliens and Other Humorous Tales in Veterinary Medicine is a collection of over 40 outrageous stories from the world of veterinary medicine. Dr. June B. French and her friends take you on a journey where they find themselves in the most unlikely scenarios, filled with surprising characters and twists no human could have foreseen. It all begins in a shelter, wherein they are faced with an impossible, heart-wrenching dilemma. From there, many more adventures are mapped out as you follow June into the land of dogs, cats, horses, alpacas, camels, horses, and even birds of all feathers (the scariest June has ever faced). You will also follow the journeys of June's beloved veterinary comrades, who detail their unexpected situations. These stories include a junkyard horse, a nudist colony, a bear and even a few mountain oysters. And you will also soon meet the furry friend that inspired this whole collection: the cat who ate aliens. These events are the unscripted trials of animal loving professionals in their everyday careers, with the greater mission to aid shelter medicine as well as finding the humor in the crazy situations they find themselves in. We do hope that you enjoy our stories! Author: Natalie Griffin, D.V.M. Contributions to this book by: Emily Peck Cindy Roberson Carrie Grace, DVM Tracy Jagocki, DVM Scott Richardson, DVM Michelle Richardson, DVM Rebecca Fratello, DVM D Pugh, DVM, MS, MAg DiplACT, ACVN, & ACVM Wendy Seesock VBSPCA Staff Reviews Derby Brackett (CEO): "Very easy to read - such fun stories. I love that you are sharing true and enriching, yet humorous experiences. I can't wait to share with my 10 year old grandson who is an animal lover too." Vikki Spruill (Director of Finance): "I keep My Cat Ate Aliens beside my bed for a quick chuckle every night before going to sleep. The stories are funny and heartwarming, a good way to end my day!" Nikki Shepperd (Retail & Sales Manager): "This book is definitely a page turner! I feel like I have a smile on my face while reading each short story and then once the story comes to fruition, the giggling really begins. I really love it!" Theresa Tsutsui (Customer Service Representative): "I really enjoyed reading My Cat Ate Aliens. Such a fun book and so relatable! I especially loved the story about the goat. "In Rut" I laughed out loud!" Jessica Lee (Customer Service Representative): "I love reading the book with my husband! It's both insightful into the veterinarian and shelter world and hilarious! I would highly recommend the book!" Maggie Henson (Customer Service Representative): "In general, all the stories from Dr. Griffin's days in vet school make me happy. My boyfriend's daughters love animals, particularly the 5 year old, and the examples of how hard and lonely, but incredibly rewarding school can be make me feel like if either of them decide to go the vet route, they will have a realistic expectation of what they will experience in school. Granted, at their ages they cannot quite read the book themselves just yet, but I believe they will enjoy it once they are ready..." S.C: "My Cat Ate Aliens" is a pleasant read that provides interesting, and lighthearted, insight into the veterinary work world. The writer's informal and personal style makes this an easy, fun read. I enjoyed the organization of the book into a variety of cleverly-titled short stories covering a wide range of animal clients.


Aliens Ate My Homework

Aliens Ate My Homework
Author: Matthew S. Cox
Publisher: Division Zero Press
Total Pages: 415
Release: 2022-06-09
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1950738086

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Kelly Donovan wants to save the Earth from aliens, but her plan has a serious snag—she needs to do it before bedtime. It’s been a few weeks since the Nolmek scattered giant crystals around the world that unintentionally gave some people super powers. They also nearly eliminated war and shared technology to solve famine, drought, and pollution, so pretty much everyone loves them. Alas, the aliens didn’t visit Earth purely out of kindness. They needed a primitive species to enslave. Kelly discovers they’re speeding up their plans, already abducting people from the super-prison right out from under the cops’ noses, the same prison her mad-scientist father is stuck in. She’s desperate to protect him, but unfortunately, no one is willing to believe the Nolmek could be bad guys. Worse, they know she’s on to them. If she can’t find proof of the aliens’ plan, stop the invasion, and be in bed before nine, she faces worse than the enslavement of humanity—she’ll be grounded.


My Haunted Home

My Haunted Home
Author: Victoria Hood
Publisher: University of Alabama Press
Total Pages: 149
Release: 2022-10-04
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1573661961

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"My Haunted Home by Victoria Hood is a short story collection held together by the common theme of haunting. In stories of mourning, surrealism, and obsessions, different narrators delve into their own worlds to explore how grief is felt and harvested in funny, sad, and unnamable ways"--


Havenwood

Havenwood
Author: R. Webster
Publisher: iUniverse
Total Pages: 260
Release: 2002-03
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0595219098

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Larsen Dass once had the world by the tail. He was a five star chef with the best job in town. When his health failed he lost his marriage, job, and home. Reduced to cooking in a nursing home, called Havenwood Lodge, he begins to start his life anew.He finds his new life to be anything but boring. Things are very strange at his new job; the house where he is living is haunted, and he finds himself falling in love again. When he discovers the terrible secret of Havenwood he finds himself in a struggle against an ancient evil.In the dead of winter he must battle mankind's fiercest enemy, while a storm from Hell ravages the Lodge. The fate of the residents of this home, and the employees is in his hands, and he must defeat the very soul of darkness to save his new lady love.


Witches at War!: The Wickedest Witch

Witches at War!: The Wickedest Witch
Author: Martin Howard
Publisher: Pavilion Children's
Total Pages: 174
Release: 2012-01-04
Genre: Young Adult Fiction
ISBN: 1843652161

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The first book in the hilarious epic Witches at War! series. "Seriously funny!" The Independent The headline in The Cackler is grim. Old Biddy Vicious, the Most Superior High and Wicked Witch and owner of the Black Wand of Ohh Please Don't Turn Me Into Aaaaarghhh...Ribbett is dead. But witches like their news on the dark side and there is great anticipation in the witching world. After all, there will need to be a new leader and a diabolical competition to find out who is to become the new Most Superior High and Wicked Witch. Esmelia Sniff fancies her chances, after all she is exceedingly wicked and has warts in all of the right places. As she and her surprisingly cheerful apprentice, Sam, set off to find three other witches to nominate her for the job, the meanest and the baddest witches in the world are hatching their own devious plan to become The Wickedest Witch. Visit the special Witches at War series website at www.witchesatwar.co.uk or by clicking here Other titles in the series include (Book 2) The White Wand (9781843651345) and (Book 3) The Wild Winter (9781843651802).


How Aliens Do It

How Aliens Do It
Author: Judith Shimkus
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 356
Release: 2009
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1427640092

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The Nothing Bladerunner

The Nothing Bladerunner
Author: Epi Arias
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 286
Release: 2009-09-28
Genre: Poetry
ISBN: 0557093619

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THE NOTHING BLADERUNNER is the result of deep self-examination and the exploration of the writer's consciousness as original experience. The collection is a by-product of all the fears, wonders, and anxieties experienced as a result of these encounters and further typifies the struggle of an inner conflict between creative thought and the pervasive impositions of socially-sanctioned ideas.A playful matrix of cliches, unfulfilled romances, and labyrinthian insights, THE NOTHING BLADERUNNER is a compendium of living questions that can only be answered by the inquisitive and creative reader.


Stray Cat Strut 4

Stray Cat Strut 4
Author: RavensDagger
Publisher: Podium Publishing
Total Pages: 403
Release: 2023-09-12
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1039427979

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When an alien invasion threatens everyone she loves, cybernetic samurai Cat LeBlanc must upgrade her warrior skills, in this thrilling cyberpunk tale. The megacity of New Montreal has become ground zero for the Antithesis. Having burrowed deep beneath every continent on Earth, the aliens have emerged in massive waves, destroying all sentient creatures in their path. All that's standing in their way is the elite vanguard of cyber-samurai determined to stop humanity's extinction at all costs. Catherine "Cat" LeBlanc has only been a samurai for a week, tackling trials by fire as they erupt with guts, grit, and a lot of explosives. As a warrior-still-in-training, her unorthodox and spontaneous fighting style has saved many lives. Now, with New Montreal recruiting soldiers for war, Cat will be on the frontlines with fellow samurai like pyrotechnic nun Gomorrah; buggy, trigger-happy Grasshopper; and goth public relations specialist Emoscythe Mordeath Noir. Despite her prowess in battle, Cat requires stronger armor and more powerful weapons to defeat the Antithesis's endless hordes. She also needs to ensure her girlfriend, Lucy, and their "kittens"—the brood of orphans they've adopted—are safe. But protecting New Montreal and its citizens requires methods of warfare designed to quickly wipe out as many Antithesis as possible. Is the price of victory worth the potential mass destruction it will leave in its wake? The fourth volume of the hit LitRPG sci-fi series—with more than seven million views on Royal Road—now available on Audible and wherever ebooks are sold!


The Seventh Garfield Fat Cat 3-pack

The Seventh Garfield Fat Cat 3-pack
Author: James H. Davis
Publisher:
Total Pages: 386
Release: 1997
Genre: Comics & Graphic Novels
ISBN: 0345414497

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A giant selection of Garfield comic strips.


Stray Cat Strut 5

Stray Cat Strut 5
Author: RavensDagger
Publisher: Podium Publishing
Total Pages: 384
Release: 2023-12-12
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1039428002

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Cyborg samurai Cat LeBlanc takes charge when aliens overrun a city—only to discover humans may be the greater threat—in this cyberpunk adventure. A small city mostly populated by well-to-do retirees, Burlington, Vermont, is now home to the Antithesis. The alien flora has taken root underground and throughout the surrounding woodlands, giving birth to monstrous beings driven by instinct to consume Earth's own living creatures. With only three rookie samurai to protect them and resources dwindling fast, the people of Burlington are facing extinction. Cat LeBlanc's success against the Antithesis in the megacity of New Montreal has raised her profile amongst the samurai. And despite her antiauthoritarian attitude and appetite for destruction in combat, she's been assigned to assume command of Burlington's defenses. Against her better judgment—and though it means taking time away from her girlfriend, Lucy, and their adopted gang of children, "the kittens"—Cat accepts the mission. Accompanied by pyrotechnic nun Gomorrah, Cat finds Burlington's downtown is indeed struggling to survive, but the privileged residents of River Heights thrive behind the protection of their privately funded militia. Worse, the undisciplined trio of samurai-in-training she's supposed to lead are variously arrogant, rebellious, and insecure. Now, Cat must forge a fighting force out of them while playing politics with the city's wealthiest power brokers. Unfortunately, their enemy doesn't also suffer from political and personal conflicts. The Antithesis is of one mind, a hive determined to spread their contagion across Earth. And if Cat can't rally the samurai, soldiers, and citizens of Burlington to work together, the fall of the city may foretell humanity's eventual fate . . . The fifth volume of the hit LitRPG sci-fi series—with more than nine million views on Royal Road—now available on Audible and wherever ebooks are sold!